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The Crazy Nastyass Drunk Thread! 2/25/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Feb 25, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    Dude, what the fuck. That actually happened in real life. I was out with my friends and needed to pee. God bless his heart, he tried. But he freaked out when a little pee splashed on and spilled all of it on me. We were in the car when that happened.
     
    #101 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    So at 3:30 or so this morning my Internet got shut off. I was initially told it was a windstorm issue. Called back for an eta and was told it was disconnected due to lack of payment. WTF? I have records of the payments. And the office I need to talk to isn't open until Monday. And it's a business account. Fuck I hate Telus.
     
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    Great, I have the worst psychic power ever.
     
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    I'll set up a PayPal fund.
     
    #104 DrFrylock, Feb 26, 2011
  5. Nettdata

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    Fuck that. Now implementing carrier pigeon protocol.
     
    #105 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
  6. hotwheelz

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    you're also gay with a pee fetish
     
    #106 hotwheelz, Feb 26, 2011
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    That's how it started for R Kelly too. A little "accidental" splash of urea.

    Then it becomes an obsession.


    Soon after, you're busted for dousing an underage girl like she was on fire.
     
    #107 scotchcrotch, Feb 26, 2011
  8. Dude

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    Pregaming and listening to dubstep and playing MW2.

    Breaking out the all red jordan 1's tonight.

    Yeaaaahhhh nigguh
     
    #108 Dude, Feb 26, 2011
  9. taste_my_rainbow

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    Wow, the internet makes people feel so... comfortable.

    I'm pretty sure my leg got peed on in the shower with a guy one time. He told me he was going to pee and it was a huge shower so I said go for it. There was plenty of room; he could have aimed away from me. Gross.

    *Actually, gross really isn't the right word. Ick. I'll go with ick. And I didn't say anything to him about it, I just stayed in the shower and washed again.
     
    #109 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 26, 2011
  10. Nettdata

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    Indeed.

    Carrier Pigeon didn't work. Failed to take into account the larger species. Eagles have caused signal failure.
     
    #110 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
  11. Crown Royal

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    I am still not convinced that is possible. I have literally heard static with more rhythm.
     
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    I have no idea what all that jabber means but I doubt it has anything to do with boobs, sex, alcohol or meat. So why are yall talking about it?
     
    #112 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 26, 2011
  13. Nettdata

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    Sorry. Guess we should go back to talking about being peed on in the shower.

    Was it a slow trickle, or was he pressure washing the grit from your legs?
     
    #113 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
  14. taste_my_rainbow

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    jabber (Noun)
    Rapid or incoherent talk, with indistinct utterance; gibberish.

    Foolish me, I didn't know jabber was also some computery thing.


    Oh, and dinner's ready.
     
    #114 taste_my_rainbow, Feb 26, 2011
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    Never thought "bloody packet" would be possible.
     
    #115 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
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    XMPP.

    Otherwise it's called Jibber Jabber.
     
    #116 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
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    I'm predicting an "eight quarters into the u-wash pressure wand" velocity. I full exterior detail, followed by cigarettes and tears.
     
    #117 Crown Royal, Feb 26, 2011
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    If you say foammy wand I'm hurling.
     
    #118 Nettdata, Feb 26, 2011
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    What you foos talking about?
     

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  20. dubyu tee eff

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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Try this out:

    It's a rough genre, I know, but to say there is no rhythm is silly. The "step" in dubstep is from 2-step...which is the rhythm involved in most of the tracks.

    I got pretty fucking shitty last night, so I'm thinking of taking it easy tonight. Plus, the only drinking option that has presented itself thus far has been going to an Indian club that plays house music. Which I think I'm good on.
     
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