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THE MAY TWO-FOUR/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND SUPER DRUNK THREAD!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 20, 2010.

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  1. Rob4Broncos

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    This stuff is amazing. Legislatures around the US are pushing to get it banned, so enjoy it while it lasts.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article6792687.ece

    Just walk into your local tobacco shop and ask for "Flawless." It comes in quantities of 1 gram and 3 grams. Like I said earlier on this thread, 3 grams lasts about a month for one person (according to my friend, so don't take my word on it).
     
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  2. whatisinaname

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    Hoping to be even a fraction of the man Jim is.

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    Wow. I woke up @ 3 AM at on the carpet next to my desk at home. The cigars started at 5 PM, the poker started at 7 PM, and everyone left by 1 AM. I called a few friends an hour ago and explained how I woke up, and they just laughed. Both of them said I was fine when they left.

    Did finishing off that last opened bottle of wine do that to me? Am I getting too old to drink like in the past? Who the fuck wakes up on their floor with the computer on? Thank Buddha no one saw that pathetic site that was me. Fuck.
     
    #142 whatisinaname, May 23, 2010
  3. spoons

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    Depends on how much you smoke, but with about one joint a day a gram should last you around a week, if you're smoking alone. Its pretty good stuff, nice to have a legal alternative.

    First weekend going out in Chicago for me, spent Friday night drinking cheap whiskey and ended up hungover as hell yesterday. Last night I stuck to beer and shots and feel much, much better this morning.
     
    #143 spoons, May 23, 2010
  4. Samr

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    Wood grilling halibut tonight. I've never wood grilled before, never grilled halibut before, never tried the baste I'm going to put on it, and the fiance hates fish. Accordingly, I'm already drinking. I don't see this ending well.

    wood grilling a pound of halibut on a cedar plank, soaked in cranberry juice (so this means, in theory, I will be smoking the fish with cranberry juice), liberal baste of:

    olive oil
    lemon juice
    lime juice
    cayenne pepper
    malibu coconut rum
    butter
    spices (whatever sounds good at the time)
     
    #144 Samr, May 23, 2010
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    Just finished my second bottle of Hendrick's this weeked. Hair of the dog G&T.
    Last nights tally included 2 boxes of Franzia, bottle of Hendricks, bottle of Ketel One, some dog shit rum with a Captain on it, bottle of Kahlua, case of Bud diesel. House is a mess. Less than a dozen people but looks like a race riot went on.
     
    #145 konatown, May 23, 2010
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    Note to self. When going to Dallas to visit friends and spend the weekend drinking, don't forget to bring some condoms.

    Fuck.
     
    #146 Fernanthonies, May 23, 2010
  7. Crown Royal

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    Fixy, fixy.

    This new awesome weather screams for some Tom Petty.

     
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    I'm seeing him in less than a month. Yes, I just said it. TOM PETTY AND THE HEARTBREAKERS IN LESS THAN A MONTH!

    I tried pulling the pork roast I started last night out of the crock pot with a pair of forks dug in deep, but failed miserably because the meat fell apart. Awesome.
     
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  9. Sam N

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    I mean, ya know, I would, uH, think, Dallas has condoms? I mean, ya know. At dem, uhhh, store kind of, ummm, thingy's. And uhh, um, then you can, maybe, uhhh, buy em. With uhhhh, money? I mean, ya know. Maybe?

    Ya know?
     
    #149 Sam N, May 23, 2010
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    I can think of a better idea.
     
    #150 Rob4Broncos, May 23, 2010
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    Next weeks theme? Girls in hot tennis outfits:


    [​IMG]
     
    #151 Kubla Kahn, May 23, 2010
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    Ich bin back from Germany. I am extremely thankful to the beer gods that my duty free loot survived unbroken through checked luggage. Turns out, airport security dicks don't let you carry those sealed duty free bags onto connecting flights.
     
    #152 ghettoastronaut, May 23, 2010
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    Things I can cross off my bucket list:
    - My boobs made a button pop off my shirt.

    I thought shit like this only happened to people who weren't me.
     
    #153 jennitalia, May 23, 2010
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    Yay! Good weekend!

    A couple friends and I do a charity thing every year to raise money for the American Cancer Society. We raised over $5000 yesterday!

    Great dinner two nights in a row with plenty of alcohol.

    New swimsuit came in the mail and I love it! AND I'm going on my first vacation in SIX years... I cannot wait for June 3rd.
     
    #154 taste_my_rainbow, May 23, 2010
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    I just want to commend everyone on this board for being so normal. Yes, you read that right.

    Hoarders is on. Fifty-ish woman is a massive hoarder with two daughters at home, two have moved away. She met a man on an internet dating site and when he found out about her problem he became convinced that she was a hoarder due to a paranormal experience. He read a book and, from instructions in that book, hypnotized her and encountered "a young boy, who became very argumentative and defensive whenever he tried to question him."

    There is so much wrong with that little blurb, it isn't even funny. Like: see how dangerous reading only one book can be? Or: who says you can't meet normal people on e-harmony?

    So kudos, TiB, we are way ahead of the 'normalcy' bell curve.
     
    #155 Dcc001, May 23, 2010
  16. Crown Royal

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    ...AND I'M ALL LIKE, "WHOOOOOOO"!!!!!"

    and everybody's like, "uhh, okay..."

    So, yeah.

    That's right, LIT UP am I, kids.

     
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    Chater, whatever you do, do NOT read anything about LOST until you're caught up. One sentence could ruin the entire ending for you. Try to avoid 4chan too.
     
    #157 Supertramp, May 24, 2010
  18. jordan_paul

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    Not even. I sincerely believe that that thing has a dick hidden tucked up into its asscrack. I wouldnt fuck her with Michael Jackson's half decayed cock with Macaulay Culkin pushing.

    If were going to do a tennis theme its imperative we start with Tamira Paszek. Bad picture for her face, but look at those boobies:
    [​IMG]
     
    #158 jordan_paul, May 24, 2010
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