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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    It sounds like you're fingering a girl with a wild pube situation on her period.
     
    #201 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
  2. mya

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    Well, I for one, am remarkably NOT turned on right now.

    You guys sure know how to paint a picture.
     
    #202 mya, Nov 5, 2012
  3. bewildered

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    I tried to find a gif of a dude sweeping off his head and bowing for you. This is the first thing that came up.

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    That'll have to do.
     
    #203 bewildered, Nov 5, 2012
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    I fixed it.
     
    #204 Parker, Nov 5, 2012
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    Now you're just giving Dixiebandit what he wants.
     
    #205 Kubla Kahn, Nov 5, 2012
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    Relevant.
     
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    Sigh..........

     
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  8. Backroom

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    Stop not posting porn.


     

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  9. downndirty

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    Sir, yes sir.

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    #209 downndirty, Nov 6, 2012
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    Rebel! Rebel!

    Fortunately the polls were quick today. I was worried I was going to be late for class because I got up later than I planned. But I still made it to school with plenty of time. Yay for efficiently ran polling places.
     
    #210 McSmallstuff, Nov 6, 2012
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    My polling place is run by dyslexic elderly people who can't find my name in the ledger even though I'm pointing to it, and was overrun this morning by more old people who had absolutely nothing else to do all day, but felt the need to vote during the morning rush hour, when those of us with fucking jobs and paying for their fucking Social Security are trying to vote on the way to work.

    Eight days with no power, when its in the 40s INSIDE my house and having to shit at the Dunkin Donuts is making me a tad peevish.
     
    #211 Misanthropic, Nov 6, 2012
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    I think they're conspiring to get apathetic young people to not vote. That and not cook at home, they're always in the grocery store on the weekends, where it's dead 5 out of 7 days a week.
     
    #212 Frank, Nov 6, 2012
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    Man I was in and out when voted. Fastest Ive been through my polling place. There was a strawberry blonde day walker who looked just like Faye Reagan working there as well that brightened up the general octogenarian vibe of the place.


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    #213 Kubla Kahn, Nov 6, 2012
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    I am gonna be fucked trying to vote, by the time I get there it'll be 6 o'clock.

    Fuck it I'm voting for Dukakis anyway.
     
    #214 Flat_Rate, Nov 6, 2012
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    Just got back from voting myself and it went smooth as silk. That's the beauty of living in SW Florida, you just stay away from the polls in the morning and let all the snowbirds and blue hairs do their thing, and by mid afternoon they're all at happy hour or early-bird specials and you can breeze right through.
     
    #215 Now Slappy, Nov 6, 2012
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    That's what she said.
     
    #216 DrFrylock, Nov 6, 2012
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