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The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    You wanna know how I know Im a heathen? I walk through grocery stores and squeal with excitement when I see those free samples of dips and chips.


    So Im trying to blow through the first season of House of Cards. The most annoying thing I noticed was that neck hole thing Robin Wright Jennnaay nee Pean has going on.
     
  2. Trakiel

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    That's more than me; I would never do something like carry hand sanitizer around. I get sick like once every couple of years. The way I see it, if I get sick my immune system needs to toughen the fuck up, and becoming a germaphobe would be enabling behavior that promoted weakness.
     
  3. scotchcrotch

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    Yes, you are.

    Free samples need a moderator to ensure individual portions with clear separations between the portions, not some salsa horse trough.
     
  4. toddamus

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    Know what would really toughen you immune the fuck up? How about some polio? Maybe some measles or whopping cough? The idea of allowing yourself to get sick is stupid.
     
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    I think being afraid you're going to catch polio at the grocery store is stupid.
     
  6. toddamus

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    I'm not saying you're going to catch polio at the grocery store. What I'm saying is getting sick from something preventable is dumb. Although, you could catch measles or whooping cough from the baskets or carts.
     
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    I'm just like you. I work IT in a hospital so I'm all over the place. I generally use hand sanitizer after being in the places where the really nasty stuff can live, like the lab or the ICU, but more often than not when I'm just on the floors or whatever I forget to use it when I leave. I don't get sick any more than the average person. Fuck, now that I've mentioned it, I'll probably get sick.
     
  8. Kubla Kahn

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    So Im trying to blow through the first season of House of Cards. The most annoying thing I noticed was that neck hole thing Robin Wright Jennnaay nee Pean has going on.
     
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    If you need hand sanitizer with you at all times in order to function and not get sick your genes probably need to die off anyway.
     
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    I love how people take this to the extreme. My immune system is fine, does pretty well except for the 1 or 2 sinus infections I get a year. I just find it highly annoying when I get sick and I'd rather avoid if I can. Kind of like I find it annoying when I have a raging hangover so I avoid gin.
     
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    I used to think figure skating was the most homoerotic sport at the Winter Olympics, however I think the luge has taken that spot. I'm surprised Russia allowed it.

    Two guys in spandex lying on top of each other, one practically laying in the other guy.

    Don't tell me Al isn't enjoying Matt Lauer on top of him
     

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    There is nothing gay about this sport. I don't know how you can think two dudes wearing form fitting spandex sitting on top of each other is gay.

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    Apparently I'm "so boring" for not wanting to go with a couple to a movie on valentines day.
     
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    Well what kind of a movie was it?
     
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    No idea, the idea seemed way too odd for me. Even if it was an action movie or something, the idea of being surrounded by couples on Valentines day in a dark theater creeps me out.
     
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    Fuck, I thought my Valentine's Day of getting drunk and watching The Olympics was depressing.
     
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    At the bar, the midget wrestling has not started yet but the few I have seen walking around look angry.
     
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    Maybe they wanted to make a Backroom sandwich with you.
     
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    Yea, I had the same thought. Its one thing to be drinking alone watching TV, its another to have a couple take pity on you, invite you to watch a movie, during which they'll inevitably fuck each others brains out, then say how they had a great time, meanwhile you're sitting there awkwardly, praying for the movie to be over.

    Funball has a point. You could be getting laid, maybe she's always wanted a MMF threesome and figures you're the right person to complete their tripod.

    Btw, aren't you married HappyFunBall? Shouldn't you be getting yours tonight?
     
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    Dammit toddamus.

    It's early yet.

    Ask me in an hour.

    Or don't.
     
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