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The I-Can't-Believe-It's-Week-9-In-The-NFL Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. Dcc001

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    Drunk thread. Have at 'er.
     
  2. mya

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    Woot Woot! I have had so many ramblings to share. Where have you been all day WDT?
     
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    I don't know about this "NFL" you speak of, but I am drinking homemade wine from the bottle with a straw.
     
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    Please. We all know you're all about the NFL and are a big proponent of the run and shoot. Don't front.
     
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    Week 9 of the NFL is a bit of a touchy subject for me right now.
     
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    Spiced rum, you make me feel so warm and fuzzy inside...
     
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    Rape is especially unfunny when it's about your fantasy team.
     
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    You inspire me. I have a very sad liquor shelf that has been neglected for 3 months.
     
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    They are just underachieving and it pains me that they aren't reaching their full potential.

    You know how it is Gravy??
     
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    Gravy knows all about rape.

    Wait...what?
     
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    Gravy....grape......rape.....yeah I see how you got there.
     
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    I predict that you will come to the sudden realization that they are all completely worthless and need to be cut in between your 3rd and 5th cocktail. This is called Gravy's Approach to Education.

    Fully expect their parents to come in to conference with you in tears. Do not succumb to the overwhelming desire to say whatever is necessary for them to get out of your office as fast as possible. Stick to your guns.

    For you Bewildered.

     
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    Oh vodka, you may be absolute shittiest of your kind, but you'll do just fine.
     
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    I used to have a nice liquor cabinet but it's hard to have one when you're always drinking it.
     
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    I'll just cut them all and go third string all the way! Cheers to the underdogs. Actually, on the contrary, I have some stubborn affinity to my team. Especially the ones who have done well for me. Even when people tell me that I should bench one because of their weekly lineup I feel guilty.


    Their parents would applaud me for my loyalty!

    Or blame just me for when they fuck up.

    Regardless, I am sure it is all your fault.
     
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    After dixie's necropost bitching about the lack of a drunk thread, I am of half a mind to ban him for the weekend now that one is up. Like an Idiot Board version of an O'Henry story.

    It's not that I don't know you hate to be called 'dixie', dixie, it's just that I don't care.
     
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    I'm home from dinner/a concert with classmates. Quote of the night: "Ugh! I hate vodka!" immediately following a tequila shot. Oh, friends.
     
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    I don't undersand why it's still in business, but I think The Gap answers an important question in the world of fashion: How can something that was never in style...still go out out of style?

    Ugh. It already snowed today. I hope that's not a sign. The weather has been straight-up shitty for a month.
     
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    Jesus Christ. In an effort to stop drinking so much goddamn soy milk, I started putting coconut milk in my coffee. Apparently it is a diuretic, or something else (reading about it now). Commence horrible stomach aches.
     
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    Yep, I believe it's a natural diuretic and laxative. Didn't you notice how skinny Tom Hanks got in Cast Away? Or Gilligan? There ya go. He was super regular, though, from what I heard.
     
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