Slow week, huh? I don't know where everyone has been, but my excuse is... EFF YALL, I DO WHAT I WAWNT! ITS MY HOT BODY, I CAN DO DRUGS AND HAVE SEX WITH WHO-EVA-I WAAAWWNNT! I RUN WITH GAAAAAANGS,HO! Not really, just slammed at work and busy with baby and other (actually, kinda-really good) personal stuff. Fun stuff, I know. But none-the-less, that won't stop me from at least getting the dumbest (yet consistent!) thread going right on time! That's how much I love you Idiots! As for tonight, my mom is watching the baby for a few hours so I can take The Wife to dinner. It'll be our first dinner alone together since the baby was born, so I'm actually really looking forward to it (Oh, and I'm going to get drrrruuuuunk woooooo!). That and the fact that this weekend marks exactly one year that we first met, so I'm going to try and do something nice for her. Which includes spending tomorrow shopping for a new SUV for her. I AM BALLING, HOMIE! IT IS GETTING HOT IN HERE, SO TAKE OFF ALL OF YOUR CLOTHES (I AM GETTING SO HOT, I AM GOING TO TAKE MY CLOTHES OFF!)* So everyone, do me a favor, do your part to make up for the mods' inattentiveness this week- post a bunch of boobies and stuff. It is my firm belief that boobies will make EVERYTHING better! *Yes, I do sound that white in person, I'm not acting or trying to be funny. It's a gift, I think!