And I don't mean Idiots like here, where Idiots are awesome. One of the bosses at my place (I have five bosses, Bob... Five bosses? Five, Bob.) actually asked me to put together a document (with pictures!!!) to e-mail to approx. 300 people on how to hook up their new wireless headsets just to charge. Think base, power cord, and headset. How fucking hard can it be, right? Especially for people who are in a technical job. But hell, it gave me something different to do, so I did it. I figured nobody would need it. The very next morning, someone who obviously didn't open the fucking attachment had to ask me how to place their new headset on the base so it would make contact and charge. That's pretty much my life story at work: Having a parade of fucking Luddites march to my desk to ask me how to fix pretty much anything and everything, from hooking up phones to installing software to mapping network drives to "can I leave early today" when all 5 bosses are in meetings or whatever. And no, I'm not IT support or the boss. I'm just regarded as "the guy who knows how to do everything" and it's by far easier to ask me than to call IT support or make an intelligent, logical decision on their own. FOCUS: What stereotypical morons do you work with? What's your stereotypical role? ALT FOCUS: Do you work with awesome people? Entertain us with your lies, you bastard.