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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. Nitwit

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    Here's some music...............no pussy.



     
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  3. Nitwit

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    Really?

    I would love to give you some therapeutic fucking.



    ........and then kiss you softly and cuddle.
     
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    Wilford Brimley really has let the diabeetus go.
     
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    How prevalent is homemade liquor in the rest of the country? In SC all you have to do is ask. Here it ranges from tasting like apples smothered in gasoline to straight gasoline.
     
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    The prosecution rests, your honor.
     
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    #67 Nitwit, Nov 3, 2012
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    Speaking of Star Wars, I have to ask the question. Do you think Disney can ruin Star Wars worse than the Jar Jar Binks did?
     
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    Redban is a piece of shit and adds nothing to the podcast. Bert is incredible and one hell of a story teller. Joey Diaz is one of the funniest people I've ever heard and hands down one of the nicest guys I've ever met.

    Bert's Tracy Morgan story is gold.
     
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    At what point is it acceptable to give the baby some whiskey to help her sleep?

    It's never, isn't it? Damn it, at the rate she's going she'll be up all night.
     
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    Is she teething? That's a great reason.
     
    #71 PIMPTRESS, Nov 3, 2012
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    So, you buying the jar a drink first, or is it just hit it and quit it?
     
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    Music and pussy.................

    "I just love the smell of pussy in the morning."



    wait.....what?
     
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    ...and she's out. No sedatives needed!

    Now, onto the wine!
     
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    I'm going to drink with you, for old times sake.
     
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    There isn't enough rum in the world for this Bama-LSU game.
     
    #76 $100T2, Nov 3, 2012
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    Yes! I wish I had something stronger that wine in the house.
     
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    I have a friend, who's been married for eighteen years to his wife. He still, after all these years, introduces her as, "This is my first wife, ----".

    I see it in advance.

    I know it's coming.

    I still can't help but wonder if no one else can see me cringe when it comes out of his mouth.
     
    #78 Nitwit, Nov 3, 2012
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    You'll just have to drink more.
     
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    I bet your pussy taste soooo good!
     
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