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The Moh Fuckin' Weekend DRUNK THREAD 1/22/10

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Jan 22, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    "Whores" to say the least. I've never seen such a harlequin collection of over sexed, weather-beaten swamp hags in my over 30 years of living in this city (save The Ridout, because that was the greatest bar in history).
     
    #61 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2010
  2. shegirl

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    I never said what kind of balls. Maybe I meant ballgag balls. You don't know! For shame.

    Uh huh and you can both use the same booster seat!
     
    #62 shegirl, Jan 22, 2010
  3. Crown Royal

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    Yeah, but if they go on a date to the Carnival, they won't be able to go on all the rides together.
     
    #63 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2010
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    It sounds like we had communication issues from the start. Here I thought you meant testicles.

    I'll be happy to sit on his booster seat...the only problem is which of the fifteen cars are we going to drive today?
     
    #64 Dcc001, Jan 22, 2010
  5. shegirl

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    Saves time and money. Awesome!
     
    #65 shegirl, Jan 22, 2010
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    Settlin in with a bottle of this tonight.

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    Anyone who hasnt tried it, and can try it, do it. Best rum ever. I could be a little biased, since I'm a Newfie, but everyone i've had try it loved it.
     
    #66 Muney, Jan 22, 2010
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    Ah, the finale of Jersey Shore. This should be entertaining.

    Also, I was under the impression that Screech is drank under two conditions:

    1. You are an old, old man
    2. You are being "screeched in"

    Because Newfoundlanders need to bring everyone down to their level.
     
    #67 ghettoastronaut, Jan 22, 2010
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    I swear to God, the whole "thinking the person's avatar is actually them" phenomenon must apply to only me, because apparently the entirety of TiB thinks that I'm a raging lesbian.

    MY COOL INTERNET PERSONA IS RUINED
     
    #68 ssycko, Jan 22, 2010
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    I don't know what you are talking about....aren't we supposed to use a personal photo for our avatar?
     
    #69 mya, Jan 22, 2010
  10. ClaireV

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    Do you hear that? Shhhhh.....

    Hear it now?

    Yeah, that would be the sound of pure awesomeness that is a bottle of Crown.

    I was going to drink rum tonight, but it seems I have been blessed with the presence of Crown. Thank the holy gods.
     
    #70 ClaireV, Jan 22, 2010
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    It doesn't man, trust me.
    All that hard work in pretending to be cool. All lost. Green dot? Hug?
     
    #71 shegirl, Jan 22, 2010
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    This is a travesty. Who's been telling you that there's something wrong with being a raging lesbian? Nonsense! Don't be ashamed of your sexuality. In fact, if you let go of the shame, I bet the rage will go away, too.

    *sigh* I thought our society had progressed past this kind of prejudice.
     
    #72 Dcc001, Jan 22, 2010
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    I was flipping through this thread, saw a video about the most fucked over Mint Julep in history. Decided to make one a real one:
    Bourbon, Ice, Mint and simple syrup. Oh I love this drink.

    Damn you Bluedog, I can't stop listening to Mescalito.
     
    #73 konatown, Jan 22, 2010
  14. Crown Royal

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    Michida vs. Shogun II UFC 113. LIfe is good.
     
    #74 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2010
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    I know I did...

    Now, look deep into my eyes...
     
    #75 Fernanthonies, Jan 22, 2010
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    Me too. That's me on the right with the white teeth.
    Me & Fernanthonies love it doggy style.
     
    #76 Crown Royal, Jan 22, 2010
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    Holy hell did I miss some stuff when I finally passed out. On a side note fuck I hate waking up after drinking heaps with furry teeth. Have to get some stuff done then time to drink again.
     
    #77 Bundy Bear, Jan 22, 2010
  18. Blue Dog

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    Motherfuck. Ken A.

     
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    Fuck all you North America livin' bastards. 6 more hours until the booze starts flowing.
     
    #79 Sam N, Jan 22, 2010
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    Only if you listen to the man brah.
     
    #80 konatown, Jan 22, 2010
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