There is one photo of me on Facebook in which I am sober. One. And in said picture I've already been drinking, I just didn't drink much because it was the departmental picnic. But how could I resist a little Beer 30. Freshman year: The breast pocket of that jacket was the perfect size for a fifth. Sophomore year: Petty theft and gang signs. Junior year: The Asshole deals the cards. And no Senior year one pics. Halloween 2009's pictures are no longer on Facebook, or I might have one of me dressed as a hobo checking a guy dressed as a stripper cop into the ICU. While it seems like I'm an alcoholic, I apparently don't hang out with the type of people that (regularly) take cameras to parties. My drinking also dropped off tremendously once I was accepted into my degree program.