I got into this debate with a couple of my buddies a few weeks ago while intoxicated, and it damn near ended in bloodshed. The premise is simple: if you could only have one protein for the rest of your life, would you pick beef or pork? You can only pick between these two, and you will never be able to have even a bit of the other for as long as you live. While you would think this is a simple premise, really take the time to think of the things you may be asked to give up. If you choose beef, you will never again be able to enjoy the simple pleasure of a nice, crispy piece of bacon, or a succulent mouthful of succulent pulled pork. For the most part, BBQ would be off limits. On the same note if you choose the pig route, you will never experience that first juicy bite of a medium rare ribeye steak, nor will you ever be able to imbibe the artery clogging majesty that is the philly cheese steak sandwich. Ever. Pick your side, defend it to the death, and tell everyone else why their side is worthless and stupid.