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THE MAY TWO-FOUR/MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND SUPER DRUNK THREAD!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 20, 2010.

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  1. Beefy Phil

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    You walk around Belfast doing that?
     
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  2. dixiebandit69

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    Good news: I just picked up my son for the weekend. When I went by the machine shop to pick up a flywheel for a car I'm working on, I got an unsolicited job offer from one of the owners to work there assembling engines!
    I've wanted to work at that shop since I was 14! And it was a fucking amazing offer: They don't want me on full time, they just want me to come in on certain jobs when I can and pay me on commission instead of by the hour.

    Bad news: Yesterday I got a letter from the state saying that the case against me is going through after all, so I'm going to be doing some jail time.

    Fuck me running.
     
    #42 dixiebandit69, May 21, 2010
  3. Sam N

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    Q: What's the best kind of apartment?

    A: One filled with the delicious scent of a pork shoulder hour 5 into cooking. AHHH.

    Now to hobble my way down to the store for some beer, since it is finally after noon.
     
    #43 Sam N, May 21, 2010
  4. Primer

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    See you sucka's later!
     
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    An ethical question for you idiots: if I just went to the grocery store and, as the cashier was ringing me though, saw that he did NOT scan the 1.5" thick ribeye steak I was buying, and simply put it right into my grocery bag, and I said nothing is that technically stealing?

    I will be enjoying an extremely reduced-in-price steak this evening, regardless.
     
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  6. Sam N

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    All I know is, I wouldn't have said a damn word either. It's not the customer's responsibility to oversee the cashier. Now, does someone else neglecting to do their job mean that burden of responsibility falls upon you, the one who stands to benefit from that oversight? I can't see how you can make a case for that. If it was a mom and pop store or something, someone who you could tangibly see being hurt from that mistake, then yes you should say something. But big groceries bring it upon themselves, setting up a corporate face rather than a personal one. If you can't empathize with them, how can you feel a moral responsibility to ensure their profits?

    Answer is you can't. Taking that steak is ok morally, at least in my book.
     
    #46 Sam N, May 21, 2010
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    Its her fault. I'd slap it on the grill with a smile on my face.

    I am going to a friend's birthday party tonight. I haven't seen him for awhile and it may be a hipster party. What's a man to do? Pound cheap whiskey and bitchslap idiots with ironic moustaches and Ray-Ban glasses?
     
    #47 katokoch, May 21, 2010
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    Went in for my first day of a new job. Going to be a gold mine. Super relaxed, owner is a cool dude, in every day.

    Made some Andouille, chicken and shrimp etouffee to go along with stupid amounts of beer. House smells amazing. Be back later with a black out
     
    #48 konatown, May 21, 2010
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    I'd mention it. It's bad karma to fuck around, even if it's only a couple bucks. Might cost you a couple hundred bucks to fix your car after karma fires a bolt of lightning into the tree you park it under, and smashes the shit out of the windshield when a large branch drops off as a result.
     
    #49 Volo, May 21, 2010
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    So a friend of mine recently introduced me to the greatness that is spice. Apparently, it's marijuana's THC-less cousin, thereby making it legal. I felt like a fucking winner on that stuff. Best part: 3 grams costs $30 which, according to her, last a single person a month. I'm figuring it'd last me more, since I wouldn't smoke as much as she does.

    I may or may not post babbling nonsense tomorrow because of said substance. Be forewarned.
     
    #50 Rob4Broncos, May 21, 2010
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    The sky is a cartoonish shade of blue with amazingly beautiful clouds right now. Wish I could find my camera.
     
    #51 konatown, May 21, 2010
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    Spicy italian sausage on the grill, New Belgium variety pack (Fat Tire, 1554, Skinny Dip, Mothership Wit), currently watching NASCAR trucks, then drunk sex with the fiance, then Baseketball.

     
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  13. Crown Royal

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    Long Weekend, now aquired some killer weed.

    I FEEL LIKE DANCIN', SUGAR TITS!!!!.

     
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    Wait, what?!

    Did no one else pick up on that?
     
    #54 MoreCowbell, May 21, 2010
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    Who ever here that mentioned Bear Republic Racer 5 Pale Ale...THANK YOU. I picked up a 6 pack of this today on a whim, and it is awesome.
     
    #55 KillaKam, May 21, 2010
  16. Crown Royal

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    Cheers to all, it looks like we're all drinking heavy and robbing grocery stores. Dc when you were peeling out with palms sweaty, did you stick your head out the window while yelling "WHOOOOOOO!!!!"?

     
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  17. Sam N

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    Nice spotting. What up Queen, you shackin' wit yo ex? what up wit dat?
     
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  18. Crown Royal

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    Deja Vu...

     
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    I feel really pathetic for mentioning this, but:

    Any word on toytoy's whereabouts? Anyone know what happened to him?

    I mean, one time he posted something about blood on his jeans and he then disappeared for about a month (I heard there might have been jail time involved; can someone PM me the story?), and then lately he was posting real creepy shit about his underage cousin. Lord knows what happened to him now.

    This is genuinely interesting. It's like one of those History Channel swamp loggers things, except you get to intermittently interact with the guy.

    Oh, and this NASCAR race is taking forever to start. Seriously, who gives a fuck if the track is wet? Just fucking drive real fast and wreck; all I care about.
     
    #59 Samr, May 21, 2010
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    Fucked his little niece or something. Then menaced a dying relative with his firearms.
     
    #60 kuhjäger, May 21, 2010
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