It's entirely too happy around the TiB lately for my shriveled black heart, so I'm going to post a poll with a depressing choice: Something terrible happens, and for the rest of your life you can only drink from one category of the three general types of alcohol - wine, beer, spirits. Just to be clear, it's not that whatever you didn't pick disappears from the Earth or something like that, they're still around - you just can't drink them. What do you choose? I'm honestly not that much of a drinker but I still had to think hard about which two to sacrifice. Spirits was easy to let go because I hardly ever drink hard liquor so I wouldn't miss it much. But the choice between beer and wine was tougher. I drink a lot more beer than I do wine but honestly when I think of substitutes I would have a lot easier time filling in for beer's absence than wine. I prefer to drink beer with pizza and tacos, but can drink something else instead and still enjoy my meal. But wine, when I think of the things I drink wine with (primarily pasts dishes) other beverage choices are quite lacking. So for lack of acceptable alternatives, I'll take wine. Focus: What's your pick?