Follow me her if you're new to this. Feel free to flip through the Rant & Rave Thread, and bring a whole new world to a post without a photo, like so: Rave: I've been in a slight rut for the last 2 or so years, and I feel like I'm coming out of it... this could be a good year. Or a really shitty one, who knows... I suppose time will tell. Rant/Rave?: Little Miss Sweet and Innocent was popped by a State Trooper and subsequently arrested. This was my first time wearing cuffs in the back of a Dodge Charger and it was a bit cramped. I got to go to jail for awhile, even! FOCUS: See? It's easy. Make it funny and we can have a lot of fun in here. EDIT: To any of you sour apples that happen to get one of your rant/raves plucked, rmember this is all in good fun and we're all still friends here.
This was posted a couple hours before the Game of Threads began. (Insert Crown Royal/Premature Ejaculation joke of your choosing here). Either way, I think it has legs, so I'm going to run it anyway. It's not part of the Game, so it is not eligible for prizes - good or bad. The exception would be if Crown PMed me before the Drunk Thread closes and asks to have this added.
Crown and his life partner DID spend a lot of time on those hedges, after all.... but can't really blame the neighbour.
I hate those Easy Bake Ovens. Had a developer who worked for me who was a major pothead. This was quite a few years ago, in my first startup, where 8 of us shared pretty cramped office space. He was a good dev, but partied a fair bit. On his birthday we got him the mandatory ice cream cake, and as a joke we also got him an easy bake oven. As a joke. That backfired. The fucker firee it up at work and was slow-baking brownies for the next week. At his desk. You think fish in the microwave is a bad workplace smell? Brownies are worse; that smell is evil incarnate when you're a chocoholic.