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The El Cinqo de Drunko thread 5/07/10!!! |THEMED THREAD|

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Crown Royal, May 7, 2010.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    May 5th has passed, and it's officially drinking season. So, how's our favourite thread of the week going to spiral out of control THIS time? Tits? Shower Beer vs. Bath Beer debate? Weird random pictures of ourselves? Throw down.
     
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  2. Moose

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    Working all weekend, and on pain killers, so I'll have to stay with sober contributions.
     

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    With the drunk thread established, the anonymous antipodal alcoholic asks himself publically, "what, then, shall I drink the rest of this tequila with?"

    The answer comes quickly. "A glass."

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    According to the image tag there's supposed to be some beer in that image somewhere.

    also see:
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  4. Crown Royal

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    Finally, a little rain. I'm going to get a good Nitrogen in my lawn now.

    Christ, I'm a fag. Must get back on horse.

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    #4 Crown Royal, May 7, 2010
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    Today is going to be the start of a shit show weekend of drinking. Golfing with friends this morning where we'll definitely throw back a few. Then it's Bruins and Celtics at my favorite local sports pub immediately following golf.

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    I am excited, as I have finally booked my trip to Germany. It's going to be from this Tuesday until the Sunday after. Not quite as long as I might have liked, and it's a lot sooner than I originally wanted to go (the weather forecasts are kind of scaring me, actually), but at least it won't be peak season. The only thing I have left to do is book a hostel in Berchtesgaden, which is complicated, because everything seems very spread out and I don't know how good public transit is or how expensive taxis are.

    But, in the spirit of Germany, beer wenches:

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    Oh, the potential joys there could be of being single.

    On an unrelated note, if anyone is interested, Lufthansa has some darn good deals on airfare right now. I'm going from here to Munich and back, with a direct flight on the way there, for $1275 CDN, and there's even better deals for other cities (esp Eastern Europe). Also, does anyone know if they have hot blonde stewardesses? They'd better.

    I am also making an attempt at smoking a pork shoulder on my barbecue right now. My last attempt didn't work so great because I didn't have enough patience. By tonight it should be done.
     
    #6 ghettoastronaut, May 7, 2010
  7. Rush-O-Matic

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    Hmm, did these get posted before? I may have gotten them from here. The first one looks a little manish, but it meets the girls and beer requirement.

     

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    Started drinking at 9:30 this morning. Just woke up from my 'power nap' and getting into the liquor. Love being sick.

    I refuse to objectify women as the nature of this thread seems to be...
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    Rather join in with them saying, 'Hooray beer!'
    (I just abuse them bitches)
     
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    And oh my god I just bought a backpack for my Europe trip. Ladies and gentlemen, my name is ghettoastronaut and I am terminally white.

    Thank fuck I didn't buy it at MEC, though. I went into MEC and got sick of all the white girls who probably haven't carried more than 20 pounds on their back and who use umbrellas when it's drizzling gushing over their new purchases: "oh my gawd I love this backpack. Pockets galore!"
     
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    My wife is offering favors for mowing our property this weekend, so I'll be on the tractor with no beer. To make up for that though, here's the best waitress ever:
     

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    I love how the shot is set up like NO ONE NOTICES HER?
     
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    Isn't that photoshopped? I'd know for sure except I can see some shadows.

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    Doesn't necessarily look Photoshopped, but you never know, I guess.

    In any event... Decent tits.
     
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  14. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, I see she has a pen and a beer - I wonder where she's keeping the notepad.
     
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  15. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Well I've got a boring weekend ahead of me. I doubt I'll go out at all since I have a final on Monday. But, since I usually have a drink or two before I sit down to study(helps so much with staying focused) I'll be joining the circle jerk that is this thread! Time to start digging for beer/tits pictures.
     
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    Let's just end the debate here. Not 'shopped.
     

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    Nah, it still looks shopped. WHY IS SHE SO MUCH BRIGHTER THAN THE BACKGROUND.

    Seriously, though, for those pics I think you win this thread.
     
    #17 ghettoastronaut, May 7, 2010
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    I have a bottle of 153 that is calling my name. I just found out this morning that I have officially finished my degree. I got a new job offer on Tuesday. I have been with the same company for four years. It is going to be hard to leave, but I am getting a thirty percent raise, plus commissions, more bonuses, and more time off. I can't refuse it. Needless to say, I am about bouncing off the walls, and can't wait until I get off work.

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    Because they used a flash. I actually pulled it off, and the light source, shadow and most importantly IMO the hair is spot on. If that's a cut job it was a superb one.
     
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    Its my bday this Sunday so from Tuesday I've been on what I call my birthday bender...got ass on cinco de mayo and woke up with a girl in my bed today but nothing happened. i was still drunk when i woke up today
     
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