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The be all end all Cereal thread. Oh it's here.

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by c_norris, Nov 6, 2009.

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Which of the more popular cereals is your favorite?

  1. Captain Crunch

    14 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. (Honey Nut) Cheerios

    26 vote(s)
    11.7%
  3. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

    42 vote(s)
    18.8%
  4. Cocoa puffs

    6 vote(s)
    2.7%
  5. Corn Flakes

    7 vote(s)
    3.1%
  6. Count Chocula

    5 vote(s)
    2.2%
  7. Froot Loops

    10 vote(s)
    4.5%
  8. Frosted Flakes

    20 vote(s)
    9.0%
  9. Frosted Mini-Wheats

    8 vote(s)
    3.6%
  10. Honeycomb

    6 vote(s)
    2.7%
  11. Lucky Charms

    14 vote(s)
    6.3%
  12. Raisin Bran (I hate my life)

    7 vote(s)
    3.1%
  13. Reese's Puffs

    15 vote(s)
    6.7%
  14. Rice Krispies

    4 vote(s)
    1.8%
  15. Shreddies

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. Sugar Crisp

    4 vote(s)
    1.8%
  17. Special K

    5 vote(s)
    2.2%
  18. Trix

    2 vote(s)
    0.9%
  19. Other

    28 vote(s)
    12.6%
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  1. Israel

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    Why the fuck isn't Fruity Pebbles on that list? It is the food of the gods, and I'll slit anyone's throat who says different.
     
  2. Judas

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    Honey Bunches of Oats isn't even on the fucking poll...and it is the best cereal ever made.

    I am disappointed.
     
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    38 votes for 22%, for fucking cinnamon toast crunch? Were you assholes abused as children? Jesus...

    A good cereal has sugar - lots of it, marshmallows, and cool shit on the box.

    Count Chocula for the win. You get to eat all the chocolatey crunchy pieces, saving the sugar motherload of marshmallows for the end, all while playing the games on mazes on the box. Then wash it all down with the chocolate milk at the end.
    Damnit, now I'm mad I can't find it around here anymore.

    And fuck BooBerry and the other bastard knockoffs. I hope whoever approved of those ideas cries himself to sleep every night. prick.
     
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    No. No. And no. It's only good with Almonds. And no milk.

    [​IMG]

    Has anybody tried the stuff with strawberries? I saw it when I was searching for a decent image and I'm curious...
     
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    Shit, I'm drunk and picked Cinnamon Toast Crunch when I meant to click Honey Nut Cheerios.

    And while Raisin Bran has sad pebble-raisins on failure flakes, Raisin Nut Bran is glorious.
     
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    Fuck Corn Pops. I had a traumatizing experience as a child where I was gleefully eating my Pops when one of them decided to lodge itself in my esophagus. Basically I proceeded to flip my shit so hard I couldn't even tell my parents what was wrong with me. After an arduous few minutes I managed to calm down enough to swallow it, but ever since then, no Corn Pops.

    I voted for Honey Nut Cheerios because while I normally consume only the most sugarlicious cereals, sometimes I need a break and Honey Nut Cheerios has that perfect balance of tasty honey goodness and pseudo-nutritiousness that I crave.
     
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    No, that's just your subconscious coming through to revel how you truly feel. Cinnamon Toast Crunch enlightens the taste buds and reminds one of all that is amazing about life. When I pass away, I plan to be buried in it.
     
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    I voted other since I don't usually eat cereal, but when I do it's this stuff:

    I wasn't able to find a picture of the Chocolate variety, which is the one I have. The Original flavour tastes like snot. You NEED to have milk in this, unless you like chewing on hard grains of what looks like bird seed. I don't think it's something you'd find in the U.S.

    It's high energy, low-fat, low sugar, etc..

    It also NEVER looks anything like the picture once you've made it.
     

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    No Crunchy Nut Cornflakes on the list? Maybe it's a Brit thing...

    [​IMG]

    I'm a big fan of taking a bowl of Rice Krispies and adding a handful of another cereal, so far nothing has topped my Krispies/Frosted Wheats concoction. I'll keep looking though.
     
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    I eat cereal twice a day and usually its Cocoa or Fruity Pebbles because the local CVS always has them on sale. Recently I picked up a box of Cookie Crisp Sprinkles, they are awesome.
     
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    If I didn't know what a vagina feels like, I'd probably eat that shit too.


    I'm with everyone who is disappointed about Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles not being on the poll. BLASPHEMY!

    Also, how the fuck has Life not been mentioned?
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    Freshman year of college, I had to get 50% of the dorm residents to sign a petition so I could get Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch in the cafeteria.

    Today, it's Kashi Go Lean Crunch, usually mixed with yogurt, or Musli I buy from the health food store with soy milk and a banana. I also prefer vanilla ice cream and the missionary position, but not in that order.
     
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    I'd add a vote for Fruity Pebbles. I loved Cocoa Pebbles as a kid, too, but just not as much.

    One cereal that I'm sure very few like, but for some unknown reason, I actually enjoy.

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    I don't have a good explanation. I like foods with a serious amount of crunch and these little bits of rock solid mass have a lot of crunch, at least until the milk turns it to goo, but those minutes beforehand, good stuff. I don't even know when or how I even tried these in the first place.
     
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    cocoa-frosted-flakes
     
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    My school's dining hall has had Captain Crunch Crunchberries for the last couple days and has successfully reminded me of the glory that is Crunchberries. While Fruity Pebbles remain the favorite, those crunchy berries will forever hold a place in my heart.
     
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    Grape Nuts are kind of blah cold, but they make a great hot cereal. Add honey.
     
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    I really hate stale cereal, of any kind.
     
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