What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? 20 hours Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? Nope. Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? She's not my type. Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No. What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. Vibrator and handcuffs. Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) Driving drunk. I'm dumb, I know. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? Didn't watch porn back in those days. How long was your longest dryspell? Self-imposed two months of celibacy in an attempt to slow my roll. Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? Nope. How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 19. I was pretty drunk, but I recall it being enjoyable. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? Teleportation. My man lives halfway across the country and it would make things easier for the next few months. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? First night after I moved away from home. I was so homesick. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? Thank the Lord, no. If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? Natalie Portman. What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? I always ask my dude to slap my ass when we're in bed. One time he asked me to slap him back. My hand was on his face, so I just assumed that was where he wanted to be slapped. It wasn't... Luckily, he thought it was hilarious. Also payback for him slamming my head into the wall the night before. What was your absolute worst sexual experience? A 4 inch dick. What is the moment you wish you could forget most? Any time I cry. I hate crying in front of people. Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Jamie Lidell. What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? None of them. If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Cheese, please. If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Booze. If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Hell no. What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? A photo of my grandparents. Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. Sup, Diablo? Fuck/ Marry/ Kill 3 TIBers. Diablo/More Cowbell/? What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? 4 or 5? You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? My Papa. I miss that man. Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? Bacon iPhone? I'm pretty upset. What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? Scream. Still haven't watched it. How old are you? 20. How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? A year. Who is the oldest Mod? Nettdaddy. But he has a trampoline, so he's young at heart. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? Montreal. It's where my dream school is. Why aren't you living there? It's not August yet. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Michael Bay If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be? Sonic. How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? Weed and ecstasy. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? No, but some of my friends' significant others are shitty people. Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? Nope. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? Yeah, I wear guys jeans. They fit my little bum better. You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? Take all my friends and family to Greece and relax. What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? I like being tied up/handcuffed. That's not really freaky though. Also, standard roleplay stuff. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? I'm switching from retail to student soon. Do you like yourself? I'm a good kid. Who are your three favorite posters here and why? Meh. Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? Meh. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? Teen Mom. If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? I want bigger feet. What's your next meal? Apple Cinnamon Cheerios. Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? Internet. What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? Masturbate. What's your sport? Basketball and hockey. What was your lowest moment in life? Being a bitch to my ex. I still feel bad. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? Getting into my dream school. What is your greatest vice? "Bastard behaviour" and everything that includes. What person do you most admire, and why? Rob Dyer. He's the most genuine guy and works so hard to raise cancer prevention awareness. What's a fictional character that you relate to? I rarely read fiction, so I'm going with the cop-out answer of Holden Caulfield. What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? Jenni-who. In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? Early high school nickname. What is your biggest regret in life? Not spending more time with my Papa when he was in the hospital. It was too sad for me to go, but now I wish I would have. If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? Cabin Fever. If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? Doggy Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? ChiChi the bunny, Kitty the kitty and Rabies the raccoon. They're all at my parents' house. If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell Rum What would you name it? It'd be in a bottle shaped like a raccoon. Raccoon Rum. If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? Easter weekend. Best weekend ever. What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? How they're dressed. Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? My pink Coach purse. It's pretty heavy. It could knock some zombies out. New: What do you drive?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? About 8 hours. Two different fuck buddies. Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? No. Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? Shit yeah, I'm a star fucker. Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No, I think that territory is more explored by the ladies. What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. A pink vibrating cock ring that my girlfriend bought me for my birthday. It's awesome. Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) I was a club ecstasy dealer for about 6 months at one stage. Didn't get caught (somehow). Also driving while intoxicated under a myriad of substances as many posters before me. Stupid. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? 30GBs? I still prefer downloading it, 'cause the quality is better. How long was your longest dryspell? A couple of months when I stopped clubbing. Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? No. I don't think I would. How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 19. I was a fat kid and finally stuck it in a girl when I dropped some weight. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? Invisibility; purely for personal gain. You could guide roulette balls to your desired number, eavesdrop on conversations... Awesome. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? Causing an accident with a taxi when I was 18. I got sued for $10,000 for what was essentially a scrape up the side. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No... Thank fuck! If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? The tranny from There's Something About Miriam. Biologically they're still a dude, right? What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? I threw my back out while fucking a girl once. "GET OFF ME!" "ARRGGHHH I CAN'T!" What was your absolute worst sexual experience? A cold fish I hooked up with once. She was so unenthusiastic about my obviously awesome jackhammering that it made me soft. What is the moment you wish you could forget most? When I was 15 I got drunk, passed out and pissed my pants in front of everyone at the party. My friends still bring it up 8 years later. Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Lisa Lampanelli. She's a female comedian who is actually funny. What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? WYSIWYG. If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? I don't butter my sandwiches, so cheese. If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Grog. If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Get that bearded mouth over here, old man! What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? I'm at work. My coffee mug? Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. jennitalia, just for the name. What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? I was a frequently attempter of the beat-your-age game in highschool. I think I almost got it. You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? Osama, so I could kill him again. Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? Bacon keyboard! ARGH! What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? Death Becomes Her. It's not as bad as I used to think. How old are you? 23 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? He's out? Who is the oldest Mod? Who the fuck knows. They're probably lying about their age. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? Las Vegas. Looks like my kind of place for debauchery. Why aren't you living there? I owe the bank too much money. Plus I like Australia. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? I line up all 3 behind each other, Oprah in front. I bury the gun in between her tits and hope it makes it out the other side. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be? Princess Peach. How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? Weed, ecstasy, ketamine, speed, acid, DMX. I liked them all except DMX. I don't like weed that much and react badly to it. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? Yes, lazy fucking stoner, do something with your life! Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? Probably, but I don't know it. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? There are pictures of me drunk in a dress somewhere. You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? The biggest drug bender of my life. What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? I'm pretty vanilla. Just a quick deuce on my face and I'm golden. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? Something more creative than my current IT job. Maybe an online content producer. Do you like yourself? More or less. Who are your three favorite posters here and why? ballsack. He's a funny fuck. As for the other two, no one in particular. Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? ballsack. He's an annoying fuck. As for the other two, no one in particular. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? The Bigger Loser. If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? A smaller cock! Jokes aside, I want more muscular arms. But I'm not that prepared to do anything about it. What's your next meal? Chicken pasta bake. Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? I'm beginning to regret it, I didn't realise it was so long! What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? Punch Beiber in the face. What's your sport? Racketball. What was your lowest moment in life? Cheating on my girlfriend and getting caught by her. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? Moved out of my shit-hole home town and into a sweet arse apartment in the city. What is your greatest vice? Alcohol/drugs What person do you most admire, and why? Ricky Gervais. He's a funny bloke who sticks by his principles. What's a fictional character that you relate to? I dunno. Garfield? He hates Mondays too. What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? The first 4 characters of my sirname, followed by "ie". In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? I don't quite remember. What is your biggest regret in life? Not trying in high school. I could have gone further than I have. If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? Spice World. If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? Missionary. Titties! Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? Some bear when I was 4. I have no idea what happened to it and don't really care. If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell Vodka. Easy to sell to everyone. What would you name it? Vodkeg. It would be keg size. If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? 10 years ago, and use my knowledge of the future for immense personal gain. What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? A pretty face. Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? A metal monitor stand. What do you drive? A 2001 Holden VX Commodore. It's way too much car for the city. I'm thinking of selling it. New: Shaved, styled or sasquatch?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? 10-12 hours Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? Yes, speeds in excess of 100mph and while intoxicated Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? any day Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? yeah, but I did not get what she promised. What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. Nothing really, my wife has a few vibrators but nothing exciting Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) Rolling back odometers, making cars go away, selling drugs thats about it. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? 30GBs? None,I did not have a computer in my home until 2003 How long was your longest dryspell? a little over 5 months Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? No How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 20, with a girl I met in a country bar, I was drunk but I think I did. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? I would control the weather, it would make hunting and fishing better for me and worse for those I despise. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? I don't have one defining moment Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? Kevin Spacey What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? an audiologist from chicago badly bruised and tore up my dick with her teeth while attempting to blow me What was your absolute worst sexual experience? having girls kids walk in and freak out What is the moment you wish you could forget most? Friend who died in the VA hospice and all the suffering that went with it Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Kathy Bates What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? chupacabres If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Cheese, goat cheese If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Tobacco If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? not a chance What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? Saltwater fishing reels, I keep them in my office because it is pretty secure Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. Taste-my-rainbow What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? maybe 4 You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? Pat Tillman, because he got fucked for being selfless Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? desk What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? Faces of Death, 25 How old are you? 39 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? 8 months 1 day Who is the oldest Mod? Net has to be, just based on time frames that he uses from past jobs and experiences If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? on the ocean Why aren't you living there? because I have not convinced my wife You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Oprah, but in the leg so I can see her fat jiggle. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be?. not a clue How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? meth, coke, crack, heroin, weed and some perscription stuff, they only one I really did not like was weed. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? No Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? the bellringer joke while very drunk Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? no You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? Fish Baja What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? I would like to bang a nasty crack head hooker on the hood of my truck If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? General Contractor, from loan officer Do you like yourself? Yeah Who are your three favorite posters here and why? no clue Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? who cares What's your favorite guilty pleasure? TMZ a few times a day If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? better teeth What's your next meal? Sashimi Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? work is slow What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time?catch fish What's your sport? to watch football to do fishing What was your lowest moment in life? realizing I needed to check into rehab and I had to make changes What do you feel is your greatest achievement? still being alive What is your greatest vice? I get addicted to everything What person do you most admire, and why? my grandmother, nothing ever gets her down, she is 95 and refuses to stop living What's a fictional character that you relate to? poseiden What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? just my first name In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? from a Cops episode, Frank Dewercs, it is screwed spelled backwards What is your biggest regret in life? not one in particular, just a lot If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)?not a movie but Buffy the Vampire Slayer fucking hate that show. If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? doggie Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? no, but my cat sleeps with me If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell Vodka. probably tequila, it is the money maker in this area What would you name it? BMFER If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? 70 years ago, the ocean had more and bigger fish What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? body Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? a candle and a bearing, no. What do you drive? 2006 chevy silverado, extra cab, silver Shaved, styled or sasquatch? shaved New Question- How much cash do you have on you right now?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? 3-4 hours Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? No Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? no Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. Lube Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) Not that I want to tell you about. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? 30GBs? None How long was your longest dryspell? 6 months-deployed Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? No How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 14, I sure had a good time, don't know if she did If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? Eternally 29 What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? returning from Afghanistan, alive and not in a box Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? The Rock What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? Rhino cock What was your absolute worst sexual experience? having a woman blow me under a blanket on her couch, her 8 yr old walked in as she was swallowing and saw her head come out from under the blanket What is the moment you wish you could forget most? The way that the inside/burning of a human body smells Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Frieda What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? bigfoot If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? cheese If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? booze If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? sure What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? my iPhone Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. Gennitalia What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? 6-8 You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? Donald Giovanini Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? my desk. What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? Hellraiser-13 How old are you? 33 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? 45 days Who is the oldest Mod? Net If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? Seattle-my favorite place on Earth!! Why aren't you living there? because I moved, to Ohio, and then back to LA. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Beck. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be?. Chun-Li How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? Weed Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? No Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? told an ex-gf's sister that I wanted to nail her. Didn't go well. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? no You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? Move back to Seattle What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? I want to participate in a gang bang of an ex, want to watch her just lose control and be a dirty whore. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? VA policeman, from a maintenance guy Do you like yourself? Yes Who are your three favorite posters here and why? no idea Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? no idea What's your favorite guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? lose 20lbs What's your next meal? fried rice Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? work is slow What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time?what'syour sport?[/b] Have sex, and football What was your lowest moment in life? sitting at gas station in Seattle, drunk wanting to suicide by cop because I was depressed What do you feel is your greatest achievement? went back to school What is your greatest vice? smoking What person do you most admire, and why? my dad. best man I've ever known What's a fictional character that you relate to? none What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? my middle name In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? used to be part of my work What is your biggest regret in life? that I am in a relationship that I know is with the wrong woman, the right one lives in Tucson, and I am too much of a chickenshit to do anything about it. If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? Nacho Libre If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? doggie Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? no If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell Vodka. beer What would you name it? Good beer If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? Roman Empire-gladiators What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? body Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? coffee cup, and no What do you drive? 2006 extended cab Nissan Titan 4x4 Shaved, styled or sasquatch? shaved How much cash do you have on you right now? 5 bucks fastest you've had sex after first meeting them?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? Not counting threesomes, around 4 hours. Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? No. Would you do it with Bill Gates if given the opportunity? Not if I'm not getting anything out of the deal (like cash). Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. A large purple double ended vibrator. Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) Drove home incredibly drunk once, it was a shitty feeling. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? No clue but it wasn't much. How long was your longest dryspell? somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 months Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? No. How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? I was almost 17. Considering he stuck it in my butt with no warning, no. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? I'd be invisible because I'm nosy as fuck. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? The first steps my brother took after his spinal cord injury. They said if he lived, he'd be in a vegetative state for the rest of his life and he walked out of rehab 5 months later. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No but I've heard them. If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? Sandra Bullock What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? The aftermath of a severe spanking. What was your absolute worst sexual experience? dick in the butt with no warning What is the moment you wish you could forget most? being abused by a boyfriend in high school. Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Jerry Springer. What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? Stem cell research (not sure if that falls into fringe science or not though) If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Can I choose cheese and still have margarine? Margarine sucks but it would be better than picking butter but having no cheese. If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Booze If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Fuck. No. What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? My dog. Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. dewercs Fuck/ Marry/ Kill 3 TIBers. dewercs/nettdaddy/dubanite What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? No idea... maybe 4 - 5? You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? my grandmother - she died when I was 9 and I would love to know her as an adult Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? Bacon mouse! I have back ups. What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? None, I loved scary movies. I watched Cujo when I was 5. How old are you? 29 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? 164 days, 7 hours, 51 minutes Who is the oldest Mod? probably Nettdaddy If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? either Savannah, Wilmington or Charleston - I just love old Southern coastal towns Why aren't you living there? That's a complicated explanation. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Beck. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be? no fucking idea How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? weed, X, coke (in weed) - I love X, weed just makes me hungry and sleepy. The weed with the coke in it made me hallucinate and get sick. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? In my close circle, no. Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? Not to my knowledge. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? yes - Ranger panties You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? The Louvre, pyramids at Giza, Machu Picchu What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? Yall aren't ready to hear that... If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? I either want to own a bakery or a bed & breakfast. I'm currently an esthetician. Do you like yourself? Most of the time Who are your three favorite posters here and why? no idea Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? no idea What's your favorite guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? thinner thighs and my ass more bubbly What's your next meal? breakfast for dinner Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? just because What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? play with my dog what's your sport? college basketball What was your lowest moment in life? I was really depressed and hadn't slept in almost two days, I showed up at my parents house at 5AM and asked for help. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? eh, don't care to share that one What is your greatest vice? smoking What person do you most admire, and why? my brother. even being paralyzed he still gets out of bed every morning and doesn't complain (much) What's a fictional character that you relate to? no clue What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? there are several: Doodlebug, Zoo, Brooke Shields In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? I like Skittles and the sexual innuendo appeals to me. What is your biggest regret in life? not going to school for what I really want to If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? The Princess Bride If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? cowgirl Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? yes, a teddy bear I named Snuggles - still have it, nose and half of an eye are long gone If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell vodka What would you name it? Squish If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? the 80's - they rocked What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? teeth Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? a handblown drinking glass - probably not What do you drive? VW Beetle Shaved, styled or sasquatch? shaved How much cash do you have on you right now? none fastest you've had sex after first meeting them? about two hours New: Summer, Spring, Fall or Winter? Fall How do you take your coffee? black, sugar in the raw, no cream
This thread is getting too fucking long. I am putting off doing other shit though so here goes: What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? 30-40 minutes. Classy and clean (now), ladies. Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? Once, sort of. Cuffed and taken to the station by campus police when I was in school for smoking pot in public and having dumb friends. Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? Hell yes. I'm all about novelty sex. Plus I've got a new thing for old ladies that kinda creeps me out but kinda doesn't. Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. I guess lube? Hardly kinky though. Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) I have to lock my keys in the trunk if I drive somewhere and plan to drink a lot. I've proven to myself that I am an irresponsible asshole once I'm not conscious. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? A few videos tops. <1/10th of a gig? How long was your longest dryspell? 6 months. Although for like 9 months now living back at home I've been having sex about once a month tops which feels like an endless dry spell. (Every once in a while I cave and call a the same old hook up that I have no interest in and shouldn't see for a variety of reasons). Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? No How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 19, it was OK. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? I think telekinesis would be a blast. Plus I'd be damn good at roulette then, which is easily the most fun game in a casino for someone with a raccoon's attention span like me. And I'd stop leaving balls a foot short of the cup. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? I feel like I don't really have a moment like this, which is depressing. I did once have sex below the statue on top of the little mountain that overlooks San Sebastian, Spain, with a French girl that I picked up using my shitty ass Spanish that happened to be the only language we had in common. I felt pretty cool then. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? Kurt Russell. Is it gay that it didn't take me ANY time to think of an answer? What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? Does it burning while I pee count as an injury? What was your absolute worst sexual experience? Actually relates to the first question. After having sex with the first of two fuckbuddies, I immediately left and went to the other, who was overweight by a good 20 or 25 pounds but gave really exceptional head plus I was REALLY shameless back then. I came inside her during sex and pulled out to find a broken condom. She was not on any sort of birth control, and I of course freaked out over the possibility of knocking up a fat girl. I was a dick about it too, which I regret. What is the moment you wish you could forget most? No one moment - but I used to act like an asshole to a lot of girls (see above), and I did quite a few things I regret and wish I could take back. Live and learn though, I'm kinda nice now. Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Uh? No one really coming to mind here, which I guess makes me either an ass or sleepy. What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? None. If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Cheese If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Tobacco. I stopped smoking the occasional drunk cigarette anyway. If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Not enough money. I'd do it for a good bit more I think, but fuck, that would be weird. I think all of you who say yes quickly haven't tried ACTUALLY thinking about it. What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? Since this seems to be directed toward a physical item - I'd say my computer, connects me to so much information that's way more useful than a TV or whatever. Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. Frank, but only if he's wearing that super hot dork shirt. What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? 3, I think. You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? Paul Newman, because he was a BAMF, and I like his salad dressing. Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? The armchair I am sitting in. I could go for a bacon chair. What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? Oh man, definitely child's play. That shit scared the hell out of me almost nightly until I was 12 and watched it. I love horror movies now though. How old are you? 23 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? Recidivism is for slackers. Who is the oldest Mod? If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? I've been trying to get a job in NYC for a few months now - but I'd only want to live there for a few years. I could see living on the beach somewhere awesome like Colombia as more of a lifestyle move. Why aren't you living there? Because I'm an upper middle class pussy tied to the safety of a job and whatever idea of a career I am pursuing, unwilling to take major risks and unwilling to disappoint my parents (for now). You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Beck, or myself. I suppose it would depend on how long am I supposed to be locked in this room. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be?. Hm, so the guy above me said Chun-Li, which got me thinking about how flexible Dhalsim would be, and what kind of crazy Kama Sutra moves he might know. Yoga fire indeed. Uhhhh. How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? I like pot and mushrooms. Coke's kinda useless, but I think I've only had shitty coke. I'd probably try ecstasy because I secretly want to be a club rat. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? No Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? Not really. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? No. You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? Spend a good week or so with my family, then off to a beach somewhere fun and foreign to party the rest of the time. What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? I think I would enjoy being tied up and having no control, because I normally take charge and dictate the pace of things. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? I would love to run a little hostel/hotel on a beach somewhere exotic. I'd be switching from real estate. Do you like yourself? Yes, most of the time. I get frustrated with the way I act from time to time, though. Who are your three favorite posters here and why? Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? What's your favorite guilty pleasure? 80s pop like Prince. Also, dancing poorly to 80s pop like Prince. If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? I'm not short, but I think I'd like to be a couple inches taller. What's your next meal? A yogurt and maybe a banana. I don't really do breakfast but like to eat a little something in the morning. Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? I'm not sure. It's REALLY fucking long at this point. What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? Sex would be nice, because that would be a HUGE change of pace from the way things have been going lately. what'syour sport?[/b] Skiing, golf. What was your lowest moment in life? Eh. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? I'm only 23. Working on it. What is your greatest vice? Procrastination. What person do you most admire, and why? What's a fictional character that you relate to? What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? None. In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? Toejam of Toejam and Earl: Panic on Funkotron. I think I found my old sega genesis around the same time I made this username. What is your biggest regret in life? Right now - not being willing to take a risk and just try something in college career wise, so I sort of drifted to where I am now. If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? Anchorman, with the addition of a ton of people telling me how damn funny it is the whole time. It isn't. If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? Missionary, for sure. Always works the best for me. Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? No. If you could instantly start up a new alcohol company would type of booze would you sell? Whiskey, rye or bourbon. What would you name it? Not that creative. If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? Fuck that. Why would I want to go back to a time when things were less convenient? Do you realize how dependent we are on cell phones? Holy shit, I don't know how I would find ANYONE without a cell phone. What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? I always look at the face first, but this is obviously a case-by-case kind of thing. Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? Uh, universal remote? It is kind of hefty for a remote. What do you drive? Honda civic, it's a real speed machine. Shaved, styled or sasquatch? I'm not very particular, as long as it's not a super bush. How much cash do you have on you right now? $0. I had exactly the right amount of money to split the check at lunch today. It was awesome. Fastest you've had sex after first meeting them? About an hour and a half. Driving home across the country at the end of college I stopped to visit my cousin and managed to pick up a couple of girls for us within 4 hours of arriving. State school girls are easy. Introspection time: why do you spend time reading and posting to this message board when it is clearly a waste of time? What about it appeals to you, or what do you get from it?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? About an hour. I was visiting a fuck buddy in DC who randomly lived about 5 doors down from my long time ex girlfriend who still wanted me back. Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? Yes, underage possession of alcohol, possession of a fake id, drunk in public, weed possession. 4 different occasions. Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? Yea. I'd bang a lot of ugly famous chicks just to for the story. Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? Sort of. I liked her a lot and had a huge crush on her for a while. But after I realized we wouldn't work as a couple and could actually be very good platonic friends, I persisted with her (we hung out for about a month before we slept together. I was dating other girls though) because she was insanely hot and knew a ton of other hot girls. I thought it would make me appear more desirable to other girls. It did, as the girl who I dated next (for 2 years, until about yesterday) told me. What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. Handcuffs. I'm boring. Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) I've driven blacked out of my skull countless times. But I've bought and consumed cocaine in the streets of south and central countries with locals. I had a gun pointed at my head once because of this. Posted about it on the RMMB. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? It was my parents computer, and it was a ton. I don't really know gigabites, but it fucked their computer up bad. How long was your longest dryspell? My girlfriend at the time took a class in Europe for a month once. So, a month. Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? Yes. On a bunch of coke in Costa Rica with 4 buddies. Two of us got hookers. They were Dominican, spoke little english, and were incredibly hot. We were in a bar and about 6 smoking hot hookers walked in. I had a girlfriend at the time (of about 6 years at that point), and two of my buddies actually bet about whether or not I would do it without me knowing. How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 18. We lost our virginity together, were in love, and ended up together (on and off) for almost 8 years (started when I was 15/16). It was the perfect way to lose the virginity, but I lasted about 2 seconds. So yes and no on the enjoyment part. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? I would fly. I've always wanted that. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? I don't have one. So answering this would be a lie. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No. If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? Brad Pitt? I have no idea. I'd prefer someone small and feminine but I can't think of any right now. He's attractive and not too big and manly. What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? My back locked up. I literally couldn't move and was frozen butt as naked in a weird position on the bed. What was your absolute worst sexual experience? Girl asked me to get extremely rough/borderline abuse her thinking she would like it, then started crying hysterically. What is the moment you wish you could forget most? There's not one thing I want to forget. There's been a lot of terrible things, but I've learned a lot from all of them. Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Oprah. I respect that crazy broad. She's overcome some shit and has done a lot. What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? Absolutely none. If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Cheese. Easily. Duh. If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Tobacco. I smoke a couple cigarettes a year, and dip on rare occasions. I almost always immediately regret doing either. Giving up coffee or booze would probably kill me. If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Fuck off. What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? My computer? Nothing sentimental in here, and my computer has stuff on it that couldn't be replaced. Mostly school stuff and pictures. Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. shegirl? I like her posts. I haven't seen pictures of any attractive girls, sorry ladies. Oh yea, nevermind - Roxanne. Totally forgot about her. She's got me all sorts of hot and bothered. Does annabananna post here? Fuck/ Marry/ Kill 3 TIBers. Roxanne/nah/dubanite What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? Ha, probably 5. High school was weird... You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? my grandmother - she was amazing, and my sisters and some younger cousins didn't get to know her well. Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? My bed comforter. AWESOME! What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? None. How old are you? 26 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? He's there right now. Who is the oldest Mod? Shegirl's sandbagging it and is probably like 45 or something. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? Tamarindo, Costa Rica. Incredible town with great surf (for me...nothing crazy big or dangerous, just great long rollers), amazingly hot local girls, an existing American presence (not overwhelming, but they're around), just great place. Why aren't you living there? I'm a pussy? I don't know, I want to live a simple life selling tacos, surfing all day, and married to a girl who speaks broken english. But I also like being around my family and friends, and making lots of money in cutthroat corporate America. And the latter is easier. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Beck. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be? Pre-1995? Uh...one of the chicks in Mortal Kombat. She was so hot looking with a mask, but then apparently had a lizard face. Whatever, details. How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? weed, shrooms, coke, opium, hash, every pharmaceutical ever (eh..didn't like all of them). I'm pretty sure there's more. I just haven't done heroine, crack, exctasy, or acid. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? No. That's stupid. Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? I'm sure. I've blacked out a lot in my life. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? No. You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? My closest 30 friends would take a month of from work and we would party. What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? I'm just not a huge freak. I love dirty, weird, fun sex, but rarely anything too freaky. Does role playing count? Female doctor role playing then. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? I have this weird desire to sell tacos. But I'm also in a top MBA program right now, and have been considering some of the high paying consulting jobs our program puts people into. But I still don't really know what the fuck that is. I honestly like my job as Project Manager in the ship repair industry. Such a different and cool job. Do you like yourself? Love myself. Although I've broken the heart of two different girls that I love dearly, and that those instances made me hate myself for a while. Who are your three favorite posters here and why? I like a lot, but couldn't name 3 favorite. Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? There's probably about 3 that I can't stand, but I recognize avatars, not names, usually. Oh yea, Durbanite is at the top of that list. Oh yea, Crown Royal as well, but as annoying as a lot of his posts are, some of them are awesome as well. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? Ke$ha. Omigod, can't believe I just admitted that. If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? Ah. Changing anything would be a bad idea. (sorry, I know). What's your next meal? 2 fried eggs in the morning. Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? Can't sleep, and wanted to ask myself some random questions. There's honestly a 50% chance that I'll delete this and not post it. I've done that a lot lately with some really long posts. What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? drink a beer what's your sport? lacrosse baby. What was your lowest moment in life? Either getting kicked out of college after two days, or right now trying to decided if I'm going to stay with or break the heart of the girl who is absolutely perfect for me. Long long story there. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? Not one achievement, but I am absolutely crushing work right now (I can't go half a day without the various people I deal with at work commenting on this) while attending a very good MBA program w/ straight A's at night. What is your greatest vice? drinking. hot girls are a close second. And those two are so prevalent that a third isn't even in sight. What person do you most admire, and why? I admire a lot of people for a lot of different reasons. And I can't rank those virtues above or below each other. What's a fictional character that you relate to? I seem to find a way to relate to almost any fictional character in a work of art that I enjoy. What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? Geo (short for George), Murph (shit, I see what I'm doing here), or The Kid. In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? I couldn't think of a name and then I remembered about an old punk band that I never even really listened to, but like their name. This was it. What is your biggest regret in life? not going to school for what I really want to If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? The Godfather or Big Lebowski. If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? Missionary. Fuck off. It feels great, and in my experience it's the best way to be intimate and passionate with someone you're in love with - which is always better than randoms. Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? When I was a kid. I don't remember what they were. I think there was a panda and a teddy bear. But I usually knocked them to the floor when it was time to snooze. If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell scotch What would you name it? My middle name. It's awesome, but I just can't give out my entire full name in this post. If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? late 60's, San Francisco. You know why. Fuck you ballsack. What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? face. Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? A remote control...fuck. Why the left, seriously? That question earlier about the bacon was to the left. Within 2.5 feet of me to the right I have a 9mm pistol, 12 gauge shotgun, samurai sword, beer, my waller, lamp, both a droid and a blackberry smartphone, lube, condoms, gerber knife, a biggie cd, a book on sex, a book on negotiating, a book of descartes best essays, a porn dvd, j crew catalogue, ball of hash, lighter, notepad, $500 cash, passport, tons of ammo, a pen, dice, and a night stand my grandfather made himself. That's the absolute truth. All things more useful than this fucking remote control to my left. What do you drive? 2006 F-150 Shaved, styled or sasquatch? styled How much cash do you have on you right now? I'm in gym shorts. But I have $518 cash within reach. fastest you've had sex after first meeting them? 20 minutes. Summer, Spring, Fall or Winter? Summer. Check the avatar, yo. How do you take your coffee? I like my coffee like I like my men...Hot and black. Truth. Of course, I used that line at a formal dinner party at a friend's parent's house. My 3 friends laughed hysterically, crickets among the 15 other people. why do you spend time reading and posting to this message board when it is clearly a waste of time? What about it appeals to you, or what do you get from it? I don't spend a lot of time here, and don't post much. But, I love the random ass conversation topics on here and people's varying opinions on them. Honestly, I will peruse this site before a date to find interesting conversation topics. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Circumstances please. Would you have consentual sex with a really member of the opposite sex who was between 15-17? Do you honestly like your job? If no, why stay?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? About 7-8 hours. Morning sex then got lucky at the bar that night. Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? No Would you do it with Martha Stewart if given the opportunity? It would be a good story, so sure. Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. I guess my bong? Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) Driven drunk and high...at the same time. Terrible terrible idea. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? Probably a gig or two. How long was your longest dryspell? Not sure...if I had to guess I'd say about 6 months. I have a terrible memory Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? No How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 15. Even though it couldn't have lasted more than a minute, angels sang. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? Reading minds. I'd love to see how other people see the world, unfiltered. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? Hard to pick just one. When my little sister was born. I was 9 but having a younger sibling seemed like the coolest thing ever to me. Getting into NYU. When I got into my PhD program here and my dad was so happy he shed a couple of tears. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? God dammit why did someone ask this question. Yes. They were under the covers but my mom peeked her head out from under them and was obviously on top of pop. Maybe giving him a beej dklfsjvlskjf. If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? That guy who came on Howard Stern for having a ridiculously small penis. I figure it would be the only way it wouldn't be a horrifically traumatizing experience. What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? Recurring tendonitis from having sex with a fat girl and attempting to pick her up. What was your absolute worst sexual experience? See previous answer. What is the moment you wish you could forget most? There are plenty of things I wish didn't happen but I don't think I want to forget anything. Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Christ how am I supposed to name one? There have been so many incredible female politicians, musicians, scientists, etc. who weren't traditionally attractive. What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? Absolutely none. I'm a pretty hardcore materialist. If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Cheese. If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Tobacco. I gave it up recently so it's easy to give up something I already stopped doing. If it's something I still use, then caffeine. If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Ugh. I'm so poor...I want to say no but if the cash was on the table I might consider it. What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? Definitely this computer. So many important documents, music, pictures, etc. Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. Hooker and AnnaBanana when they used to post. Now I guess taste_my_rainbow because I'm obsessed with big tits. What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? I think 3-4. You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? Carl Gauss. Almost every branch of mathematics was moved forward lightyears by this one guy. Since math is the most important and most difficult subject in the world, I'd love to see what he could do with all the additional developments that have been made since his time. Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? A bottle of water. Not fucked at all, quite happy in fact. What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? It. I finally got around to watching it maybe 2-3 years ago and it was retarded. How old are you? 23 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? I think he'll be ok now. Who is the oldest Mod? I think Nettdata. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? NYC. Lived there during undergrad and had the time of my life. I miss it so fucking much. Why aren't you living there? In school for at least another 4 years in South Carolina. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Glenn Beck. Bay and Oprah are annoying but I don't think either cause anywhere near the damage Beck does. If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be?. Was Lara Croft pre-1995? If so then her. If not then I guess Princess Peach How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? Weed, shrooms, salvia, acid, ecstacy, whip-its. Liked all of them except salvia. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? Yes. I became friends with this one kid through another kid. He seemed normal enough at first but a lot of people seemed to not like him which I should have seen as a warning. He slowly revealed himself to be a huge tool. He's finished a masters and is leaving the school once this semester ends though so while I avoid hanging out with him, I haven't told him to fuck off. Why bother if he'll be gone soon anyway, right? Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? Yeah. One of the first weekends I was in South Carolina, I went to a tailgate. I drank a little too much and made a joke about people who take the bible literally. Turns out the crowd was more religious than I realized. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? Do flip flops count? I'm a dunce when it comes to clothing/accessories and needed some flip flops in a pinch. Bought a pair made for women and wore them around for a day or two until one of my friends questioned my sexual orientation. I didn't even know there was a difference between mens and womens flip flops. You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? Travel to as many places as possible, then spend the last couple of days with my family. What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? Nothing too crazy. I'm not into anything crazier than some spanking and hair pulling. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? Well, I'm a student so my career isn't decided. But if I could live a second life, I'd do a PhD in Neuroscience. Do you like yourself? I think I'm better than most people, but I could definitely be better. Who are your three favorite posters here and why? lust4life: I love his brand of humor. dcc001: Always has something fun/interesting to say. Nom Chomsky: Hilarious Honorable mentions to KIMaster, Morecowbell, Crown royal, Pinkcup, Jimmyjames, Iwantsomejuice, Brianh, Scootah, Dryfrylock, iczorro, Ballsack, rob4broncos. Never skip your guys' posts. Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? Stayfrosty: waaaah waaaah Angel_1756: pointless. Poopourri: pretentious. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? Jersey Shore. I give myself a pass because about 20% of my high school was kids like that so it has a sort of sociological appeal to me If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? At 5'8" 130, I'm rather small. I'd love to add maybe 3-4 inches, and 20-30 pounds. What's your next meal? Gotten into the habit of eating a bunch of fruit for breakfast so probably a banana, a pear, and a orange. Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? Because I have my last final tomorrow at 6pm and I'm completely burnt out in every way on schoolwork. What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? Jesus that is a lot of times to do something. I think no matter what it was, I'd get sick of it. Sex three times in a day I can do but every day for a month? Unless it was with any girl I wanted, I don't think even that would work. what's your sport? Play tennis, watch football What was your lowest moment in life? Ugh, stupid ex-girlfriend shit. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? Only 23 so I really don't have many to my name, but getting my (possibly) dissertation research project approved felt pretty fucking awesome. What is your greatest vice? Procrastination. What person do you most admire, and why? I was going to say some intellectual or a historical figure but I realized I don't really know any of these people that well. Any one of them could be (have been) assholes privately. I'm going to go with the cliche: my dad. What's a fictional character that you relate to? George Costanza What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? Depends on the group of friends. High school friends, Tip; College friends, So; Grad school friends, Tickle me nanners. Long story... In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? Kind of obvious. I thought it was funny and clever when I registered it on the RMMB years ago, but now I think it is kind of dumb. What is your biggest regret in life? Stupid ex-girlfriend shit. If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? The Big Lebowski. Most rewatchable movie, ever. If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? Her on top, me laying down, watching her boobs bounce. Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? No. If you could instantly start up a new alcohol company would type of booze would you sell? Scotch What would you name it? Scotchy-ochy-dope-a-licious If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? If I couldn't come back, then nowhere. If I could come back whenever I wanted, then I think I'd like to check out what kind of guy Jesus really was. What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Boobs. Can't fucking help it... Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? My water bottle. Unless the zombies are like the aliens from Signs, I'm pretty fucked. What do you drive? Scion xA (Shut up, I got it for free). Shaved, styled or sasquatch? Not too picky, just tamed to a reasonable extent. How much cash do you have on you right now? 0. I avoid using cash as much as possible because of my irrational hatred of change. Fastest you've had sex after first meeting them? I guess a couple of hours. Not really sure of exact times. Introspection time: why do you spend time reading and posting to this message board when it is clearly a waste of time? What about it appeals to you, or what do you get from it? Because it is fun and takes my mind off schoolwork. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Circumstances please. No Would you have consentual sex with a really member of the opposite sex who was between 15-17? Absolutely not. What the fuck? Who in their right mind would do this? Do you honestly like your job? If no, why stay? I'm a student so not really applicable, but I do like being a student. New Question: What is the one thing you would regret the most if you died without doing?
What is the shortest interval you've ever had between sex with two different people? Not with 3somes... Probably 8 hours, but I didn't shower after the first sex and I could smell the pussy coming off me from a foot away. I guess that is why she left me. Have you ever been arrested? If so, what for? Yes, fuck you, its none of your fucking business. Yes, I got arrested from running naked through a field and I did get poison Ivy, but fuck off. Would you do it with Bill Gates if given the opportunity? No. If given the depravity and LOTS of money. Have you ever had sex with someone you were not attracted to, in hopes of getting something else (money, crack, McDonald's, a promotion, whatever) out of it? No. The only thing Im getting from sex is off. What's the kinkiest/most inappropriate (As in wouldn't want your parents/kids knowing that you own) item that you own and use. Her butt. Have you ever done something dangerously illegal (pirating music from the intarwebs doesn't count) Took drugs and talked shit to a cop. I could have been tazed, bro. Prior to the advent of streaming websites how many gigabites of pornography did you have on your computer? Lots. My computer held many monochrome images from BBS sites. Maybe even half a megabyte. How long was your longest dryspell? Dryspell, you mean, "not drinking?" - a few weeks. Have you ever paid for and had sex with a prostitute? What were the circumstances? Yes. They are called women and you always pay one way or another. How old were you when you first had sex? Did you enjoy the experience? 16 YES. That is why I keep doing it. If you could have any super power what would it be? Why? Give anyone an orgasm any time they wanted. Why, DUH. Id rule the universe and everyone would be happy. What is the single most memorable moment in your life? What made it so memorable? The day I sang on stage with a bunch of music industry people in the crowd. I was able to be free and live a dream. Event hough I sucked, I still had the balls to do it and feel free and do what I loved in life. Have you ever walked in on your parents having sex? If so, what position were they in? No, I was in the room at the time. Missionary. If you HAD to have sex with a celebrity of the same gender, who would it be? Jamie Lee Curtis What was the worst (best?) sex related injury you have ever sustained or inflicted? I fell out the window after sex. Her parents didn't wake up! What was your absolute worst sexual experience? I fell out of the window after sex. Her parents woke up. (or one time me and this friend totally where going to do this chick in the ass and he was going to hide in the closet an stuff and film like with an old like video camera from VHS days like for sure and stuff and I fucked her in the dark without her knowing and stuff but my friend fell out of the closet and she ran off and we totally puked on the video tape and now Im awesome) What is the moment you wish you could forget most? Being raped Name one celebrity of the opposite sex who is traditionally unattractive, but that you respect. Cher What aspect of cryptozoology or fringe science do you wholeheartedly believe in? genetic. If you had to choose between cheese and butter for the rest of your life, what would you pick? Cheese, I can make butter out of cheese. If you had to either give up caffeine, booze, or tobacco for one month, which would it be? Tobacco, I dont smoke. If someone told you they'd give you $100,000 if you made out with your father for 5 minutes, would you do it? Yes. It's a $100,000. Do you know how how much mouthwash you can buy with 100k? What is the most valuable thing to you, in the room where you are right now? My Moms ashes. Name a TIBer you have a sexual attraction to. The hot chick with the good attitude that likes to have sex. Fuck/ Marry/ Kill 3 TIBers. That chick, That dude, that dude x 3. What is the record amount of times you have masturbated in a 24 hour period? 4 You get to bring one person back from the dead, who is it and why? Jesus. Why? Id be God to Christians and a god to everyone else. Whatever your left hand is touching at this moment, is now BACON. What is it, and how fucked are you? My Jaw. I cant eat pussy. What was the first scary movie you refused to watch as a kid (you know there's at least one), and at which age did you finally bring yourself to view it? None, I watched them all. How old are you? Almost 40 How long before Dixie Bandit ends up in the slammer again? Who gives a shit? Who is the oldest Mod? Who gives a shit. If you could live anywhere, where would it be and why? Behind the bar in hell. You get to see everyone and drink for free. Why aren't you living there? Too busy living. You're stuck in a locked, empty room with Michael Bay, Oprah, and Glenn Beck. You have a gun, with only 1 bullet. Who do you shoot? Why am I a camera man in hell? If you had to fuck a pre-1995 video game character (how they looked, not a real life analog) who would it be? A turtle in nintendo that gave you infinite lives. How many different drugs have you tried (and/or liked)? Yes. Is there a member of your circle of friends you secretly hate? Why? No. Have you ever done or said something that made somebody/everybody in the room instantly lose respect for you? Yes. Girl said Ill be 18 in 4 months. I said, SWEET. And everyone in the room heard me, even her parents. I was 32. Have you ever worn clothing of the opposite gender without trying to be funny or for costume purposes? No, why the fuck would you do that? You have one month to live and money is no object. What would you do? Drugs. All of them. You know how many hot and famous women want to do drugs? What is your freakiest sexual fantasy? To do everyone at the same time... like the government. If you had to change careers what would your new one be, and what would you be switching from? Banker from Whore. Do you like yourself? All of it. Who are your three favorite posters here and why? Fuck you. Who are the three most annoying posters here and why? They are all fun and annoying. What's your favorite guilty pleasure? making women cum with my penis out of wedlock. If you could change one of your physical features, what would it be? my back, cause its all fucked up. Id like to feel no pain when I work out and dive, board, run, skydive, ride bikes, surf, camp...etc. What's your next meal? Eggs with all the avo, guac, salsa, chips, sour cream, etc from dinner last night. Why did you fill out this ridiculous survey? ye s What can you do 3 times a day, every day for a week, every week for a month that will make you happy every time? Laugh. what's your sport? fucking. What was your lowest moment in life? when my mom died. What do you feel is your greatest achievement? Tomorrow. What is your greatest vice? drinking What person do you most admire, and why? My mom, she raised this asshole. What's a fictional character that you relate to? no clue What is your nickname in real life with all your friends? there are several: Doodlebug, Zoo, Brooke Shields In the same context, how did you come up with your Screen Name? I like Skittles and the sexual innuendo appeals to me. What is your biggest regret in life? not going to school for what I really want to If you were sent to hell what movie would be playing on loop that you would be forced to watch (for you personally)? The Princess Bride If you could only use one sexual position for the rest of your life what would it be? cowgirl Did you ever sleep with a stuffed animal? If so, what was it and do you still have it? yes, a teddy bear I named Snuggles - still have it, nose and half of an eye are long gone If you could instantly start up a new alochol company would type of booze would you sell vodka What would you name it? Squish If you could travel back in time, when would you go and why? the 80's - they rocked What is the very first thing you notice about the opposite sex? teeth Zombie Apocalypse happens in the blink of an eye and the only thing you have to defend yourself with is to your immediate left, what is it and would you survive? a handblown drinking glass - probably not What do you drive? VW Beetle Shaved, styled or sasquatch? shaved How much cash do you have on you right now? none fastest you've had sex after first meeting them? about two hours New: Summer, Spring, Fall or Winter? Fall How do you take your coffee? black, sugar in the raw, no cream