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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. zyron

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk.. ZOMG!!!1! & THE EPIC XMAS THREAD

    Well I guess that sucks for you.

    I had Eli and the Giants defense down 13 points tonight. The Giants defense has given me -4, thanks Eli.
     
    #661 zyron, Nov 28, 2011
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    Oh well. Still second in the league at 9-3.
     
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    Not to make it a Fantasy-palooza, but I came into the night down 30, after a miserable week, with Cruz and Colston left. Needless to say, I was more than pleased with that last TD to Cruz. Its a work league and the team I beat is co-managed by two of my better friends in the office, who also happen to be ridiculous shit-talkers.

    Needless to say, this will be me in front of their office doors tomorrow...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.gifsoup.com/view/3066967/victor-cruz-dance.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.gifsoup.com/view/3066967/vic ... dance.html</a>
     
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    So by complete coincidence, I saw not one, but two movies featuring Jessica Chastain. She is adorable.

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    Writing grad school applications is awful. Why can't any of these schools take the same thing for personal statements? All I want to do is drink/sleep.
     
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    How I Met Your Mother is on Netflix. I've seen it before but I'm watching the first episode again now. Holy shit, Ted is a giant, whiny pussy. How did I not notice before? Blinded by the laugh track, I say.
     
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    I'm right there with you. But on top of it, I have to take a shit and am out of toilet paper, so I'm holding it until tomorrow fucking morning at school.

    Life is miserable/ok at the same time.

    And Ted isn't too bad. You just can't expect anything from him, and you learn to just ignore him. The supporting characters do all the work on that show.
     
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    That sounds fucking awful. Don't you have an old sock or t-shirt you were going to throw away?
     
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    Or isn't there a 24 hour grocery store/711 where you can buy toilet paper nearby? Or like...a McDonalds where you can take a shit or just steal the TP?
     
    #669 rachiii, Nov 29, 2011
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    Why do you even need to wear pants.
     
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    If I lived by myself or if it were just me and the Mr, I'd be the pants-less wonder.

    Actually, it's 67* in the house right now. I don't want to freeze my bum off. Maybe one day, if we ever turn on the heat...
     
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    It's heading into the wet season here so it's always stupidly hot and muggy. When I didn't have a housemate I rarely wore any kind of pants. Most often if it was anything it was a towel wrapped around me.

    Naked is the way to go.
     
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    And her ears are too far up her head. And red-headed girls are usually ugly (sans Christina Hendricks).

    Other than that, ooo boy, what a bombshell...
     
    #673 Juice, Nov 29, 2011
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    I'd nail her in a heartbeat and wouldn't once think about her ears or jaw.
     
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    So what the hell is wrong with that?
     
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    That depends: if it's just you and Nom and you start sending pics of your dicks, some might think that's a little gay. To each his own, though.
     
    #676 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 29, 2011
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    Since the few women of this place seem to be leaving at an alarming rate, I'm tending towards extremely gay.
     
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    I went to a friends birthday thing last night. I am to hungover to function right now. On top of that the girl had to go do student teaching this morning so I got to get up with the little girl.

    So after three and a half hours of sleep, I am forcing myself to at least act like a decent human being. Fortunately the little girl is being pretty chill, and watching a Care Bears movie.

    There is a mumbled thanks, and a very enthusiastic hug for whomever brings me a Gatorade, and a Full Throttle!
     
    #678 McSmallstuff, Nov 29, 2011
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    The skype calls that we did for awhile were fun. We diddled with Google Hangout once but didn't do it again. I'm in.
     
    #679 bewildered, Nov 29, 2011
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    Too lazy to quote, but yeah, Ted from HIMYM is annoying as fuck. It kinda sucks that he's by far the least compelling character, but they keep remembering they have to shoehorn in his storyline.
     
    #680 Nom Chompsky, Nov 29, 2011
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