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The Magical World of Drunk Thread! 6/15/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 15, 2012.

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  1. FreeCorps

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    Why the fuck am I getting hail in south florida?

    IT IS THE END OF DAYS
     
  2. JoeCanada

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    How is that even possible? I went to Florida once - it was 100 degrees, super humid, and I was at an Adventist (hardcore Christian) convention. I'm an atheist who overheats and gets sun burnt really easily. No thanks.
     
  3. Rush-O-Matic

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    Isn't that the store that charges you a quarter to use a grocery cart?
     
  4. Frebis

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    You get the quarter back, as long as you return the cart.
     
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    I'm not sure you know what the word platonic means.
     
  6. Frank

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    I just looked it up, it's just a deposit so they don't have to staff people to bring carts back. They also charge for bags so they'res a benefit to bring your own. Pretty cool.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://aldi.us/us/html/company/shopping_smarter_3181_ENU_HTML.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://aldi.us/us/html/company/shopping ... U_HTML.htm</a>
     
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    Home with the following:
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    I have ice cream and strawberries and i have ice. Life decisions...
     
  8. Frebis

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    They also don't take credit cards. Thus the poor can't become poorer. But they may not get food either. Hmm.
     
  9. bewildered

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    Food stamps?
     
  10. Frebis

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    I've been blessed enough to have never had to use a food stamp. So I really don't know.
     
  11. Frank

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    They say they take EBT and debit, isn't EBT basically modern food stamps?

    And seriously, no credit card? I'm out. Paying cash is bullshit.
     
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    I work at small business (7 people) and we pay about $6000 a month in credit card transactions. Six grand right off the top. I can only imagine how much a grocery store saves by denying credit cards.
     
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    Could I insert a dildo into my best male friend's anus, then manipulate it in a reciprocating motion until he orgasms? I uhh don't see why not? I mean that's what friends do... for... to each other. Err.

    How did this conversation even come up? So many questions. Why you? Does he expect you to back blow him too while you see how many fingers fit inside his leather cheerio?
     
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    Oh I'm fully aware of this and bless the cash paying saps that subsidize my groceries, but I get 6% back from supermarkets and carrying cash is a hassle.
     
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    Aldi is for poor people and/or extremely saavy people who have a lot of time on their hand and have done a lot of research on food. A ton of things are disguised as cost saving measures where the costs are passed down to the customer.
     
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    Leather cheerio? That's a new one.
     
  17. Nom Chompsky

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    I dunno, fucking a bisexual guy in the ass sounds awfully Platonic to me.

    He's 14, right?
     
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    Speaking of ass . . .



    I was checking out the one on this girl long before I noticed she was talking to Fred Couples and Aaron Rodgers.
     

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  19. Nom Chompsky

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    A clever continuation of the theme of "ass" and "packers."
     
  20. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, and "couples" . . . I meant to do that.
     
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