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The Ballsack Wedding

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by lust4life, Jul 2, 2012.

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  1. lust4life

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    So, Ballsack tied the nutsack this weekend (congrats!), providing us with the opportunity for funny instead of idiotic for a change.

    Focus: You're invited to the wedding. What gift do you bestow upon the happy couple?

    Alt. Focus: Over/under in months when this union blows up like a poodle in a microwave.
     
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    According to the rep he left me, I'm supposed to give him a rimjob and call him my uncle.
     
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    A vasectomy.

    It's a win-win, really. He doesn't seem like a guy who likes kids, and this world certainly doesn't need his demon spawn scurrying about.
     
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    His and her designer sheets, obviously:

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    Re: Re: The Ballsack Wedding

    I was thinking designer sheets looked like this

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    $16000.
     
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    I'd give an 8-ball of some uncut blow.
     
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    A set of fancy silver hand mirrors would get some good use I think. Oh, and maybe a nice NAACP bumper sticker for his BMW.
     
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    This shit again? How many threads do we need devoted exclusively to Ballsack's personal life?
     
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    Well what is going on in your life Trake? Give us some material and I'm sure everyone would happily make fun of you instead.
     
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    Maybe a nice mezuza for their home?


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    And the number of a good mohel, should maybe they be fruitful and multiply, and be blessed with a nice boy, B'ezrat HaShem?
     
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    *ahem rambling* In the mean time, I thought a set of pewter spoons would make a lovely wedding gift, or perhaps a gift card to a Big 'n' Tall store.
     
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    Yep, you're gonna need that:
    [rnsfw]Seriously, don't open this.
    I warned you.
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    I recommend Stihl or Husqvarna.
     
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