This is why I wear gym shorts all the time. If I'm going to look stupid I may as well be comfortable.
Audrey, you may be happy to know that, 100% honest to God, I only wear really short shorts. Like, come-up-to-upper-thigh-standing-up-straight short shorts. Heaven help yall if I sit down or squat for something. And I'm pale and really tall, too, so there's nothing but miles and miles of pale-man-legs for all the world to see. I won't buy a pair of shorts if they touch anywhere close to the knee. Oooo, and they are all multicolored pastels and linens and seersuckers too. 'Cept for my fishing shorts. Those are just short.
It just occured to me that I've had at least 2-3 beers every night this week. I also got really drunk last Saturday just sitting around the apartment thanks to Sailor Jerry. Is that going to stop me from drinking this weekend? Probably not. The fiancee's brother and his boyfriend are staying at our apartment tonight on their way to a friends house a little further north. He's a good guy and all and we get along fine, but sometimes I'm just not in the mood to deal with that. Tonight is one of those nights. Oh well, Sunday will be 2 years of my Fiancee and I being together, so hopefully we'll be able to go for a nice dinner tomorrow night in between all the other family shit we have going on this weekend.
With all this talk about TV shows, I can't believe none of you are posting pictures of Patrick Duffy. Now that Dallas is back, I can only hope and pray this means Step By Step will make a return also. I want to see what life is like now that Al is out of the closet.
I spent my lunch tanning at city hall in Toronto, and watching a dirty hooker walk through the fountain picking up dimes. Good times. I love this city.
This day is dragging on...its only 2. I will probably head to the gym shortly if not to just get out of here.
When you don't have a job, breakfast can be any time! BOOM ROASTED! But in all seriousness, I'm pretty sure bacon is the best breakfast, and she lives in Hawaii which means it's actually breakfast time.
Whoa. Hold on minute here. So you're saying that the time it is here - MY time - isn't the same everywhere? Fuck. I suppose your going tell me that people in other places speak all funny-like, soes I can't understand 'em. It's time I left this small town and saw the world.
Bacon for breakfast is sooooo 1955. I eat my bacon as a late night snack while I'm sitting in bed reading.
For those of you curious about my experience with the Wall this weekend, I am happy to report that this post will also use many exclamation points. It was nothing short of amazing! Even without the drugs! The music, plus the stage show, plus the lights, and pyro and the wall its self was just bliss. There was only one part where I felt the absence of Gilmore. That was during Comfortably Numb. It sounded great, and looked great, but you knew it wasn't him. Outside of that I felt like he wasn't missed much. There weren't many parts that felt like filler. Giving the album a straight listen, there are songs that shouldn't be there. But during this production I felt none of it. I smiled from ear to ear for the entire hour and a half. I spent about $130 on the ticket and easily felt like I should have paid twice that. If you have a chance to see this show, and are on the fence about it, just go watch some of the videos of the show on youtube. It will change your mind in no time. I have attached a few pics for your viewing pleasure. Rant: No concert will ever live up to this. Ever. Below we see Roger singing "In the Flesh". Not the flying inflatable fascist pig. He made being a nazi look fun. Now we move on the when he sang Another Brick in the Wall Parts I and II. The giant puppet was bad ass looking. The school kids danced and sang the chorus are locals. Just imagine if you were lucky enough to be one if those fucks. I know its fuzzy, but I think you can get the general idea of whats going on. And finally we have the opening number. So much glitz and glamor.
Speaking as a former Hawaiian, nothing beats Portuguese sausage, 3 eggs and a couple scoops of rice for breakfast. Spam comes close though. Double bonus points if you splash some shoyu (soy sauce for you roundeyes) on the eggs and mix it up in an orgy of cholesterol and sodium. This will also work if you want to hate yourself while you're eating it.