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The Heart Day WDT (NSFW As Always)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. shegirl

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    I think the theme is obvious.
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    Beautiful women turning away from me in disgust?
     
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    Don't be so hard in yourself. We both know its fear.
     
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    As a single male, I'm mildly pleased V-Day is on a Friday for a change. Its a lame enough holiday as is, but it has potential for an amusing set of bar interactions. I don't feel like trolling for mutual heartbreak on a Wed night, but a Friday? Now we're cooking with gas.
     
    #4 JWags, Feb 13, 2014
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    Well what I'm supposed to do. This ninja sword won't sharpen itself, you know.
     
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    For a single guy, no night is better to go to a bar than Valentine's day. The only time you'll see a bigger available women ratio at a bar is every time UFC has a pay-per-view.
     
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    You need to get a better camera, sounds like yours doesn't have enough zoom.
     
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    Single guy here, going to a bar that is hosting midget wrestling. I don't know if I should have high, or low hopes.
     
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    So Lil Kim is pregnant. What exactly fucked that? She looks like Latoya Jackson's Down syndrome twin. Yech.
     
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    This has potential to be the greatest V-Day ever. Don't forget to take pics and remember the events so you can come back here and share.
     
    #10 shegirl, Feb 13, 2014
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    I would take Minka Kelly as #1 in that list. She's so hot it's insane. Can't act worth a piss, but still...
     
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    I just composed the pinnacle of my life's work to send to the man for V-Day tomorrow. I plan to send it in text message installments as the day goes on. I thought about making a card, but that seemed like a lot of fucking work.

    And before you all say it, yes, I know, I'm the most romantic fucking person on the planet.

     
    #13 Roxanne, Feb 13, 2014
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    Did he get Jordanna Brewster before or after she turned into a scarecrow? Even Karen Carpenter thinks she's taking it a bit far.

    The types of game guys like these run fascinates me. I'm certain he basically goes up to a woman and says "Hey, I'm Derek Jeter" and that's it. Done. If he's even had to approach a woman since 1995.
     
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    Actually he loudly brags to them in bars about having a hot tub at his house. Like Bill Dee said, Works.....EVERY time.
     
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    Nah. Pretty sure he negs, then kino escalates. Works every time.
     
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    I see he has Hannah Davis as pitcher. Does that mean she pegged him?
     
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    Remember a year or 2 ago A-Rod was getting numbers from girls in the stands during the game. It was a playoff game too, if I remember correctly.
     
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    I remember a girl running onto the field to give Jeter her number. I think fan interference is still legal in Yankee stadium, isn't it?
     
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    Happy something or other, people. I'm tearing up.

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