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Discussion in 'Pop Culture Board' started by Juice, Jan 31, 2011.
Can't believe this isn't in here yet:
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
...be honest. How many times have you stolen that line?
My favorite Jurassic Park line
"What we've got here is failure to communicate."
I would also like to add that Paul Newman was one sexy bastard.
Oh, and I couldn't find a good video but another one of my favorite lines from that movie is "I'm just standin' in the rain, talkin' to myself."
This is the best youtube dealt me this evening and it cuts off the line:
Sooo many great lines in this movie, but this is my favorite.
Here's another Eastwood classic;
And in fact, a nice collection of ones from Dirty Harry, although they omitted some of my favorites;
Maybe not technically a one-liner, but I'm a fan of "Maybe...maybe not...maybe fuck yourself" as a response to just about any question.
"Then I want to tickle your belly button, from the inside" from Youth in Revolt
I've used this one more than once.
The irrepressible Chuck Norris in Code of Silence -- at the very beginning of this clip:
Bar Patron: "Hey, you don't want to be in here"
Chuck: "If I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you."
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I can't find a youtube clip, but two of my favorite lines of all time are from Office Space.
"I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I dreamed it could be."
"It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care."
I'm a fan of this, more for the delivery then the line itself:
This is from a book, but I don't want to start a new thread: From Stephen King's Dreamcatcher-
"Seeing a person shot in the head in cold blood takes a lot of 'fuck you' out of a man."
Here's a bunch set to music.
"Why should I change my name!? He's the one who sucks!" - Michael Bolton
"And you wanna be my latex salesman"
Elaine: "You know that just admitting a man is handsome doesn't necessarily make you a homosexual."
George: "It doesn't help"
Archer has been an excellent source for one liners. I've been using this one no matter what the context. Those who catch it always bust out laughing.