I haven't been sober for seven days straight since last May. The beauty of being young. Being young and inexperienced brings about a narrow minded self-involvement that no one can really understand without self-reflection and hindsight. Lots of syllables... my point is that we're all idiots until we realize that we've been idiots all along and then, and only then, will be ascend from idiocy.
Realizing you're an idiot doesn't mean you aren't one anymore. It just means you're a self aware idiot.
I was able to convert my high school spent playing music into being able to make a few bucks here and there. Sure as hell feels weird getting paid to do something that you enjoy when you had previously done it for free (and usually in long rehearsals in hot school classrooms). This is one of the many reasons why I distrust grown-up popular musicians who write songs that cater to the high school crowd.
What is a tease? Let's see. You're posting on a board filled with pimply faced college boys who think letters to the Penthouse Forum actually happen and masturbate constantly to boiling water or an empty box. Then you, as an assumed female, start babbling about the girls you want to do and post pictures of your friends wearing lures for decoration that a bass would nail in a heartbeat of a bass's heart. Honey, you are a tease. Bass and lonely college boys are busy furiously working their junk thinking about you.
Self-awareness is a principal characteristic of a person who isn't an idiot, in my opinion. Self-awareness is actually vastly underwritten in society. Knowing one's place is vital to being a decent person. Take TiB for instance. We have posters who take themselves, and all their posts seriously. We have members who complain and send PMs about validation points, boobie posts and "mean posters". We have members who only post to spew negativity, dissent and mean-spirited tirades.* Sometimes, it makes me think that we're aptly named. *We also have awesome people who contribute and make this place bearable. Any who... back to Deadwood!
There's an easy way to put this entire debate to rest with a quickness. Do what I do, and just assume that all the chicks here are dudes, and that all the dudes are actually shorter, fatter dudes. Every post is soooooo much funnier that way.
I resemble that remark. On another note, why are cigarettes so much more awesome when you are drunk? Is there a scientific reason for it or is it purely psychological?
Hot water and a box? La-dee-DA. Climax to a picture of a mom in a Disney World brochure and then you can talk to me about scraping the bottom of the barrel. Water and a box. Pff. This is a recession.
I'm starting wonder at my alcohol tolerance. I was about 3/4 the way through a 26er of rum before I was even starting to feel drunk. The night ended with a big fat spliff and only four of us awake. Last night was the first night in almost two years that I slept on a couch. Made up for the night, went and saw Avatar with the chick from last weekend and had some hanky panky time. Boner-riffic.
Man, I haven't owned a bong in years. I think I might have to go out and buy myself a nice glass one.
Teasing is like playing a slot machine, but only massaging the handle. For god's sake, pull it! Pull it! (Read into that how you will.)
I've been drinking hard since about 2:00 this afternoon and I haven't felt the least bit drunk because of the crazy football game tonight. I'm so happy that the shitty vikings fans are let down again. No offense to anyone on this board, but everyone I know in real life is so fucking gay over the vikings, forgetting history, and actually believing that this year was "our year". Beer is really kicking in now. It's like when I do coke, drink 30 beers, and then the coke wears off and I crash. What a rush!
Looks like the people of Haiti are going to be getting a few truckloads of Vikings 2010 NFC champions shirts.