I am the Champeeeen of the world in Wii bowling. Me and my sparkle ball are kind of the shit. Bring it bitches! Bed.
My baby cousin came over last night to show off her new hair cut and upload pictures of the aforementioned haircut to her myspace. Then, being a typical 16 year old, she asked me to drive her home. It's 100 yards to my aunt's place for God's sake. Anyways, I relented and drove her home so no raccoons or possums assaulted her. I was drunk, but not ridiculously so. In the 100 feet of road I had to drive a cop pulled in behind me and followed me up my aunt's driveway. What did my little cousin do? As soon as I stopped my truck she bailed out the door and ran like hell into the house. Oh that looks real fucking good. Pull in behind an old man's truck and a teenage girl bails out of the passenger side and runs. Jesus. If this was anywhere else I would've been tasered and my aunt's house ransacked by cops. I have no idea what the girl was thinking, but she's going to get an earful from me later today. (The cop is a friend and he was bored and wanted to shoot the shit.)
so he was drunk too? ugh. I need a bloody mary. Drinking competitions are stupid. But at least I won. Tally's at 16 before we went to the bar and I blacked out. At least the formal was a good time. edit: seriously, why the fuck am I awake? I don't know if I should crack a beer to avoid this hangover or hit the nyquil to pass out again.
To set the mood, I must tell you all that I am posting this from my bathroom. I had a meeting at 7:30 this morning. With unlimited coffee. Last night, what was planned to be an hour at the bar talking to a few friends then hitting the hay turned into a several hour drinkathon. The bar had chang and seagram's 7 on special, and plenty was consumed. Then, we went to a mexican place and I dropped $8 on a monster burrito the size of my forearm. Steak and chorizo. I consumed most of it, and now, mixed with the 3 cups of DD coffee, I am feeling the effects. Curse you, open-late mexican place with your enticing burritos.
Fuck tequila. It fucked up my night, and my morning. Damn you for being a dirty mexican liquor. If I ever meet that Jose Cuervo guy, I'm punching him in the nuts. Hard.
I was about to make this same post. Damn margaritas and tequila shots, I'm sticking to beer next weekend.
Ahem. I tried to tell you. You buy shitty tequila, and french fry when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.
Last night I drank for free, I drank my cousin's Cuervo and his mix. So no complaints, it was worth having a headache for a few hours this morning. I'm just used to drinking beer all night and every time I drink cheap liquor I'm reminded why. Next weekend I'm sticking to my Crown and beer diet, it's never done me wrong.
I usually work Sundays, but am unemployed for the week so actually have the day off. And what am I doing? Not a goddamn thing. Not quite as enjoyable as I had thought it would be.
Hey, hey, HEY!!! It's spelled "Quervo" amongst this street gang.. ...and I am NOT part of someone's diet, girlfran!! . Nobody own this.
I did, out of this stupor, create a pretty good hangover dish... Grilled Cheese -n- Bacon -n- Mustard sandwich. Dee-licious. What's this next weekend bullshit??? We got football to watch today, and beers to drink.
Hahaha wow rereading those sober was a great idea. Also, I'm pretty sure I stole from somebody on here last night and told a girl I wanted to finger her personality, after she asked if I only liked her because of her ass. So if you'd like your royalty check, lemme know.
We have a national holiday tomorrow, Australia Day. I guess you could compare it to 4th of JUly celebrations. Needless to say I took today and Wed off to enjoy myself a little more, staying off the juice today so i can have a monster day tomorrow.
I was planning on buying a six-pack of nice beer for the games today, but Natty Light was $7.50 for a 12 pack. $7.50 FOR A 12 PACK. So I'm on beer 7, upset that I'll run out long before the Saints-Vikings game comes to a conclusion.