NO IT'S TOTALLY COOL BECUSE EVEN IF I WANTED SEX THEN I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO PERFOMRM ANYQAY SO DONY GIGMME THAT BULLSHTI
You keep your dirty cock away from my retarded personality, you sick fuck! And all I'll say about her is that she has some pretty nice tits. But private messages, no matter how hate-filled, random, (in)accurate and hilarious, shall remain private.
quit talkinga bout dirty cocks not my failt you never wrapr it and tap ot and can't handle the fact that you have riduclous herpees and also gonorrhea and also aids
Craziest thing, I went out to the bar tonight and I ended up fucking all of your mothers. I know, right? I showed up, and there they were, lined up mouths all agape. Is agape a word?
I got drunk. I tried hitting on a chick. She was taken. Her friend didn't like me hitting on chick who was taken. I didn't get protective girls number. I suck. I am fucked up. Luckily I can sleep until 4pm like I did today and it doesn't matter. See you bitches tomorrow!
they're just so gross and icky! you know what, FUCK YOU ASSFUCK LICK MY CINNAMON RING YOU BITCH I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL OF MAN THE WINNER WILL RECEIVE MOUNTAINS OF PUSSY AND THE LOSER WILL HAVE HIS DICK REMOVED BY A GOAT
Just got back from a lazy Sunday afternoon at the pub. Was good although its currently my fault someone went DUI last night haha. I got them drunk and they drove home from town.
Wow... crazy night at the local pub. I now remember why I don't go their often. Some old (as in late 40's early 50's) woman was flirting outrageously with me, and even bought me a drink. Sure, it was flattering, but I wasn't interested. Then her lesbian partner/friend came over from the other table she was sitting at, and got pissy with me for trying to hit on her woman. The semi-cute bartender thought it was fucking hilarious, especially when I looked to her for help, and she heard a magical order from the kitchen she had to go and pick up. And she and a few of the kitchen staff proceeded to watch through the window as the bull-dyke was marking her territory. Yee-fucking-haw. Time to go crash and hope it was all just a dream.
Oh, and you bitchy bastards better keep this thread civil... this is a HAPPY drinking thread. Sure, bitch about your own shit, and others in fun (and it better be FUNNY, too), but no snide BS. If you want to get all pissy and end up bringing us all down, you'll be taking a little break. Think HAPPY THOUGHTS, mother fuckers. HAPPY THOUGHTS.
dude it's all about the loving hate. we argue with each other out of love. or possibly wedlock but let's not hope that's true yet.
Net sorry but if I was there and seen it or the same thing happened to one of my mates I'd laugh for a bit before helping them out too.
Frere Jacques Frere Jacques Dormez-vous? Dormez-vous? Sonnez les matines! Sonnez les matines! Ding Ding Dong! Ding Ding Dong!
Heres to (Insert name here) you're true blue You're a pisspot through and through You're a bastard so they say You tried to go to heaven but you went the other way So drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink motherfucker drink Etc etc until you pass out and hit the floor
Be happy or I'LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKERS! I AM ON THE NET AND I HAVE YOUR DATA! ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
martini on the rocks I know what youre thinking and I thought that too. But it was over 30 degrees celcius today and there is no way an ordinary martini is staying cold long enough for me to get to the bottom of the glass. Sure the very idea may ruffle some feathers in the purist camp but if the weather leaves you no choice I would highly recommend trying one.