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The Official 2015 TiB Fantasy Football Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 22, 2015.

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Who wins?

  1. Angry Beavers

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    25.0%

  2. Mr. McGibblets

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    8.3%

  3. I Have No Legs

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  4. Prom Night Dumpster Babies

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    8.3%

  5. Missing Fingers

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  6. Blue Drees Jr.

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  7. Everyday I'm Russlin

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  8. Pelagic Milt

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    33.3%

  9. InGlorious Staffords

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%

  10. The Shwartz is with me

    1 vote(s)
    8.3%
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  1. mya

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    So I said I was DONE with this silly game. But I glanced at my team around 3:00, saw that Lynch was inactive so picked up his backup Rawls. This may be the last game that I win, but boy did I feel like a champion for that decision alone.
     
    #501 mya, Nov 22, 2015
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    So much for Kingslayer, you just had your hand chopped off. Seriously, how do I quit, play 4 Patriots and win? Like, you can't make this shit up. It did help you left Lynch in and didn't make smart decisions.

    Fuck man, you have me the sharpest double edged sword ever...hope. I'm still in this thing.
     
    #502 Parker, Nov 24, 2015
  3. iczorro

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    Yeah, my entire team shit the bed. It was ugly.
     
    #503 iczorro, Nov 24, 2015
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    God bless you iczorro, just when you were getting good, you lost to a guy who quit on his season and had his highest scorer on the bench.
     
    #504 Parker, Nov 24, 2015
  5. Nettdata

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    5 week win streak... now that I'm kind of liking this again, I'm sure it'll shit the bed in spectacular fashion.
     
    #505 Nettdata, Nov 24, 2015
  6. Popped Cherries

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    You actually have a really good team outside of your weakness at running back.
     
    #506 Popped Cherries, Nov 24, 2015
  7. mya

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    I tried to trade him a running back (I somehow ended up with 4 of the top 16 RBs but suck at WR) but he wouldn't bite. Guess it hasn't hurt him much.
     
    #507 mya, Nov 24, 2015
  8. iczorro

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    I don't think I can really be blamed when my team underperforms by 70+ points (yes, yes, I know, NFL projections are notoriously bad). Had I not been busy I could have shifted Lynch out and put V-Jax in at flex and only lost by like 9.
     
    #508 iczorro, Nov 24, 2015
  9. Nettdata

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    Yeah, but I would have lost more points in that WR than I would have gained at RB, so it made no sense to me to increase points at RB just for the sake of getting a better RB.
     
    #509 Nettdata, Nov 24, 2015
  10. mya

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    Sort of, but you also have to look at the points of who you can plug in to play if you do make the trade. If I recall, you were pretty stacked at WR so could stand to give up one and I offered you Ingram, right? But what do I know, you have won 5 in a row and I....well, I have not. So what you are doing certainly seems to be working!

    On another note, for all of you JV players, if you need a RB (I've got Ingram, Rawls, Allen, Stewart and C Johnson) and have a decent WR or good TE to offer, please holler my way.
     
    #510 mya, Nov 25, 2015
  11. Nettdata

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    Did Romo really just score a total of -0.7 points today?
     
    #511 Nettdata, Nov 26, 2015
  12. Flat_Rate

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    Who's the sad bastard who started Homo?
     
    #512 Flat_Rate, Nov 26, 2015
  13. Nettdata

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    Is not looking bueno.

    homo.png
     
    #513 Nettdata, Nov 26, 2015
  14. Popped Cherries

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    Yep, that was me. Thought it would be a shootout with Romo slinging it around the field. It was, but he apparently thought the teal jersey's were his players too.

    It's okay though. I'm in the playoffs regardless so at this point in time it's just about seeding.
     
    #514 Popped Cherries, Nov 27, 2015
  15. mya

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    That score looks great to me!

    Throw me a bone here , I deserve to be in the playoffs and and still having to scramble.
     
    #515 mya, Nov 27, 2015
  16. Nettdata

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    Mystery explained thanks to leaked xray of his injury:

    romo.jpg
     
    #516 Nettdata, Nov 27, 2015
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    This is absolute hogwash.

    Against everyone else in this stupid league, iczorro averages under 100 points. When not playing me, he has the lowest points scored average in the league. Against me? 139 and 145.
     
    #517 MoreCowbell, Nov 29, 2015
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  18. iczorro

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    Lololol. Unless Gostkowski has a 24 point game, I win.
     
    #518 iczorro, Nov 29, 2015
  19. Nettdata

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    I have to say, this week seems to be doing well for me... especially since I finally picked up a reasonable RB in Lacy.

    But who would have expected that my kicker and defence would put up 43 points combined, and yet Brees couldn't even make 10?
     
    #519 Nettdata, Nov 29, 2015
  20. Nettdata

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    Hate to admit it, but I'm giggling like a little school girl seeing her first angry cock.
     
    #520 Nettdata, Nov 29, 2015
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