Yeah, I used a big word. After spending all day yesterday at both the DMV and Social Security offices respectively, finally getting off of our asses and changing The Wife's name, I'd fillet a kitty for a drink. And I'm gonna do just that this afternoon. Well, I mean I'm gonna have a drink, and only fillet the kitties if they piss me off or something. Friggin' kitties... Where was I? Oh yeah- Drunk Thread, HOOOOOOOOOOO!
I just got a call from a number with 9 digits instead of 10. Started with 003. What the fuck? I don't answer my phone because it's always just debt collectors, but I'm kinda curious about this. Also, lovely day for a Guinness.
Tonight I think I will relax a bit so that I'll be ready for tomorrow. The Girlfriend and I are celebrating Valentines day tomorrow, and as I mentioned last week, instead of a fancy dinner or any normal kind of date, we will be going to our favorite bar in the early afternoon so we can drink beer together all day. It's going to be a good weekend. I think I may try a new Scotch today as well.
I think the shit is dope. Though Im sure someone will pop up to criticize. I wouldnt chance it if you were stoned or drunk.
I think he meant chancing a 30 minute (1 hr round trip) drive while drunk. But I've only had 1 beer today. Screw you guys, I'm gettin' a burger. And also a hot dog.
We've all been there... the McDonald's drive-thru on the way home from the bar ordering 4 Big Macs, telling the lady at the window not to worry because 2 of them are for breakfast. Wait... what?
McDonalds delivers to your door here. If not in the mood for MceeDees theres a place called Sherpas that delivers any food/groceries you like for a small fee (two-three bucks). Low labor prices rule.
Y'all should have started the WDT yesterday. I could have made proper use of it, then. There is nothing better than dollar wells...
I agree. I was celebrating not having a zygote inside of me. I would've gone cray cray with this thread.
Weekly Drunk Threads should be required to start at the end of the workday on Thursdays. Who can make it all the way to the weekend without getting fucked up? Watching Archer after a few glasses of whiskey is nirvana. Fact.
All I wanted to do was find the video of the sherpas cartwheeling down the Murderhorn in the Powersauce Bar Simpsons episode. Unfortunately, the internet has failed me.
What the hell? I've never heard of such a thing. It's for the best that they don't anywhere near but still, when one is drunky and wants a quater pounder with cheese this would be awesome. This week has been blah. I'm ready for the weekend and all but what the fuck am I suppose to do with no football to watch? I'm like a lost lamb. Shitty.