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The Drunk Thread Visualized

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by dubyu tee eff, Mar 7, 2012.

  1. numeric

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    There is one photo of me on Facebook in which I am sober. One. And in said picture I've already been drinking, I just didn't drink much because it was the departmental picnic. But how could I resist a little Beer 30.

    Freshman year: The breast pocket of that jacket was the perfect size for a fifth.
    Sophomore year: Petty theft and gang signs.
    Junior year: The Asshole deals the cards.
    And no Senior year one pics. Halloween 2009's pictures are no longer on Facebook, or I might have one of me dressed as a hobo checking a guy dressed as a stripper cop into the ICU.

    While it seems like I'm an alcoholic, I apparently don't hang out with the type of people that (regularly) take cameras to parties. My drinking also dropped off tremendously once I was accepted into my degree program.
     

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    This first one was at a buddy's birthday party in college. I think this is taken at the climax of the birthday song. It looks like I'm being punched in the nuts out of frame.


    This next one was on my birthday last year. We went up to a music festival in VT and some chick was tripping balls and playing with LED hula hoops, so I grabbed one and went to town for a while.


    I used to have some decent ones on Facebook from my college days, but I either deleted them or untagged myself in most of them a while back.
     

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    This is all amateur hour stuff. My best drunk picture was so good that my friends created an entire facebook group that is just them photoshopping it into various historic photos, movies screen shots, etc. Here is the best one:

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    The "Sexy" and the little cosmo looking drink were shopped onto the only copy they apparently have left, but I was definitely shirtless, holding a beer, with a cigarette hanging from my mouth, and a hard hat on my head. I asked the guy who took it, seems the original photo has been lost.
     
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    No defending it, but I was too drunk to know I was wearing a helmet until I saw the picture.
     

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    This is embarrassing and you will find out more about me than you wanted/needed to know but what the hell:

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    You know when you all get drunk and then a bunch of white people starting petting you?

     

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    Re: Re: The Drunk Thread Visualized


    Wait...... your black?
     
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    This was St Patrick's Day a year or two ago. When I saw the glasses on my face, I asked who put them on for the picture...and was informed I had been wearing them for hours. Yeah, I was sort of inebriated...
     

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    Playing the homeless man's drums at Dundas Square:

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    I did a very good job being Charlie Day the night of Halloween 2010. Zero recollection of this photo being taken.

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    My shoulder still has a scar from plowing into a doorframe at some point that night.
     
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    That chick on the left is marriage material
     
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    No explanation required for this, I think.
     

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    A New Year's Eve party where I got to play with some breast implants

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    Hammered at a house party.

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    Good lord, this has bad idea written all over it.



    I'm the one on the left in both very gay scenarios. Is this a competition because I think I just won.
     

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    From high school.

    Graduating high school. This is pretty early in the night, celebrating after I finished my IB exams. By the time we hit the bars I didn't last long.

    College. I like how one of our weird paki neighbors comes over while we're all smashed, quietly watches tv, then leaves.

    Almost finished with college.

    Recently.
     

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    Some Halloween. Being judged.At a "jersey shore" themed party, after botching some guys fake abs.Drunkenly playing rock band. In public.Must have been 15 or so. I'm still a lightweight, I'd like to think I handle it better,
    note: I'm the asian chick. Surprise.
     
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    This picture was taken of me when I was 19. It recently resurfaced on facebook. I had to untag myself. The day this was taken I had just won a beer bonging contest. It also looks like I had not washed my hair that month, and I may or may not have pissed my pants. The glory days.
     

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    Apologies for my terrible camerawork, I was kinda high at the time.


    I have a similar picture of hooker, so be sure to go bother her for permission to post it.
     
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    From 2 or 3 years ago? No justification.
     

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    Possibly the most embarrassing photo of me to ever reach facebook and the drunkest event can remember. Photo is so old that you can see the VHS collection in the background

    So high that I thought blue hair was a good idea
     

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