I didn't think I should post this in the NHL thread because it has nothing to do with current Hockey, if I'm wrong I hope the MODS will adjust it. FOCUS: If you were a member of the current Championship Hockey team what would you do with The Stanley Cup if you had it for just one day? I know Mario Lemieux let his kids play with it in the pool. (wouldn't that be bad for it??) I can't remember who specifically, but someone from the Rangers (you know this was a LONG TIME ago) brought it on the Howard Stern show and Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling took a deuce in it. I (having zero creativity) would bring it to a strip club. A really sweet one like The Purple Rhino in Vegas. There I would let hot strippers sip champagne out of it while I fondled them, I would probably make them try and hold it over their head while I slapped their ass as well.