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The Official Idiot Chicago Meet-Up Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Parker, Feb 17, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    I have shorter hair though, dreadlocks do not work on me. Plus I don't have the patience.
     
    #81 Parker, Mar 30, 2012
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    Why not just post up some pics? Or you could always just wear name tags. That wouldn't draw any attention to the mix max of people that are likely to attend.
     
    #82 mya, Mar 30, 2012
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    Pics will be posted after. I want maximum initial awkwardness that has to be subdued by booze.
     
    #83 Parker, Mar 31, 2012
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    We are almost here!

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    #84 Parker, Mar 31, 2012
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    Man... I've been looking forward to this day all week. Now I will not be attending unfortunately. Had a chance to make some serious money this afternoon and had to take it. Not that I'm complaining about making money, mind you... I just wish that I could be drinking with the rest of you idiots! Tip one for me, and if it's not too late when I return perhaps I'll catch up with you. Cheers!
     
    #85 Striding Man, Mar 31, 2012
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    Where y'all internet people at? I don't see any minorities in here
     
    #86 villagebicycle, Mar 31, 2012
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    I'm at the front bar in the lack and white dress. We may just have bought drinks standing next to each other?
     
    #87 rachiii, Mar 31, 2012
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    I feel like I should be eating popcorn while watching this awkwardness play out
     
    #88 mya, Mar 31, 2012
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    "How will I recognize you at the bar?"

    "I'll be the gentleman in the Hello Kitty raincoat with a dildo strapped to his chin."

    My predictions for this evening's frivolities:

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    #89 CharlesJohnson, Mar 31, 2012
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    #90 Nom Chompsky, Mar 31, 2012
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    See, if CJ was involved none of this would have happened. There would be a PLAN in place for identification purposes. I bet he was a boy scout.

    And I am OK with being played by Scarlett in this scenario.
     
    #91 mya, Mar 31, 2012
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    For you folks watching at home, I just said I'm going out for a smoke but I'm actually sprinting home. I'll have to come back for my card in a few days when the coast is clear.
     
    #92 villagebicycle, Mar 31, 2012
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    Someone didn't use near enough chloroform.
     
    #93 Gravy, Mar 31, 2012
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    I'm surprised he can run so well hog tied to an anal hook.
     
    #94 CharlesJohnson, Mar 31, 2012
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    I just bailed; the ol' ball and chain wants to see a movie. Those tibbers were a good time, solid people. jwags, Parker, rachiiii, hit me up for a reunion. Less roofieing next time though, and more gingers.
     
    #95 villagebicycle, Mar 31, 2012
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    Oh man, what a good fucking time. Pretty sure that was the longest amount of time I've spent in one bar, with people I've never met before and had no problem. I'm scared we actually might start hanging out in real life more often. Everyone is basically four good songs away from each other.

    I'm just still so shocked to find out that Rachiii 1. Has a very dark dark history with the board and its previous incarnation. 2. Her name is...Rachel. *Shocked face*
     
    #96 Parker, Apr 1, 2012
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    Well you can't toss out the phrase dark dark history without backing it up!
     
    #97 mya, Apr 1, 2012
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    Don't let him fool you all, Village isn't nearly as hipstery as he wants you to believe.

    Also, I think Parker would set disabled child on fire to get inside of a ginger, just a hunch I get.
     
    #98 JWags, Apr 1, 2012
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    He's the exact opposite of a hipster, he's Russian. I also am concerned about my ability to drink with him when he doesn't have plans to drive somewhere.

    Fixed that for you. What? Everyone should challenge themselves in life.
     
    #99 Parker, Apr 1, 2012
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