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The Lazy Mod Drunk Thread 7/8/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jul 8, 2011.

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  1. Volo

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    Hardly. Not enough information.
     
    #501 Volo, Jul 10, 2011
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    How long have you been watching soccer for? Because shitty refereeing only occurs about every other game at high-level international soccer. There might be some apologies afterwards, but FIFA doesn't care. It's not like people are going to stop watching the world cup or the euro cup because of bad refereeing.
     
    #502 ghettoastronaut, Jul 10, 2011
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    Jesus christ, what dorms!? Shouldn't they be empty? Or was it a crime of passion involving a summer science camp love triangle?
     
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    I can't wait to hear Nancy Grace's take.
     
    #504 BL1Y, Jul 10, 2011
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    I'm in the parking lot outside the church, and already my skin is hot. Let's take bets on how long it takes for me to go up in flames once I enter?
     
    #505 hooker, Jul 10, 2011
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    Some of the dorms are in use during the summer for people taking classes. There are no details, and apparently they have a suspect in custody that they arrested at the scene. So it's all good, right?
     
    #506 bewildered, Jul 10, 2011
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    Um, I guess so. I can never seem to wrap my head around just how fucked up and stupid people really are.
     
    #507 ASL, Jul 10, 2011
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    USA!!!!!!!

    Time for a cocktail.
     
    #508 Now Slappy, Jul 10, 2011
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    Like Landon Donovan 2 years ago, Abby Wambach will have her pick of all the pussy in Germany tonight.
     
    #509 Rob4Broncos, Jul 10, 2011
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    It was a year ago douche. And soccer is fucking awesome.
     
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    Thanks for that, but now I have to clean up the swig of water I just spit all over my desk.
     
    #511 Now Slappy, Jul 10, 2011
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    Germany was 5 years ago.
     
    #512 Aetius, Jul 10, 2011
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    He meant Donovan's goal in South Africa last year.

    Holy shit, what a game.
     
    #513 jets22, Jul 10, 2011
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    World cup happened in Germany 2006.
    They are talking about Landon Donovan's goal in last years world cup.
    This subject is about the womans team beating brazil today in a shoot out. The game was played in Germany.

    I hope this clears it all up.

    If not here is a picture of soccer chicks

    [​IMG]
     
    #514 Durej, Jul 10, 2011
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    I survived the church with no burns.
     
    #515 hooker, Jul 10, 2011
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    I am aware. I merely like to respond to pedantry with pedantry.
     
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    Some girl got super wasted at a house party last night, decided to be an attention whore tried a backflip and landed on her face. Her boyfriend had to take care of her all night since she was not only hurt but also absolutely wasted. Well, me and a friend made a joke about how when she comes to we'll tell her he hit her. Turns out she wasn't as passed out as we thought and she woke up screaming about how she knew what her boyfriend did,. Oops.
     
    #517 rbz90, Jul 10, 2011
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    2 years ago, eh? I need to smoke less weed. Or pay more attention to soccer.

    Talk about a lose-lose.
     
    #518 Rob4Broncos, Jul 10, 2011
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    Hope Solo is drop dead sexy.

    [​IMG]

    Also I assume she is Han Solo's daughter, so bonus points.
     
    #519 Subito, Jul 10, 2011
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    I've been meaning to bring that up, but what exactly is wrong(right) with the Germans? Just because it can fit in an asshole doesn't mean it should. I'm convinced every German woman over 35 is incapable of shitting right. And every male has something stuck up their urethra. Instead of exchanging gifts at Christmas, they vomit on each other while taking turns cramming the ham up their asses. Even grocery shopping is done wearing latex. The dispensers in public restrooms squirt lube instead of soap. These are FACTS... that I have assumed from watching way too much Xhamster.com.
     
    #520 CharlesJohnson, Jul 10, 2011
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