The role they are most proud of

I love when you see an actor/actress in an absolute lame role. Pretty much every actor had to start somewhere, however some of them get their scene etched in history (unfortunately.)

Bill Paxton was always good at playing a creep/freak, he then moved on to being a well respected emmy nominated actor. As much as I loved Chet in Weird Science I think the role he is most proud of is "punk number 2" in the beginning of Terminator.

Is that supposed to be a tattoo on his face?

FOCUS: Find main stream and -A- list actors in scenes that they are hardly known for. The more humiliating it would be considered for the actor the better, the actual scene would be appreciated.

 

Sadly that is his real hair.

 

"Breakin'."

I have no idea what's going on in this scene. I can only assume it's a precursor to him doing a jumping back-spin kick that decapitates someone before he does yet another nude scene.

 

These McDLTs are making me thirsty!

 

That's brilliant character actor Alfred Molina in Raiders Of The Lost Ark as Indy's chickenshit guide.



The body being dressed a tthe beginning of The Big Chill is Kevin Costner, but his scenes were cut from the movie.

Also, a favourite that people argue with me (seriously, it is) is Ed O'Neill as the policeman at the end of Deliverance:

 

If you're going to Arnold, why pick one of the few movies he's been in that's actually good? He was whooping ass on the big screen well before then.



And he's always loved the ladies.

 

Captain Jack got got by Fred.

 

Jessica Alba, on The Secret World of Alex Mack:

 

I guess it makes perfect sense that one of the worst actresses in recent history debuted in one of the worst abominations ever;



Oh, and this one is hilarious, for a variety of reasons; (the film is called "Revenge of the Creature")

 

I'm not going to post the scene, because quite frankly it gives me nightmares to this day, but one of the indie hits that showed Joseph Gordon-Levitt as a credible actor was a little flick called "Mysterious Skin."

I don't want to ruin it for you, but just try and picture this beautiful juxtaposition of ideas: Joseph, face down in a bathtub getting his asshole plundered by a coked out steroid monster, whilst getting bludgeoned over the head by a Johnson and Johnson (no more tears) shampoo bottle. That man has my undying respect as an actor, because nothing is off limits.

Not entirely unrelated: It is a well circulated rumor that Peter North used to bottom when he was first started in the industry. It is also well circulated that he enjoyed it. I will also no post any of those scenes because (a) I don't want to ever see them and (b) I doubt I could find them if I did.

Also fun: Stallone, before punching out Apollo Creed, made a porno that was later released as "The Italian Stallion", which let's face it, is fucking hilarious on so many levels. I hear the money he made on this actually helped him to finance "Rocky", which makes it even better.

More on topic, although I highly doubt Jack finds anything out of the ordinary in his performance here:

 

To be fair, it was just a softcore porno, so it's not like he even needed to have sex with anyone. People make a bigger deal out of that than it really was.

But part about him using it to finance "Rocky" is pure bullshit; not only was that movie made a good 6 years later, after Stallone was already a well-established popular actor on both TV and the movies, but Sly only made a few hundred dollars from "The Party at Kitty and Stud's".

Seriously, he had leading roles in mainstream Hollywood films like "Capone" and "Death Race 2000", but you think he made more money from a small-time softcore porn with a total budget of a few thousand dollars?

 

Jack on The Andy Griffith Show in 1967. He also had a very small appearance on the show in '66 but I cant find the clip.

 

I'm not going to get into ANOTHER one of these with you, but nothing Roger Corman has ever put his name on has been a "mainstream Hollywood film". But sure, I grant you that he probably didn't finance Rocky with $200.

Back to focus: And incidentally, the single best live action TV show that Nickelodeon ever produced (yes, even better than Salute your Shorts):


For the win, her father in the show is played by IGGY POP.

 

The porno was actually titled "A Party at Bunny and Studs" I think it was later renamed. Rumor had it Stallone did everything he could to buy up the rights to the picture.

 

Anyone recognize this guy from 21 jump street? HINT: it's not Johnny Depp.

 

This was Jim Carrey's first movie:




This trailer shows every instance of the movie where there is plot. The rest is just a series of thick-bearded mountain men singing country songs that no one has ever heard. I have no idea how to explain this movie except to tell all of you never to watch it.

 

Keep an eye out at 2:12 and wait for your mind to be blown:


I also have to say, watch a few Sam Peckinpah movies, and then watch From Dusk til Dawn. Tarantino ripped virtually every single piece of that movie off of Peckinpah. As he should, because the guy was a fucking genius, a sadist, and held prostitutes in higher regard than normal women because they weren't as whorish. Plus he brought us "Knockin' on Heaven's Door", which is more than enough reason to put him in the book of Men.

 

Here is a hilarious cameo in the last of the Dirty Harry movies, The Dead Pool. Here our struggling actor is portraying movie star Johnny Squares, causing him to belt out the best lip sync in movie history.

I give you Jim Carrey covering Welcome to the Jungle