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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Gravitas

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    After 1945 they had to shift their depravity in some interesting ways.
     
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    That was fucking AMAZING!

    EPIC KARMA for that Brazilian player laying on the ground for 3 minutes, which gave the US the time it needed to get that unbelievable tying goal.

    I would love to disappoint Hope Solo sexually. Best 2 seconds of my life.
     
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    12 lbs of ribs, 2 lbs of shrimp, a dozen sausage links, about another two pounds of grilled veggies, a half dozen types of beer totaling several cases worth, handles of tequila for margaritas and so much red wine I'm getting a hangover just looking at it. My in-law's 50th was gonna be done right.

    Then around 9:30 two stupid dogs showed up at our place. They have rabies tags, but no ID. And the vet on the tags wasn't open. And now they're in my back yard while we wait because, well... I need some good karma.

    Talk about a buzz kill.
     
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    Alex Morgan wins this one.

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  6. pterodactyl

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    Germany has some hotties.

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    If only we could get Hope and Alex to pose for playboy now.
     
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    My fiancee is from Germany. I can tell you this much - they're not all crazy like the videos portray. The Fiancee has never asked me to shit on her chest or give her a golden shower...

    Yet?
     
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    Sorry Solo but I second the motion that Alex Morgan is the hottest. Does this sparkle with the council?
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    The only way to make soccer interesting:
     

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    Isn't that Keeley Hazell?
     
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    So last night we went to a bar with a dog park in it. Nothing quite like sitting at a picnic table, peacefully sipping my beer and having a random golden retriever jump into my lap and lick my face.

    It really is quite the concept because dog people are the best people on the planet and I enjoy drinking and making conversation with good people.

    Whats interesting is that my roommate's ex girlfriend (they broke up in 2006 because she wouldn't move to Houston to go to school here) just recently moved to Houston for a post-doc. She never said anything to him about her moving here and they have been amicable for a long time making it weird that she never thought to mention moving 10 MINUTES DOWN THE ROAD AND WORKING AT THE SCHOOL HE ALSO WORKS AT. He randomly ran into her on Baylor's campus and he nearly shit his pants. She came to the bar/park with us last night and it was the first meeting of his current girlfriend and the ex. Being the insecure jealous type that the current one is, she pretty much said not a word to the ex. Instead of feeling better that she is somewhat better-looking and is CURRENTLY DATING HIM, she looked upon the ex and wondered if she was classified in the same way.

    Bitches be crazy n shit.

    Either way, it was up to me to keep his ex feeling like she even belonged at our table last night. Its too bad because she really is a nice person.
     
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    The ayes have it.

    What the fuck was he thinking, inviting her there in the first place?
     
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    I just ate cold fettuccine alfredo because I can't warm it up and it's raining and I'm too lazy to leave the house.

    I make an awesome alfredo, but you know what it tastes like cold? Shit. I've never eaten shit, but that's what it tastes like.
     
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    Most cream based sauces don't deliver when served cold.

    ...it's funny how a couple of good beers and a bowl can improve ones mindset.
     
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    This. Who convinced him that was a good idea?
     
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    So I tried cooking flounder fillets I picked up at Wal-Mart. First time in my life - ever - cooking fish. Total failure. All it did was break apart and pretty much turned to soup in the pan. I figured it'd be like any other meat, so I just cooked it at 350* for 30 minutes. Nope, nope, and nope.

    Where's dewercs when you need him? He seems to be the TiB resident wizard of all things dead animals.
     
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    Depending on the thickness of the fillet,,fish cooks for alot less time than 30 minutes.

    I'm noty for recipes, though. I just make shit up as I go along.
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/flavorful-flounder/detail.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/flavorful- ... etail.aspx</a>

    Evidently it's 4 minutes per side. We'll call that a "whoops" moment, eh?
     
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    Dude, the Japanese cook it for 0 minutes. That should have clued you in.
     
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    Ha. It would seem so. I'm going to assume I could cook it all at once, and reheat portions over the next couple of days whenever I eat them? Obviously, I wouldn't eat all 2 lbs. at once, and cooking little servings individually seems awfully tedious.

    Oh, look. I just noticed there's a cooking thread. Herp-da-derp.
     
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