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The April Fools' Day thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Danger Boy, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. shegirl

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    Yeah I have to agree that that's completely disgusting. If it were a college roomie it'd be different, still gross but not to the degree that it is having been your Dad that did it. It's cool that you can joke around with him and all but *shiver* that's all kinds of ick. And how old is your Dad to still be doing the naughty with a women that hasn't hit menopause? Actually I don't think I wanna know anymore. Lalalala. Moving on.
     
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    I think that he meant his brother nailed the bloody vag on his bed, not his father. If you read the post closely, the joke is being played on the brother that slept on the couch, because it appeared he was watching porn and the Dad freaked on him.

    Still gross, but in a more funny way. Rather than utterly disturbing.
     
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    Oooooooooooh now see that's better. And explains the age/period thing. Whew. I was thinking this place moved another knotch up in the weird and gross.
     
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    For the record, my brother is the one who nailed his gf on my bed. Dad simply laughs at the prank.
     
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    Towards the end of the day I realized I hadn't pranked anyone, so I sent my buddy from Michigan State a text that said Tom Izzo was all over the news for accusations of leading a gambling ring for the last ten years and if convicted, he could face prison time. He freaks the fuck out and a few hours later calls me going, "I've been in class all day, WTF!?" I had him going for about 5 minutes explaining the details and calling it a "Pete Rose-level scandal," and he was melting down. "Bullshit! Where's the evidence! Baseless accusations!" After I nonchalantly wished him a happy april fool's day and the 3 second pause that ensued before he figured it out, I couldn't stop laughing. "I don't think Izzo is fair game dude," he said. "You really pushed the boundary on that one."

    As far as myself, I was pranked twice. A girl at my work with a boyfriend convinced me she wanted to have sex before saying April Fools, and a girl I hooked up with a month ago told me she was pregnant over facebook. I believed them both. I'm even more gullible than my friend.
     
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    Why are youtube, google, etc. still doing april fools jokes? Everyone knows...


    The Johns Hopkins joke (where they said they were giving up and dropping the S at the end of Johns) was kinda funny, but anyone intelligent immediately said, "hey, isn't it April 1st?"