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The Sperminator

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by DrFrylock, May 18, 2011.

  1. DrFrylock

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    Speaking of spawn, how the fuck did I forget the news story of the day? The Sperminator himself made a baby 10 years ago with one of his household staff, and now his marriage is breaking up and he's going to have to worry about Maria sending robot assassins back in time to kill his younger self, thus depriving the entire world of Conan the Barbarian.

    FOCUS: The Sperminator!
     
  2. Juice

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    Here's what his mistress looks like:

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    At least she's got big tits, I guess...
     
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    You have to figure that while he was fucking her he had to be thinking, "Yeah she's ugly, but at least she's not a fucking Kennedy."
     
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    And here is a picture of the love-child.
     

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    I'm surprised he didn't take one look at her face and yell something like "Get to the choppa!"
     
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    Maybe she was smoking hot 10 years ago? *shrug* I tried.

    I think when everything comes out he'll have approached The Tiger Woods Number of Mistresses. At least Tigers were all somewhat attractive. Yesh. She scares me.
     
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    I bet she was. Her face looks like it's been through a fire.
     
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    Maybe he was horny and she was there and willing?

    Nah... that's just crazy talk.
     
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    Um, yeah...

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    And the kids face isn't photoshopped...
     
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    ... The Wife?

    ESPOSA MALO! NO ME GUSTA TU NINO DE AMOR!
     
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    She is mexican. They age about as fast as the guy who drank from the false grail in The Last Crusade.
     
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    Are you kidding me? With all the hotties running around there he fucked that on more than one occasion. Talk about good acting.
     
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    If only I had the skills to photoshop their faces on this (because it is what I'm imagining):



    I assume his reaction was the same as he opened the door. But why waste a good morning wood?

    FOCUS: Maybe she had magic lady bits.
     
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    roy jones you just grossed me out.
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    The kid.

    And the kicker....the ladys (???) name is Mildred. Seems about right to me.
     
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    "But MaaahRiaah! All da Schwarzenegger's like ah leetle spaetzle on dah side!"
     
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    Ahhh, so that's why Schwarzenegger was so tough on immigration policies.

    He was trying to get the bitch deported.
     
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    It looks like she's had a TON of plastic surgery done. Her huge perky tits, her cheekbones, the "melted plastic" look....the Sperminator's been paying a LOT for how horrible she looks. I'm not a fan of plastic surgery and believe it makes the recipients look awful about 99% of the time. I bet 10 years and 10 surgery's ago she was attractive.
     
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    I think she looks like a post op tranny myself. Whoever paid for any of her "work" paid WAY too much.
     
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    Looks like Danny Trejo's ugly kid brother. With tits.