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The Nightstand Drawer

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by audreymonroe, Jul 11, 2011.

  1. BrianH

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    I don't have a nightstand, but I do have a safe next to my bed.

    Inside:

    -My Last Will and Testament (on top)
    -500GB Hard Drive with all of my photos backed up
    -DVD's will all of my photos as a redundant back up
    -10 ounce bar of platinum (investment / plan "c" world goes to hell plan)
    -5 ounce bar of gold (see above)

    On Top:

    -water based lube
    -condoms
    -HK USP 9mm (loaded and chambered, natch... it doesn't work without a bullet)
     
  2. Kubla Kahn

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    Now there are maybe three or four list that include butt plugs. I am going to assume, outside of scootah, that these are being used exclusively on females. Do they actually get used in the ass or are you just doubling them as a dildo for your puss? Honestly Ive never come across a girl that was down for ass play. Maybe my small sample size is vanilla and skewed but in general most girls I know aren't down with having things either a cock or an injection molded piece of plastic shoved up there. Thoughts?
     
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    Seriously? With this group of girls?
     
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    I know, wondering what would be the big draw for these girls and not the sorority chicks I know.
     
  5. Beefy Phil

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    A copy of my favorite book: If I Kept A Loaded Weapon In An Unlocked Drawer Next To My Head While I Slept, I Wouldn't Talk About It On The Internet

    It's a page-turner.
     
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    I have to somewhat agree with Hooker; vibration does nothing for me. I don't understand why some girls go so crazy for it. No thanks.

    I used to own a bedroom set that had two night stands with two big drawers each. They collected crap that I never bothered with once it went in. Now I purposely have to bedside tables that are nothing but wrought iron pedestals with glass tops. As such, they hold a lamp, a clock and (sometimes) a book. Anything else is neatly put away on a shelf somewhere.
     
  7. shauncorleone

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    My nightstand is where I used to keep the random jewelry girlfriends & FB's would leave behind. Unfortunately I left them in the condom drawer so a few girls would stumble upon them, which for some reason often killed the mood.
    My nightstand is nearly empty aside from condoms and 1 or two books. Used to be more books but the Kindle has put a stop to that. Sometimes my iPad will sit in there because, y'know, late night Words With Friends.
    EDIT: Used to keep a watch box in there which served as a hiding place for controlled substances.
     
  8. Poopourri

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    Pretty most of the people with a butt plug are in relationships. I think it goes without saying that most girls wait until they're in some sort of relationship with a healthy amount of trust (albeit a casual fuck-buddy or a full fledged marriage) before they reveal that they like things inserted into their poop chute.

    I don't find it that weird.
     
  9. scotchcrotch

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    Tangent Topic- Do you prefer the alarm or the radio?

    Talk radio wakes me up more gently than an alarm and quicker than music.



    The only thing a blaring alarm does is piss me off.
     
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    Seriously? You want to change the topic from sex toys and anal sex, to alarm clocks?? I weep. Thank goodness I have an arsenal of "friends" to keep me entertained.
     
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    Roofies and a video camera.

    Just kidding, those are in my basement.
     
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    No shit, how did this thread start out talking about sex toys to a buch of people talking about what is on their nightstand. That was never even a focus.....
     
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    "Friends"? Like an alarm clock?

    Oh yeah.......alarm or radio?
     
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    off topic
     
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    ... No. Just no. We're not diverting a sex toy thread into a bed side radio thread. On topic or GTFO.

    I have a stainless steel anal hook, a cheap clone hitachi magic wand, lube and condoms next to the bed at the moment. There's some whips, floggers and rope hanging from the wall and a bunch of cuffs, gags, canes, riding crops, nipple clamps and miscellaneous other stuff in the wardrobe. I have a couple of bags that I take to fetish events that also get used at home, with a bunch of shit in them.
     
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    My nightstand drawer is a bit too small to hold the collection I've amassed through work, so I have a "goody bag" the size of a tote bag instead. It is currently stuffed with:

    • a waterproof vibrator with interchangeable tips
    • a glittery purple g-spot vibrator with a remote control
    • a few brands of condoms
    • massage oil
    • strawberry kiwi flavored lube
    • fuzzy handcuffs
    • a crop
    • edible body paint markers
    • sex game dice
    • fishnets
    • several sets of lingerie and a couple costumes

    Aaaaand... That just about covers it. I feel similar to hooker, though - I have to make more of an effort to cum with toys than just my fingers. However, threesomes are much more entertaining with toys involved, particularly anything edible.
     
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    On that note, are those edible things even that good? I couldn't imagine edible undies tasting very good after being up the crack for a little bit...
     
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    Dude. No, seriously - dude! I like rough trade (although my education is only just beginning) and kink, but I hope never to see the words 'steel anal hook' together again. Ever.

    Although my curiosity gets the better of me - what does one use an anal hook for? If you say suspension I am going to jump out a window.
     
  20. shauncorleone

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    Which is why you always wash your food before eating.