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The REAL Memorial Day Drunk Thread! USA! USA! 5/28/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, May 28, 2010.

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  1. ssycko

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    My rep officially totals "9-11." Thanks, Rob4Broncos, it's ALL YOUR FAULT
     
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    I'm drinking in a hotel room in Idaho somewhere while traveling cross country back to North Carolina. This drive blows balls but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. And just to set things right with the world:

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    Cheerleader time!
     
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    I seriously need to stop driving drunk. ...For real...if I'm too drunk to place the order I want at Wendy's, I really shouldn't be in the drive through at all.
     
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    Bought a pretty decent 4 burner grill the other day; cooked some ribeye's yesterday and got some brat's and burgers today. This weekend is as good as any to stay at the house and grill stuff...it's gay pride weekend out on the beach and there are rainbow's everywhere, and this upsets me cuz it's a pretty decent weekend. Oh well, looks like no sun and sand for me.
     
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    Yeah, it's scary how hair loss can be so fast and furious.
     
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    Apparently loudly singing slave freedom songs in the shower in my deep bass is enough to get the neighbor to pound on the wall.

    Racist.
     
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    Last night I was lured to a bachelorette party (for a friend of a friend) with the promise of seeing a midget stripper. I was duped. He was in fact, just a short guy. Every other bitch there was convinced of his midgetism, despite the fact that he was a full 5 feet tall. It was almost like the Twilight Zone, wherein I kept saying "He's not a midget, he's just short!" and everyone else kept saying, "Of course he's a midget, just look at him!". Eventually I got tired of arguing with them and since I had no intentions of giving any money to the fake midget, I left. I was almost home when a fuck buddy called me to come over. Excellent way to end a shitty night. She even made me pancakes this morning before I left.

    Tonight or tomorrow I'm driving out to Indiana to visit family who live right on a big lake. I can't wait to get drunk and hang out on the boat.
     
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    The main question right now is how early should I start drinking today? It's almost 3pm...I see shower beers in my immediate future.
     
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    I started at about 3:30. Have to drink them fast, though. It's too fucking hot and I can't keep a goddamn beer cold enough to enjoy it to the end.
     
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    I'm getting ready to head to my 5 year high school reunion. This is either going to be a really fun night or it's going to end up with us leaving and going to the bar. The husband isn't a big fan of a lot of the guys I graduated with because 'they're stupid.' I'm not going to argue this too much because they do act pretty stupid a lot of the time, but I grew up with them so I happen to think they're pretty funny.

    Either way, a few of the guys are cooking a hog and there will be a keg. I foresee me getting shitty tonight.
     
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    5 year reunion? I've never heard of anyone doing on before 10 years. Hell, five years after I graduated I still saw a ton of people I graduated with out at bars around town.
     
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    Problem solved. Wife™ and I have a few beer cozies laying around that I'd completely forgotten about.

    But it's still too goddamn hot today.
     
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    I have to go have dinner tonight with one of my husband's customers. Him and his wife and their two kids. And they don't drink. It is Memorial Day weekend, the pool just opened and I could really go for a couple of cocktails poolside. But I suppose that shouldn't because I should try to make a good impression. This is going to suck. Once we are done though, all bets are off.
     
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    Woah coffee. Too much. Many jitters. I can't even play my bass.
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    HOCKEY THEN ZOMBIE MOVIE NIGHT!
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    Drinking then ufc fights at 7PM. Lets go EVANS!!!
     
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    R.I.P Dennis : "I was drinking a half-gallon of rum with a fifth of rum on the side, in case I ran out, 28 beers a day, and three grams of cocaine just to keep me moving around."
     
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    I'll be drinking the PBR in his honor tonight. That scene put me on the PBR band wagon long before the hipster stigma.
     
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    Skipped out on a trip to New York city to visit family with the hopes that 1 of the 15 jobs I applied for would pull through and give me a call. This unintentionally became awsome, as I now have the house to myself for four days. On a side note whoever made chicken patties should be crowned pope. I just made two of them, but in the process ran into a dilemma. Which one to eat first, the one with hot sauce and ranch or the one with steak sauce. As it is memorial day weekend I chose the one with steaksauce because this is AMERICA.
    Damn do I love America.
     

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    For any of you chefs out there, there are some pretty awesome kitchen knives on Woot! today. Shun Ken Onion 4 piece set. Seems like something that would be pretty awesome to own if I thought I would ever use them.

    http://www.woot.com/
     
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    I just watched Nelly's music video for Tip Drill. Holy crap. It's a damn porno:



    I'm pretty sure everyone in this video caught pink eye the next day.
     
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