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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. katokoch

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Tractor pulls on tv. Fucking awesome. Not as good as in person at the county fair, but a good change of pace.
     
    #101 katokoch, Nov 22, 2011
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    That's a wood outpatient. A wood inpatient is someone who, after being admitted to hospital, develops an erection lasting longer than four hours.

    Less awkward than you'd think.
     
    #102 ghettoastronaut, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    Man I'm starving and its only Tuesday. I'm going to try and make this for Thanksgiving.



    The hardest part is getting the right type of apple.

    Just so happy to have the time off, I decided to read up on this history of Thanksgiving. To keep it short, I think the Pilgrims got it wrong...

     

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    I'm glad someone had a camera when the bouncer kicked the door in.*
    [​IMG]


    *according to reddit
     
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    Ohhhh boy. Where does one start? Caption contest?
     
    #105 katokoch, Nov 22, 2011
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    If her foot is that color can you imagine how she smells.

    I mean that's probably why he chose the bathroom. Had to mask her scent somehow.
     
    #106 Gravitas, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    So I'm getting a bit buzzed tonight on account of my day has sucked.

    Already posted in the Rant and Rave thread about how my debit card fell out of my wallet and whoever found it cleaned me out in less than an hour. Debit cards can be used for both debit and credit so that's how they could use it without knowing my pin. I got a few rep questions about that. They went to Ralph Lauren and the liquor store. Tried to go back to Ralph Lauren and a gas station after but had already tapped me out. Will get my money back but not until I file the fraud report which I can't do until Monday. Until then I'm just glad I already got food and booze of my own beforehand or I would have been up shit creek. I'm glad I'm going to get my money back but it still makes me feel fucked up inside.

    So for tonight, thank you vodka. Glad tomorrow I don't have anything to do.
     
    #108 LadyLecter, Nov 22, 2011
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    Done with work. New girl coming over tonight for some soak N poke. Can't wait to put my face in her place.

     
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I'm cooking up some maple flavoured bacon for a spinach salad.

    Yeah, you guys wish you could smell my apartment right now.
     
    #110 ghettoastronaut, Nov 22, 2011
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    Do you ever go through your phone contacts and delete people you barely know or haven't spoken to in years? I do it, and inevitably someone will text or call afterwards. It sucks because this girl is asking for Pilates instructor advice and wants to hang. I gave her the info....but, I kinda feel like a dumbass for having no idea who I'm speaking to. Does anyone else do that?

    These are the things that keep me up at night.
     
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    This is precisely why I had my banks only issue me ATM cards (no debit/credit feature) and I keep a relatively high limit credit card in a safe deposit box. I was a total dipshit in college and probably lost my wallet four times, the pathetic thing is that I haven't lost anything since I put in these fail safes.
     
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    Are you constantly at the limit of your number of contacts? Why would you delete people? That just seems dumb.
     
    #113 Frank, Nov 22, 2011
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    Say you got a new phone and aren't sure who you're talking to.

    I have so many useless contacts in my phone its fucking annoying. I want to do a mass delete.
     
    #114 shimmered, Nov 22, 2011
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    Why would I keep 50 contacts that I don't even speak to or need to have? It's de-cluttering, like donating the clothes I haven't worn in forever.
     
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    Now go make yourself useful and cook us up some brownies or something.
     
    #116 Frank, Nov 22, 2011
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    I don't bake. That's what you're for, Tubs.
     
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    Fat people don't like being around high heat, I'm more of a grab stuff from the freezer guy.
     
    #118 Frank, Nov 22, 2011
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    I keep all contacts.

    This is how I know NOT to answer the phone sometimes.
     
    #119 todd311, Nov 22, 2011
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    Just one more time.

     
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