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The EPIC Turkey Day.. ZOMG & THE EPIC XMAS D.T BOOM ROASTED!

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  1. mya

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    Re: The EPIC Turkey Day Drunk Thread

    I remember I remember! Pick me!

    Live in Colorado and enjoy mountain climbing, light brownish hair. My creepy Internet memory pays off once again.
     
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    Dude, eggnog is like wintery ambrosia. Hush.

    The Muppets movie gave me a nostalgia-gasm.
     
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    I'm drinking gin and watching Hannibal Rising. Nobody is doing worse tonight. There are people in Vietnamese jail getting poked in the nuts by sharpened bamboo having more fun.

    At least I don't have to work until Tuesday. Just me, some books, some gin, and a Cuban hooker willing to do anything for $25 so she can feed her baby.
     
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    You left out my southern heritage and penchant for purty mouths.
     
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    I have a bottle of DiSarronno around here. I've never opened it. I don't know where it came from.

    Should I bust that fucker out?
     
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    I'm working on one of the 10 projects I have due within the next 2 weeks. Unfortunately, I forgot to raid the family leftovers before leaving. God. Damnit. That was the only reason I went in the first place.

    At least there's alcohol.
     
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    I took a sip of it. It's a great drink...



    ... for my wife.
     
    #407 $100T2, Nov 25, 2011
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    You should just paperclip bikini shots to your papers. Instant A. I mean, shit, that's how I passed my senior year.

    I'm going to drink a John Collins in the shower and rub one out while playing with my balls. Just thought you should all know.
     
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    You saucy minx, you.
     
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    ANNNNNDDDDDDD I just walked in on my grandfather taking a shit. Or maybe he was peeing sitting down. I dont judge.

    CJ--

    A. Whats a John Collins

    B. Ball play is a separate, non-masturbatory activity for you?
     
    #410 Juice, Nov 25, 2011
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    A. Excuse me, TOM Collins. Gin, lemon, bit of sugar and soda water.

    B. Not when you have balls like mine. Looks like a catcher's mitt with a cock. A very nice one if I do say so myself.

    What's wrong with peeing while sitting down? I do it every morning. The consequences would be dire otherwise: an entire room filled with morning piss. Shit goes in every direction.
     
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    Nothing's "wrong" with it per se, I just didn't know how to interpret my 85 year old grandfather sitting on the pot, especially when caught by surprise. We didn't lock eyes or anything, and thankfully, his sweater vest shrouded his penis.
     
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    Are you sure you understand what 'peeing' is? There shouldn't be any shit involved. Or maybe you're 'catcher mitt' balls is a euphemism for your ass?

    You're playing with your ass, aren't you?
     
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    I have begun to deepen my involvement in mountaineering and rock/ice climbing. Lots of gear is on the way, and more shall be ordered soon. Probably when I get home from the bars drunk tonight. Lots happens then, hopefully I'll remember it.
     

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    Not at all. What a consenting adult does with his catcher mitt is his business.

    But let's not justify peeing sitting down. It's only acceptable if you can't walk.

    Or have a vagina.
     
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    Congratulations. This is all getting weird.

    Terribly sexy, but weird. Me and my enormous, glistening, soft nuts are going for another drink of gin. After I pee sitting down. Upside down. What? Ass. That's what.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Turkey Day with the neighbors was fucking awesome. Before we went over the GF and I decided to only bring over two bottles of wine so we didn't appear like alcoholics, after plowing through 6 of theirs and the two of ours I made multiple trips back home to grab more. Everyone got pretty drunk (with no one getting sloppy) and we all had a blast.

    We stayed till midnight and then the GF and I walked home and looked at the stars for a few minutes since the sky was so clear. Awesome Thanksgiving.
     
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    That's all fucking awesome, but have you ever pissed sitting down?
     
    #418 CharlesJohnson, Nov 25, 2011
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    Elaborate.

    Also, Whores, I'm sure you're talking about the charming fellow with the knee brace in that photo. Just imagine what kind of piercings he has.

    Mmm.
     
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    OH DEAR JESUS WHAT DID I DO
     
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