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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. bewildered

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    2 Things:

    1) Chem needs to get out of my brain, because when I was thinking about pouring this drink, I thought to myself, "I'm going to need a stirring rod."

    2) Oh. fuck. me. What have I done. I thought I grabbed the 1/4 cup measuring cup. I grabbed the 1/3. There is an awful lot of liquor in my cup.

    How can I fix this? They seem to be better when other people make them. My nose hairs are already burning. fuckfuckfuckfuck

    Maybe if I just pour a bunch of coke on top it will be better?
     
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Long Island Iced Teas are amazing when right, but kind of tricky.
     
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    The tricky part was that I followed 2 recipes at once. Whoops.
     
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    They normally cap it with a spray of soda so you should try that. I love them but have never attempted to make one myself. Too much stuff and after two I'd be on my lips, which would make it rather hard to make anymore.


    Food for thought.
     
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    It's the damned tequila. I'm just going to dump a cherry coke on top and hope for the best.
     
  6. dixiebandit69

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    Well, I have known guys who would start off the evening by emptying the contents of a 1/2 gram bag of blow into their drink, but I always thought that would be cheating you out of the full experience of both intoxicants.
     
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    Let us know after you throw up.
     
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    meh. not funny.
     
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    I know you yanks would prefer tits to anything with any intellectual merit, but this has to be the greatest troll of all time:

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=1pJuedzzLXE[/youtube]
     
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    There is nothing more terrifying than being drunk but realising your very close to running out of drink.
     
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    So I got to NYC yesterday after an 8 1/2 extended to 12 hour ridiculous bus ride. Still searching for a sublet for a few months. I hope I don't jinx it, but I already picked up some work for Sunday and Monday, it's a little bit less than my normal going rate but good enough for 2 days after I arrive.

    But now that I'm here, is there anything I HAVE to do? Besides the typical tourist destinations, I'm a little lost in the giant "there is so much to do here" sea. Anywhere I have to go? Restaurants/ bars I should visit? Anything interesting that I would otherwise miss?
     
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    Impromptu rectal exam administered by someone with Elephantiasis of the hand is probably worse, but it's easily top 5.
     
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    I agree, but its fucking awful. I have like one glass of cider left then nothing.
    Should have gone drinking in town
     
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    What do you enjoy doing? There's a lot to do obviously, but it'll help narrow it down if you say what you're into.

    Also, what kind of food do you like?

    What's your favorite color? Do you like the smell of rain? If you had to get a fish or a turtle, which would you choose? Oh, I'm, asking too many questions, right? Oh, isn't that the most annoying thing? What are your pet peeves? The names of your first pets? Your first grade teacher?

    Oh just tell me everything.
     
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    I'm about to have some pizza, bitches. It's not delivery, it's FUCKING AWESOME!
     
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    You just need to learn to stockpile, were you in walking distance to a liquor store before? You just need to understand when you're not in close proximity to a liquor store to keep a week's rations on hand. I say a week in case there's a Sunday and a holiday back to back and a friend pops by.
     
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    Just picked up a Keurig coffee machine today. For all of you with one, is it safe to leave on 24/7? Or should I turn if off before work, bed, etc?
     
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    The problem is when you disaprove of buying drink for solo drinking when your sober. so you can never buy it. but you can never get dru nk to buy it befpre your drunk. what is to be done
     
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    If I were you, I'd get more friends, but I'm me, so I'm not going to. You could always get drunk and get a ride into town/take the bus, then buy the necessary stockpile.
     
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    Sounds like you've got problems, dude.
     
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