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The El Cinqo de Drunko thread 5/07/10!!! |THEMED THREAD|

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 7, 2010.

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  1. The Beer Baron

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    Pittsburg is up 2-0 in the second, i'm getting deeper into this case of beer.

    Sorrry, forgot the pussy. My bad.
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    The girlfriend wanted to go out to dinner. Now she is sleeping next to me. Dare I grab a beer? Why, that sounds like a most excellent plan.

    I'm hoping to convince her to go to a local micro. The current beer on tap is made with lemon and black tea. Iced tea beer. What'll those guys think of next.

    EDIT: Beer cracked. Oh, Sleeman, how I've missed you.
     
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    Took the Harley out for a spin. Picked out my mom a card that says "You Make Me Feel Like Family." Now I'm going to take a bath. My life is exciting today.

    Also, saw go-cart races outside the liquor store. Only in Saskatchewan...
     
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    Oh, Jesus, tomorrow is mother's day. I forgot, and this is the first time I've been home for one in three years. And to make matters worse, I just phoned my mom and told her I'd be coming over tomorrow for entirely unrelated reasons. Thank fuck I'm already half a beer in.
     
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    I'm surfing this site while eating home made tacos. I'm trying to decide if I should risk drinking tonight. As "one of those days" as today was, there's a very good possibility that I would drink my face off and something tells me that being hungover on Mother's Day = not a good fucking idea. I could polish off the Parrot Bay by making my fruity-ass drinks but that is not going to work its magic on my shitty, foul-ass attitude (hubby is being a dick) quite like Bacardi would. What to do, what to do.
     
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    Well, after 4.5 hours of sober and honest discussion, an agreement has been reached. ( based on months of thoughts and hints)

    Jägerette and I will be moving to Sweden after we get married.

    Her dad is dying, and when he goes her mom wants to go back to Sweden. My mom wants to go back home to Ireland. My sister lives in England, so they wouldn't be that far. And importantly J wants to move back to Sweden.

    I have lived in Europe, and I love Sweden. But this is going to be huge for me. I hope I can handle it.

    Well, Drinking should do the trick.
     
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  7. Decatur Dave

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    I like this one myself.

    The fucked up sad thing is all the mothers I know about my age get drunk on mother's day, because it's their day. I really don't hang out with anyone anymore. Especially women. No wonder my posting has become so much more regular...
     
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    Just as long as there's no baby cart as well.

    Where do you keep getting all these pictures of me? Must be stalking.

    More on focus: Going to an Our Lady Peace concert tonight, they're playing the entire Spiritual Machines album. I'm going to be somewhere in the beer gardens I suspect.
     
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  9. MuddyPeej

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    Go PENS!!

    Drinking and watching hockey, then off to a local badass cigar shop for my buddies birthday an to watch the fights. This place has a wall of TVs and leather couches and such, has everything except beer. Fuck. I suppose one sober Saturday night won't kill me.
    Or will it? Better not risk it.
     
    #89 MuddyPeej, May 8, 2010
  10. Blue Dog

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    Go Pencils!
    Woo!

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    RADIO SHOW TILL 10!!!! WOO

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.georgetownradio.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.georgetownradio.com</a>
     
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    Hey look! My period!

    Let the drinking commence - tomorrow's going to be shitty anyway. Who's with me?!


    *Edit* Sorry. Almost forgot the rule.

     

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    1pm sunday afternoon here in the land of kangaroos and fosters. thats not too early to start drinking is it? oettinger is on the menu, because its only $40 for 12 litres in can form (thats very cheap for beer in australia) and it tastes pretty good.

    cant find a decent picture of girls and beer so heres a photo of a beer tree I helped construct for christmas last year. can you tell there were several engineering students in attendance? I think theres about 600 bottles in the whole tree. we really need to get sponsorship and an advertising deal for this year.
     

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  14. WickedBitch

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    Just a reminder that Betty White is hosting SNL as we speak.
     
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    Did the world ever get naked pictures of her?
     
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    I have Safe Search turned off. Lemme check.

    *edit* Negative, Gold Leader. There were some pics that were rumored to be her but found to be false. Bummer for you!
     
    #96 WickedBitch, May 9, 2010
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    Well I got good and drunk for the first time in a while, and I ended up watching "Young People Fucking." Partly based on the recommendation of someone from this board and... it was awful. But I did get a new impression of our glorious leaders from it. Sorry Chater and Maltob but until proven otherwise this is who you are to me.

     
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  18. Decatur Dave

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    That would l seriously push the limit of hotness posted on this weeks TWDT.

    (I'm still looking at that one vag intermittently throughout the day)
     
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  19. AbsentMindedProf

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    SGEDIT: Busted link.
     
    #99 AbsentMindedProf, May 9, 2010
  20. Kratos

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    Good day,

    I just got knocked the fuck out.

    Sincerely,
    Lyoto Machida.
     
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