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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    I'm at a birthday party with a raging racist and a guy whose herpes ridden girlfriend has fucked more of the group than I care to imagine. Another beer?

    ANOTHER FUCKING BEER. also, some ass hat requested Freebird on the jukebox four times in a row.
     
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    Party on.

     
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    Re: Re: The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

    What's up wheelz?
     
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    OMGHI2U!!!
     
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    Re: Re: The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

    Life sucks right now, bring beer.
     
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    So Thursday I found out about my sister's baby shower that is tomorrow. I got my invitation Friday. Is it ridiculous that I'm pissed off that nobody asked me if I wanted to help even though I hate baby showers? This is her second baby and my cousin's wife is the one throwing it. I'm just a little annoyed that I didn't hear about it until four days beforehand. Now I have to hurry up and finish crocheting the hat for the baby that I though I had another month to finish.
     
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    Or circumcision. I guess they do that.

    I think Nyquill is less of a guilt trip, besides... you give them whiskey and when you turn the crib mobile on they stand up and say "AWWWW SHIT SON, THIS IS MY JAM!!!!"

    My weapon was car rides. Sometimes I would end up miles out of town, but they worked more often than not. The hitchhikers that smelled like pee were great at keeping her company in the back seat, too.
     
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    Immediately thought of this:

     
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    I'm such an old lady sometimes, I swear. I'm making little leg warmers to match but I don't have time to have them done before the shower. If only I had known.
     
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    Kinda awkward if it's a boy.
     
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    This is funnier because of your avatar
     
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    Done!

    Now, somebody give me a reason to keep drinking and not to go to bed.
     
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    There are three threads that you could be updating. Wink wink nudge nudge.
     
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    Hey holy shit how you doin? A while back I was down in San Diego for a little weekend getaway with the future Mrs. Frylock and I almost crapped myself when your ass came on the TV fighting the good fight. I was dying to be like "HO SHIT I KNOW THAT GUY!" but sadly my online life is like my superhero secret identity so I couldn't. *sad face*

    Anyway good to see you back and all.
     
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    that is an amazing penis touque for parkers penis......that was parkers sweat pant erection wasn't it?
     
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    I don't really need to sully the game thread, but if anything sums up my ability to get women it's: everything I touch turns to utter shit. all of it. every fucking time.
     
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    Did she poop on the bed again?
     
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    Is it because you want me to pee on you?
     
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    A group of guys from the gym got together for an HIV prevention fundraiser called the "GAYmazing Race" and named their team "The Beefcake Thrusters". This amuses me on a very childish level so I looked around for what actually occurs at the GAYmazing Race. Here's the description.

    Brunch at 11:00AM and then the actual race, which consists of:

    Is it too late to turn gay? I mean, I keep hearing it's a lifestyle choice, and, to be honest, calling brunch and a leisurely pub crawl a "race" is a good enough reason for me.
     
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    It's never too late! Just buy yourself some plum-smugglng Daisy Duke shorts and Erasure albums and before you know it you'll be doing It with dudes. The idea is to "gay yourself up" as much as possible: throw rugs, decorative Kleenex boxes, koos-koos and Bichon Frises, nothing is off limits on your journey to The Other Side!
     
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