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The be all end all Cereal thread. Oh it's here.

Discussion in 'All-Star Threads' started by c_norris, Nov 6, 2009.

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Which of the more popular cereals is your favorite?

  1. Captain Crunch

    14 vote(s)
    6.3%
  2. (Honey Nut) Cheerios

    26 vote(s)
    11.7%
  3. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

    42 vote(s)
    18.8%
  4. Cocoa puffs

    6 vote(s)
    2.7%
  5. Corn Flakes

    7 vote(s)
    3.1%
  6. Count Chocula

    5 vote(s)
    2.2%
  7. Froot Loops

    10 vote(s)
    4.5%
  8. Frosted Flakes

    20 vote(s)
    9.0%
  9. Frosted Mini-Wheats

    8 vote(s)
    3.6%
  10. Honeycomb

    6 vote(s)
    2.7%
  11. Lucky Charms

    14 vote(s)
    6.3%
  12. Raisin Bran (I hate my life)

    7 vote(s)
    3.1%
  13. Reese's Puffs

    15 vote(s)
    6.7%
  14. Rice Krispies

    4 vote(s)
    1.8%
  15. Shreddies

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  16. Sugar Crisp

    4 vote(s)
    1.8%
  17. Special K

    5 vote(s)
    2.2%
  18. Trix

    2 vote(s)
    0.9%
  19. Other

    28 vote(s)
    12.6%
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  1. c_norris

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    Bee happy, bee fucking delicious!
     
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    Cracklin Oat Bran.

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    Expensive as shit for a small box, but fucking delicious.

    I once ate 3/4ths of a box in one sitting when I was 8. I was taking massive shits all day.

    It took me forever to put two and two together, that after I ate the cereal that I would take shits because it was full of fiber and bran.
     
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    Marshmallow Safari: The Michael Jordan to Lucky Charms' Shawn Bradley.

    Cheaper than the more marketed boxed brand, and infinitely better. Win-win!
     
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    Yeah, poor people always think that.
     
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    Going by what I've eaten the most of in my life, I'd have to say Frosted Flakes. But right now I am on an Apple Jacks kick.
     
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    I remember this one on the old board, and I remember that I said the only cereal you will ever need is Dig Em's good ol' Sugar Smacks. In light of recent information that has come to my attention, this assumption turns out to be incorrect.

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    Frankenberry: The Only Cereal You Will Ever Need

    This is, simply put, a box of win. Imagine taking Cap'n Crunch, with Berries (because who gets Cap'n Crunch without the Berries. Terrible.) Then fill the bowl with the red berries. It sounds awesome already, I know, but then add motherfucking marshmallows. Then add the fact that it turns your fucking milk into motherfucking strawberry sugar-milk. It's a veritable orgy of awesometude in your mouth.

    I'm going to get some more right now,
     
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    Seriously Special K Red Berries is like the food of gods. I could live off of it for the rest of my life and be happy.
     
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    Honey Nut Cheerios is my go to cereal but I will also eat Crispix, and when I can find it I love Rice Krispie Treats Cereal. Nothing better than cutting up a banana and putting them in a bowl and pouring cereal and milk over it.
     
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    It's been forever since I've even seen a box, but many a fond childhood morning got started with a massive bowl of Waffle Crisp

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    Made by grannies so you know it's good.
     
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    Frosted Mini Wheats. The white ones. I'm such a racist.
     
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    I second that Cracklin' Oat Bran is delicious, but I choose Cocoa Krispies! Cinnamon Toast Crunch is good dry, but it gets all soggy and gross when you put it in milk.
     
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    how could you guys forget fruity pebbles?
     
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    Rice Krispies with a ton of sugar and some cut up bananas and strawberries is my ultimate cereal.

    There are cereals that I only like to eat as snacks like Frosted Flakes [I hate the way the milk ruins it].

    There are cereals that are only good with milk.

    Holy SHITTTT. My grandma took care of me for most of my life and that was the go-to cereal. I wish it were still around. So delicious.
     
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    Why the hell is Honey Bunches of Oats not an option?
    It's a staple of any well stocked pantry.

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    A favorite cereal discussion without Fruity Pebbles is like a party with no beer. What's the point?
     
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    Yes, Fruity Pebbles is the best cereal of all time. Anything that turns your milk neon colors is ok in my book.

    The only downside is that it gets soggy quickly. Typically I employ a 5-tiered approach to consumption - only pour enough cereal in the bowl at a time that can be eaten within a few minutes. Five refills usually does it.
     
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    How the fuck are those jaw-breaking, ass-flavored rocks called Cocoa Puffs on the list, but the deliciously crunchy and flavorful Cocoa Pebbles didn't make the cut?

    Little cocoa flakes that, when just lightly kissed with ice cold milk, create a symphony of light crunch and fabulous texture that make your tastebuds have multiple orgasms. WHO WOULD CHOOSE THOSE COCOA SHIT BALLS OVER THAT?!

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    I like fruity pebbles over Cocoa but hey all the same to me! They are delicious!
     
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    God I love Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Sometimes I'll be at the grocery and see apple jacks or something for super cheap and I'll get that. Then a few days later I'll be sitting there eating a bowl of it and think, "What the fuck! I want some mother fucking cinnamon toast crunch, not this apple shit."

    One time after a wrestling match back in high school I ate a whole box of it. I hadn't really eaten all week trying to cut weight and all I was thinking about was Cinnamon Toast Crunch. After I got home I fucking downed that whole thing while smoking weed with friends. They were all like, "Dude, let me have a bowl." And I was all like, "Go to hell"
     
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