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The Farewell Fuck???

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by absolutred, Jan 26, 2010.

  1. Primer

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    So help me, that beer better already be open too.
     
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    And remember to be on all fours, beside his chair, so that he can rest it on your back as he drinks.
     
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    It's like blowing your brains out right before the asteroid lands on you: the shit's going down, so you may as well try it anyway for shits and giggles.

    Then steal the money out of her purse.
     
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    Shegirl can handle it, mostly because if she ever wanted she could have any of us burst into flames as we sit at our computers, just by thinking it. And that power makes her serene.
     
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    Because it's a HateFuck. It's good for closure & quite cathartic.
     
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    Maybe he learned some mind-blowing sex moves that he thinks will prevent the divorce.
     
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    Leave cooking a rare steak to a rank amateur? Why I think not!
     
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    It's so cute when you girls rally around each other in a self-congratulatory manner, assuring yourselves that you do no harm. "It's really his fault, we're perfect flowers! Yay team!"
     
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    I'm already busy making a cake.
     
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    Obviously nobody gives a shit if she sleeps with him or not, but how common is it for exes to sleep with each other after a break up and how long does that fuck-only relationship exist?

    After my girlfriend and I decided to end it after about 3 years we had the best sex for about 2 months, then we parted ways. Is that normal?
     
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    HEY GUYS CAN WE GET BACK ON TOPIC, GEEZ

    Wait, what? There is no Focus for this thread? Well then, I'd better sort that out.

    Focus: Everything. If you have a thought, just go ahead and type it out. Go on, it's how the cool kids do it. If your idea of cool kids is "people with verbal diarrhea, tourettes, and an obsession with shitpussy."

    I really like the way you think. By the way, you're not homeless, are you?

    Silence, noisy wench, or you'll get another spanking from Thor (mildly NSFW).
     
  13. dixiebandit69

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    I continued seeing my ex-wife for sex only for about a year. It was all kinds of fucked up; we would be having some vicious arguement, and as soon as it was over, go at it, then go back to hating each other as soon as it was done.
    Yup, nothing dysfunctional about that.

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  14. Indiana

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    What's to understand? Feed them, make them come, let them play outside and watch tv, all with as little inconvenience to them as possible.
    Moving right along, supreme differences between a simple good bye fuck and a fuck buddy. The fuck buddy will always get messy with someone trying to cling onto the relationship as long as possible. The good bye fuck? Excellent way to end if you're making a clean break because it's more of a mutual act that usually ends with no animosity. Unless you're dixiebandit apparently… in which case I kind of imagine him fucking me and then becoming his avatar and walking away.
     
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    I dunno. Two of my friends who are divorced hook up with their exes regularly, which just strikes me as odd. But odder still is that they're getting more than a lot of the married guys I know. Still, it must be awfully confusing for the kids to see daddy spending the night occasionally in mommy's room and then disappearing again.
     
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    According to the therapist my ex-girlfriend of 5 years saw on a regular basis it is very common to fuck after a relationship has ended, although she referred to it as a large percentage of broken relationships maintaining an unhealthy sexual relationship.

    While I can not make a recommendation on whether you fuck him for farewell sake, I might be so bold as to suggest some therapy as you go through your divorce.
     
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    I've always stayed away from fucking an ex, the way I see it you're not really done till you're done fucking. Almost every chick I've broken up with has pulled the 'can we keep fucking?' card, and I've declined them all. Every time it's seemed like a desperation move. If you can't find a fuck buddy that doesn't come with a shit ton of baggage that an ex has, you're not looking hard enough.

    On the opposite side of the spectrum, if I was worried about going through a dry spell, or lived in a really small town, I'd definitely wanna keep banging the ex. In that case, I'd pack my shit and move to a bigger city.