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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread


    Besides dating the Biebs, sad I know only that, who is this girl? Was she a mousekateer or something? How old is she 15?
     
    #81 Kubla Kahn, Nov 22, 2011
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    I don't know how old the mole is, but Selena is 19.
     
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    The Biebs? Alright Kubla, thats the last straw. Time to turn in your Man Card.
     
    #83 Juice, Nov 22, 2011
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    Same thing I do every year, obviously: hand out these thousands of spare blankets that I have lying around.
     
    #84 MoreCowbell, Nov 22, 2011
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    She's nuh nuh nuh nuh, nineteen. And I'm pretty sure she was on one of those Disney TV shows. I'm sure she won't do anything sexy, though. All those former Disney stars have a solid reputation for not doing anything sexualized: Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Miley Cyrus, etc.
     
    #85 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 22, 2011
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    First of all, Selena is cute. She's not inspiring much of a chubby in me. Certainly not like Britney did back in the day.

    Speaking of fallen off the wagon mouseketeers, Christina looked like a blivet at the AMA's the other night.* **

    * Blivet: 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.

    ** My wife had it on while I was reading in bed. I would never turn that shit on. But let me say this, if that's what passes for popular music, most of it was pedestrian at best - hideously boring at worst.
     
    #86 The Village Idiot, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    You know what I hate? Getting a large gash on your hand from a piece of jagged metal.

    Damn. Tackle football is going to suck on saturday. Thank god for booze.
     
    #87 Crown Royal, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    If your socialized healthcare system allows for tetanus shots perhaps it would be a good option as well.
     
    #88 dewercs, Nov 22, 2011
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    Its 3pm in Chicago, its been raining all day, the sky will get slightly darker in the next hour that will make it seem like night time.

    I was just handed a beer with 2 hours to work and the option of drinking more at work. I'd say God Bless America, but this is a French company. Someone post a picture of tits for me. Well not for me, but from me. There aren't ANY on this page and that is a goddamn shame.

    Focus: Thanksgiving happens at my parents house this year. Most of the family is spread out except for me, dad and my mom (the cook). Regardless of the fact there is only going to be 5 of us max (1-2 drop ins can be expected), she will still shop for the 10 she is used to and I will happily be eating leftovers for the next 5 days after Thursday. The best part of it? Its a 5 minute bus ride to my parents house from my apartment and that's if I get all red lights.

    I giggle like a school girl when I hear co-workers and friends break down the travel logistics of getting home via car, plane, or dogsled. Even better when they discuss the fact they flip flop holidays with the SO's family.
     
    #89 Parker, Nov 22, 2011
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    I'm going home for Thanksgiving this year for the first time in 2 years. I've had Thanksgiving dinner at a friends house and an ex's house(dating her at the time) and both times, dinner was barely more than mediocre. The company was fine, even if last years was celebrated with Mormons.(no booze) But I am all about the food. And my mother makes it like no other.

    I couldn't more excited to go to Florida, which is saying a lot.
     
    #90 xrayvision, Nov 22, 2011
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    I saw a car parked in the handicapped space of a future shop with the license plate BH HMBUG

    A man after my own heart, apparently.
     
    #91 ghettoastronaut, Nov 22, 2011
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    If your socialized healthcare system allows for tetanus shots perhaps it would be a good option as well.[/quote]

    You Down There Guys always talk about socialism as if you don't love it.

    And we do get those shots. Amongst many others. Hell, they'll inject lighter fluid into my bladder so I can piss fire at parties and entertain house guests.
     
    #92 Crown Royal, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    IT'S FRIDAY Y'ALL!!
     
    #93 bewildered, Nov 22, 2011
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    Enjoy your last year of three days off for Thanksgiving.
     
    #94 Frank, Nov 22, 2011
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    I may get 3 days off for Thanksgiving, but I have to spend it with my family.
     
    #95 bewildered, Nov 22, 2011
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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I made plans today with my cousin to take a younger one out duck hunting on Friday. He's 15 and used to deer hunting and has never been waterfowl hunting so I'm excited already.

    Maybe I'll be able to stand my dad all weekend this time. We'll see.
     
    #96 katokoch, Nov 22, 2011
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    It's 5:18. I just got home, and I'm seconds away from opening a bottle of wine. Cause I don't have school until Monday, bitches!

    Plus, today I found out that I made A's on my exams last week. The next 3 weeks after Thanksgiving will be insane, but I'm gonna enjoy the time off and eating some kickass food!
     
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    I have a Tungsten wedding ring, I like it quite a bit myself - my didn't have the cherry wood, but a double finish on it.
     
    #98 The Village Idiot, Nov 22, 2011
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    Am I the only one who has no idea what a "wood inpatient" is? I assume it's somebody who goes to the doctor after dealing with Cialis effects lasting more than four hours, but that doesn't seem to make sense here.
     
    #99 Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2011
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    And you problem with this scenario is....?
     
    #100 MoreCowbell, Nov 22, 2011
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