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THE ALWAYS DELIGHTFUL WEEKEND DRUNK THREAD 10/7/11!!!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 7, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    I visit Minnesota two or three times a year. I'll be there for Christmas and NYE. Not sure if I'm happy about this or not.
     
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    My new niece looks like an Eskimo baby. My sister wasn't pleased when I asked her where she stole the baby from.

     

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    What the fuck how can you not be happy to come here?

    Truth be told it is way better when there isn't snow on the ground, but regardless... c'mon now.
     
    #43 katokoch, Oct 7, 2011
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    I'm being a brat. I do love Minnesota. But I think I bring you guys bad luck. Every time I come in the winter, they're hitting record breaking cold days. Last time I was there, the pipes froze. I couldn't shower properly for like three days. My nipples also hit record glass-cutting hardness.
     
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    So there is a butter shortage in this country. You can't find it on store shelves, and if you somehow do find it, 5 ounces now costs 4 bucks.

    How do you run out of fucking butter? Don't cows always pump that shit out?
     
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    And this is a bad thing... how?
     
    #46 katokoch, Oct 7, 2011
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    Too lazy to put on pants, so I'm calling it a week. Just emailed my lab manager saying I was sick and now I'm going to local thrift stores to find stuff for my Halloween costume. Then tonight there is a block party with tons of booze and hipster girls, sounds awesome.

    Speaking of which, hipster girls:

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  8. Blue Dog

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    We didn't get the house.

    Oh well... No biggie, it is what it is. I'm more worried for the fact that I think The Wife is coming down with the flu. At least I get to leave work early to drive her to the doctor.
     
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    Also, looking up hot hipster girls brought me to a wonderful place. I'm gonna just post some hot pictures:

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    I met some tranny hookers on the train last night. We were the only people using it to get home while everyone else was on it to start their day. I had been drinking whiskey so I was able to keep up with their sassiness and it was awesome.

    Even though I find it annoying when people talk about how awesome bacon is, all I want in the entire world right now is a breakfast sandwich with a heaping side of bacon. What do I have for lunch? Yogurt and granola. THIS IS THE WORST SITUATION TO BE IN, EVER. I don't know anywhere around here to get one, either.
     
    #50 audreymonroe, Oct 7, 2011
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    Sounds like a fair request at most diners/cafes. They have those in NYC, right?
     
    #51 katokoch, Oct 7, 2011
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    Well I found a place. It's got a view on to parliament hill and gatineau and is a 15 minute walk from work. I hope the application goes through good, because I really do like the place. The best part? With one parking spot, it's $5 a month less than I'm paying for my shitty bachelor in Toronto. I'll need a second parking spot for the motorcycle but I can live with that.

    In unrelated news, I've been nursing a low grade hangover and haven't eaten a thing all day. Fuck.
     
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    Well then come here in mid November so we can get the lakes to freeze and I can get my fish house a little early.

    ONLY 49 DAYS UNTIL ICE FISHING! WOO HOO!
     
    #53 lhprop1, Oct 7, 2011
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    Dude, I want to think this is sexy, but all the spilled milk just makes me think what a pain in the ass that would be to clean.

     
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    Yeah, it's always a shitshow this weekend each year. Luckily, I don't plan on driving anywhere.
     
    #55 cynismus, Oct 7, 2011
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    I work less than two miles from the Ballpark. AND there's a stadium event this weekend. Fucking hell.
     
    #56 shimmered, Oct 7, 2011
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    being covered in milk: not needed

    upper 70's and no rain for the next five days in Cleveland. Got to enjoy it while it lasts.
     
    #57 KillaKam, Oct 7, 2011
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    She reminds me of the milf from SVU
     
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    My cousin is throwing a sex toy party tonight. This is extremely strange because my cousin is one of the most prude people I know. She is the cousin the rest of us are compared to prude. I'm going with another cousin (you should all know I have 37 first cousins. I'm not white trash, I'm just mostly Irish.)

    ... ANYWAY, so I'm going with another cousin who is my drinking buddy. We're going to get bombed on free booze and make everyone uncomfortable with our interest in vibrators. I'm going to ask too many questions about vibrator speeds and my cousin is going to buy the biggest one they have. Afterwards, we're going to go back to my cousin's place, get high, and watch Are You Afraid of the Dark.
     
    #59 lostalldoubt86, Oct 7, 2011
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    Jesus. If I stop counting at second cousins, there might be 30 family members in that group. Maybe.
     
    #60 effinshenanigans, Oct 7, 2011
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