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The El Cinqo de Drunko thread 5/07/10!!! |THEMED THREAD|

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 7, 2010.

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  1. JoeCanada

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    Wellllllll, it's 6-3 for the Blackhawks with like 10 minutes left. It's not an impossible scenario for the Canucks, but it's a fucking long shot. It is, definitely, a just-keep-drinking-and-hope-you-wake-up-tomorrow-morning-alive scenario for ol' JoeCanada.

    Someone post some awesome tits. I need to see some awesome tits.
     
    #41 JoeCanada, May 7, 2010
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    I sort of feel your pain, Mr. Canada.

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    I'm sorry that there are neither titties nor beer in this picture, but I have to mention that tomorrow I'll be going to Palmer Fest at Ohio University. This is what it was like last year, although I wasn't there.

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    (Not pictured: everyone getting teargassed and horse cops clubbing the shit out of retards)

    I just got back from the sister fest that always happens the day before, and I already saw a girl puke all over her tits and multiple people getting railed by water balloons in the face. AWESOME. Someone gave me an orange soaked in everclear and I even though I ate it like 6 hours ago its really making me sleepy.

    So off to sleep. Tommorow I'll probably be arrested or passed out in a gutter, so happy fucking weekend to everyone.
     
    #43 Gargamelon, May 7, 2010
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    Goddamnit, this is the worst drunk thread ever. Here is a post view of last weeks prettiest pussy.

    ................and how does that NSFW thing work anyway?

     

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  5. SMUGolfer

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    For Mr. Canada

     
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    Us Thrashers fans loved him first. Fuckin' hell Nit, that is the prettiest vagina I've ever seen. I literally want to lean forward and kiss my screen.
     
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    Thanks, dude. It's the perfect combination of outtie and innie. The outer labia is dominate but the inner one is holding its own just underneath.

    Like that Seinfeld guy said in his commercial when he was pumping gas, "perfect pussy"!

    I already visualize that Ghetto is gonna crucify me for violating the vocabulary of the vagina.
     
    #47 Nitwit, May 8, 2010
  8. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Are those titty gifs I see?
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    Get at me ghettoastronaut.
     
    #48 dubyu tee eff, May 8, 2010
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    What? There was no violation. I mean, unless you want me to tell you to say labia major and labia minora. Which translate, literally, to big lips and little lips. So.

    In related news; every time I see a picture of titties with awful nipples, I can't help but feel sorry for the girl. I mean, nipples really make the boob: the largest, finest boobs can be ruined by awful nipples, and yet, the tiniest ones can be made absolutely fantastic by good nipples. And what do we have above here? Nevermind pepperoni nipples, those are fucking dinner plate nipples. Christ.
     
    #49 ghettoastronaut, May 8, 2010
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    I woulkd like to apologize to everyone I repped. I'm hammered
     
    #50 PewPewPow, May 8, 2010
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    Jesus Christ for that slap on the right. Girly girls of the big breasted way on this board? Is there any way that that actually feels good in some sort of a non porn porn sort of way?
     
    #51 Nitwit, May 8, 2010
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    Drunk halo/2/3 is amazing

    edit: god damn it. I went to piss and appArently everyone is done playing now.
     
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    Apologies for being off topic in my last post

     
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    I'm visiting my hometown this weekend. I forgot to pack underwear. Go me. Guess I just have to buy some more.
     
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    Why bother? (seriously, that's just asking for it)

    On another vagina related topic... this board is dead, yet I keep coming back to stare at that picture.
     
    #55 Decatur Dave, May 8, 2010
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    Well, I'm a little late to the thread, but stupid work got in the way all week. Actually, I have to be there tomorrow and Sunday too, but everyone else will be hungover, I might as well be too.

    I've never been to Berchtesgaden specifically, but every single other city I've been to in Germany had fantastic public transportation. I think it's a law over there that they have to have the best public transportation in the world.

    I just found this: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.berchtesgaden.de/en/1729dfcb-8446-9357-3b94-1670a0a27d2c.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.berchtesgaden.de/en/1729dfcb ... 27d2c.html</a> and it looks like not only do they have a good bus system, but most of it is free if you get a Kurkarte (visitor card).

    Have fun man, Germany was the best trip I've ever taken, I can't wait to have the chance to go back.
     
    #56 slippingaway, May 8, 2010
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    Ryan Bingham concert... Baton Rouge... Bawww...

    I''m the voice of mother eddfing reason!

    qUE?
     
    #57 Blue Dog, May 8, 2010
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    I'm going to see ZZ Top Sunday night, I can't wait. A buddy of mine plays bass in the opening band, Jonathan Tyler and the Northern Lights. Should be a great show, too bad I'm out in MS for work, so my wife and friends are 600 miles away, and I have to go alone. Oh well, $20 for a ticket is totally worth it.
     
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    i' drunk
    i think more jeniitalie jenitalie is necessary
    for research
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    #59 Primer, May 8, 2010
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    bippity boopityu
     
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