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The "FUCK THIS DAY IS TAKING FOREVER AAAHHHH!" WDT 6/4/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 4, 2010.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    What the title says. Look at it. Look.

    Me drinky mucho very soon-o.
     
    #1 Blue Dog, Jun 4, 2010
  2. Kratos

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    I am fucking struggling getting through work. Due to a drunk and pre-period horny gf, I didn't get much sleep last night. I also had to get up when she did and have to work a couple extra hours. Needless to say I have a FUCKING HEADACHE.

    My plan when 5 CST rolls around: go home, grill some dead cow, drink a beer, pass the fuck out for a couple of hours, get up, work out, and play WoW (yes, make fun of me).

    I'm actually excited to not get wasted this weekend. I'm still recovering from last weekend and my birthday week is coming up soon.
     
    #2 Kratos, Jun 4, 2010
  3. Nettdata

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    60 pounder of Bailey's in my desk drawer.

    Starbuck's kiosks liberally sprinkled throughout the office.

    Triple-shot venti mocha + Bailey's all afternoon = FUCK YEAH BITCHES.
     
    #3 Nettdata, Jun 4, 2010
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    I am getting married in a little over 24 hours. I am excited beyond belief, and assuming shit stops going wrong/it doesn't rain (which is why I am drinking a beer right now, to take the edge off), it's going to be absolutely incredible.

    The lady marrying us is a family friend and accordingly was totally cool with me and my mother quite literally putting together/writing the ENTIRE FUCKING CEREMONY. Not just the vows, everything. We're both control freaks, so this is awesome.

    And yes, this day is taking forever. Still three hours until rehearsal and I'm trying to get my buzz going.
     
    #4 Samr, Jun 4, 2010
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    So far today I've seen a car stopped and about 8 cop cars, all officers out with their guns drawn. They cuffed the guy and about a half an hour later uncuffed him and it was all over.

    Next up was the mouse trap. We have (had now but I'm sure he has friends) a mouse in the kitchen of the office. My Boss laid out 4 traps this morning. We're all sitting, working away, about the only noise was the click clack of keyboards when we all hear SNAP. We all froze and looked at each other, like who's going to check and if it's in the thing who's conduct the Dead Rodent Relocation Program. Sure as shit isn't going to be me. The Boss went in and sure enough there he was DOA. The Boss did the DRRP. Icky. Damn thing was kinda cute aside from being VERMIN and all.

    Is it 4 o'clock yet? I'd like a drink please.
     
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    A little less than two hours until many bath beers. This feels like it has been a long time coming.
     
    #6 jennitalia, Jun 4, 2010
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    Went out 4 days this past week drinking. Might take it easy tonight but god damn the weather is nice.
     
    #7 Kubla Kahn, Jun 4, 2010
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    It's really windy here right now, and that makes the garage door rattle, and it sounds like it's opening, which my mom's home, but it's too early for her to be home, and that causes too problems...one, she'll find me drinking at 3:00 in the afternoon, and two, it means she probably got laid off.

    She works on the Constellation project (the rockets that were supposed to replace the space shuttle), and they're finding out today how big layoffs are likely to be. Fair chance that we'll both be unemployed pretty soon.

    Also, I am drunk already. ...And need to go pick up dry cleaning.
     
    #8 BL1Y, Jun 4, 2010
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    All goddamn day. All goddamn day this was stuck in my fucking head. I can't remember the last time I heard it, but I woke up and it was there. I guess it's better than the time the theme to 'The Greatest American Hero' was playing over and over in my brain for a solid week, but not much.

     
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  10. cynismus

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    After this past weekend, I told myself that I needed some time to detox (meaning maybe 2 weeks). It's not even 4 pm yet and I'm about ready to throw that out the window and head to the bar across the street with some coworkers and have a few beers.

    ...just sent out an email asking if anyone is interested, so let's see what happens!
     
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    This made me laugh. Does the phrase "hit bottom" mean anything to you?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.ivillage.com/ian-zierings-wedding-brings-90210-stars-together/1-a-190698?ftr=iv:toolbar:ent:celebnews" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.ivillage.com/ian-zierings-we ... :celebnews</a>
     
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    I don't get it. An attractive couple, including a one-time TV star, is getting married.

    Did I miss something?
     
    #12 BL1Y, Jun 4, 2010
  13. Primer

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    I just did an install for a customer who was drinking like crazy. Her mother was also drinking and so was her daughter. They were all very unattractive, which is likely what led to them drinking.

    They passed out fifteen minutes ago and I had to let myself out.

    Friday rules.
     
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    Yeah... you're fucking dry cleaning.

    Pitter patter best go get at her.
     
    #14 Nettdata, Jun 4, 2010
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    And no pics for us?

    I call bullshit.

    I bet they convinced you to have a dirty 3-some, and you're now on your way home to have a Silkwood shower... and a beer or 3.
     
    #15 Nettdata, Jun 4, 2010
  16. Primer

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    You want to see a bunch of drunk ugly natives? There should be some reserves near where you live. I'll repress this memory until I forget what my name is.
     
    #16 Primer, Jun 4, 2010
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    left work early today because I physically couldn't stand being there another minute.
     
    #17 lostalldoubt86, Jun 4, 2010
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    No knock the reserves. Cheap cigarettes and unlicensed cage fighting? It's like heaven except with old appliances thrown in the river.
     
    #18 Crown Royal, Jun 4, 2010
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    You're talking to a bunch of sexually desensitized misanthropes who get hammered and share softcore porn with each other every weekend. You had to ask that question?
     
    #19 Beefy Phil, Jun 4, 2010
  20. Primer

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    I guess a better questions would be; "Which of my three dicks do you want to see in an ass that has been already ravaged by Father Time?"
     
    #20 Primer, Jun 4, 2010
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