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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

    3 vote(s)
    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

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    8.3%

  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

    4 vote(s)
    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. Zach

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    My team is prom night dumpster babies.
    Fairly happy with how the draft went.
     
    #101 Zach, Sep 7, 2015
  2. Hoosiermess

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    Set your roster for the first game and prey. I spelled that correctly for the record. I'm not sure how I feel about my draft, like BD said it happened so quickly my girlfriend would have complained, but you have your team. If you don't like one of your picks hit the waiver wire now and make it right, otherwise set your best roster for week one. It usually takes a week or three to know what you have to work with and you'll make some changes along the way.
     
    #102 Hoosiermess, Sep 7, 2015
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    That was my wife...
     
    #103 iczorro, Sep 7, 2015
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    Wait a minute....we start 3 WRs? These are the things I should have investigated prior to the draft. I'm obviously mya for now. I wanted to get to know my tram before I named them.
     
    #104 mya, Sep 7, 2015
  5. Nettdata

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    Don't worry, she didn't sound Mexican either.
     
    #105 Nettdata, Sep 7, 2015
  6. Popped Cherries

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    I'll edit the first post once everyone posts their name for each league.

    After the draft, we tinker with our lineups for days upon days until we get the most epic lineup for the upcoming week. Once you get that done, you just wait, and wait, and wait some more until Thursday/Sunday/Monday for the games where your players are playing, you watch them score points for you, and then if you have more points then the team you are playing against after all the games have finished, you mercilessly tell them their life is meaningless.
     
    #106 Popped Cherries, Sep 7, 2015
  7. mya

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    I'm also kind of hurt that I didn't get invited to the draft chat. I will channel that rehection and you will all pay
     
    #107 mya, Sep 7, 2015
  8. Blue Dog

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    Yeah, I promise you. you would have known if it were my wife.

    "Eees de fooootball ting going okay?Did du geet de Mark Sanchez? He ees so cuuuuute!"

    EDIT: she also just asked if I drafted Rex Ryan. I'm kinda sad now that I didn't, actually.

    EDIT2: Blue Drees Jr in JV; Blue Drees Sr in Varsity.
     
    #108 Blue Dog, Sep 7, 2015
    Last edited: Sep 7, 2015
  9. iczorro

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    Oh yeah. <------------ Missing fingers, by the way in JV. Teenage Mutant Ninja Bortles in Varsity.
     
    #109 iczorro, Sep 7, 2015
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    Everyone was invited on the first page link... that would include the girls.
     
    #110 Nettdata, Sep 7, 2015
  11. Hoosiermess

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    It was closed by the time I got to it, not that I had anything to offer as quick as it was going
     
    #111 Hoosiermess, Sep 7, 2015
  12. mya

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    I was looking for a response to netts question about the server in this thread. I will continue to believe I didn't get invited to the cool kids lunch table and harbor that resentment forever.
     
    #112 mya, Sep 7, 2015
  13. Hoosiermess

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    How much time do we have for our picks in the next draft?
     
    #113 Hoosiermess, Sep 7, 2015
  14. Popped Cherries

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    The next draft we have 25 seconds to nominate and 25 seconds to bid and then 8 second reup every time there is a bid. Last years draft I believe was ~ 1:30?
     
    #114 Popped Cherries, Sep 7, 2015
  15. Blue Dog

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    For real- could we at least get a minute for each pick? 25 seconds is not a lot of time to look at my cheatsheets or calculate my budget or grab a second beer for this one.
     
    #115 Blue Dog, Sep 7, 2015
  16. Hoosiermess

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    I've changed my team name to "The Shwartz is with me" in both leagues
     
    #116 Hoosiermess, Sep 7, 2015
  17. zyron

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    It takes much longer in the auction draft. I think last year it was 3 hours.
     
    #117 zyron, Sep 7, 2015
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    Discord link?
     
    #118 Nom Chompsky, Sep 7, 2015
  19. Popped Cherries

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    Okay we are about to begin. Edited the first post again with all the needed links for the second draft.
     
    #119 Popped Cherries, Sep 7, 2015
  20. Hoosiermess

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    I'm getting invalid or expired
     
    #120 Hoosiermess, Sep 7, 2015
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