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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    You think that's bad?? Let me tell you about the time I had to move THIS:

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    I did a GIS for "female mover." This came up:

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    If only she was operating heavy machinery. That'd be hot. My dream girl has the keys to the crane with a wrecking ball.
     
    #1041 CharlesJohnson, Dec 2, 2011
  2. Gator

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    Who hasn't bought some POS desk or entertainment center, assembled it in the room where it belonged and then figured out you can't get it out because it won't fit through the door or the room is in a hall and the angle is weird?

    Many a time I have just left it in the room for the next person to deal with.
     
    #1042 Gator, Dec 2, 2011
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    CJ, let me tell you about the time I had to move THIS:

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    using only this:

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    and this:

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    #1043 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    I'll add Futons to the PITA to move category. Nothing like trying to move an awkward, relatively heavy piece of furniture that is constantly trying to fold itself in half at the most inopportune time.
     
    #1044 GTE, Dec 2, 2011
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    On the topic of moving, if you ask someone to help you move, have some common fucking courtesy and have your shit ready to move.
    Do not tell me you need me to start packing the fucking china cabinet full of shit your mom got you from Germany, while you and your wife take the clothes out of your drawers and find a place to pack them.
    I know you like ordering people around but you have had 2 months to pack your dishes, take your bed apart, pack your books that you believe have made you a quasi mensa, and take you shitty art off the wall.
    Also rent a Uhaul, my truck is not here for your moving pleasure and the 3 days it takes you to move what it should have taken 3 hours.

    Yes, Dan and Andrea this is directed at you.
     
    #1045 dewercs, Dec 2, 2011
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    WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU??
     
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    Ballsacks 1.0-3.0 would not stand for this.
     
    #1048 JoeCanada, Dec 2, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Jesus, that's a lot of words to say "pussy-whipped."
     
    #1049 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    You mean she gives orders and you take them?
     
    #1050 dewercs, Dec 2, 2011
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    Re: cutting grains/dairy.
    They're essentially useless calories for me, and I hate feeling all bloaty after eating grains. I can eat other foods that are better for me and not have near the caloric intake. So...yeah.


    But goddammit. I fucking love cupcakes.

    I've done it before, it's not hard, it's just fucking annoying. I don't have cravings for anything particularly anymore, it's just more about convenience and all that for me.
     
    #1051 shimmered, Dec 2, 2011
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    I agree with Mr. Chompsky. I want to know the line of logic though, she already saw it, so it's not like she can't discuss it with her friends. It's like she intentionally wants you to suffer or assert dominance over you. A better significant other would wait until the movie came out on video...unless...BALLSACK SECRETLY WANTS TO WATCH SPARKLING TEEN VAMPIRES AND USES FUTUREWIFE AS AN EXCUSE TO GO!!!
     
    #1052 Frank, Dec 2, 2011
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    I am not a mod, but if I was, somebody would henceforth be known as noballsack.
     
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    I expected more from you, sack.
     
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    God help me, but I'm gonna have to side with ballsack on this one.

    You all are aware that your manhood is not defined by the movies you watch, right?
     
    #1055 Noland, Dec 2, 2011
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    Exactly. And I'm going to add to those of you who are not married, a happy wife(FW), in my experience, makes a happy home.

    Just my .02.
     
    #1056 Now Slappy, Dec 2, 2011
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    The Guy and I watched this abomination of a movie. We really only watched it so we could get drunk and giggle during inappropriate moments in the movie...There was in fact one scene where I yelled TEBOW! as the wolfguy fell to his knees when he realized he was a pedowolf.
     
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    It could be worse. At least he still doesn't know what the movie is actually called.
    Breaking Dawn, not Red Dawn...
     
    #1058 Elset, Dec 2, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I should point out that I would think 'sack was pussy-whipped regardless of whether he decided to see the movie.

    But I don't really get the idea of dragging somebody along to something you know they're not going to like. If they're neutral on it, sure, but something like Twilight is profoundly annoying to some folk.
     
    #1059 Nom Chompsky, Dec 2, 2011
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    I was dragged to the movie. There are alot worse movies you could be dragged to.
     
    #1060 wexton, Dec 2, 2011
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